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I Fucking Hate Double Wide Strollers


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Cameron
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Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
PostPosted: Oct 05 2010 03:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If it's blocking your way in the sidewalk, I don't see why you couldn't just run into the side of the street really fast and pass them and then start walking in front of them. Just think of it as playing Freeway on the atari 2600 and running in front of a slow-moving truck.


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Ice2SeeYou
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Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
PostPosted: Oct 06 2010 09:27 am Reply with quote Back to top

Let me just add that there's a distinction between an infant and a toddler.

An infant will cry, and there's not much you can do about it. Most reasonable people understand that. But a 3 or 4 year old kid knows what "sit down and shut the fuck up" means. Or at least they should. I certainly did.


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MellowMeek
Joined: Feb 16 2010
Location: Texas
PostPosted: Oct 10 2010 02:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I hate those bicycle strollers, or whatever you call those things you tow behind a bicycle.


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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
PostPosted: Oct 10 2010 02:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I thing we all agree that the root of this problem lies in the existence of children.

As has been suggested before, we should totally ban those things.


You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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Anthraxinsoup
Title: That one guy!
Joined: Sep 22 2010
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
PostPosted: Oct 10 2010 02:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

>Ban children
>We die out in 50 years
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The Opponent
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Joined: Feb 24 2010
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PostPosted: Oct 10 2010 03:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

We'll die either way, so what's the problem?


I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
 
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Anthraxinsoup
Title: That one guy!
Joined: Sep 22 2010
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PostPosted: Oct 10 2010 03:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The-Excel wrote:
We'll die either way, so what's the problem?

I meant as every last human
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
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Location: Warsaw, Poland
PostPosted: Oct 10 2010 06:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Anthraxinsoup wrote:
>Ban children
>We die out in 50 years

Didn't you claim to hate 4chan in that other thread? Why would you use a meme that actually *originated* there, then?

And don't try to bullshit me with 711chan. We all know it steals everything from every other imageboard there is. As do all imageboards, actually. Oh, and it was actually started by, y'know, /b/tards.


You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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Anthraxinsoup
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PostPosted: Oct 10 2010 07:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Nekkoru wrote:
Anthraxinsoup wrote:
>Ban children
>We die out in 50 years

Didn't you claim to hate 4chan in that other thread? Why would you use a meme that actually *originated* there, then?

And don't try to bullshit me with 711chan. We all know it steals everything from every other imageboard there is. As do all imageboards, actually. Oh, and it was actually started by, y'know, /b/tards.

Putting > infront isn't just green texting and shit. I go on 711chan quite often, and alot of other chans. I still go on 4chan, just hate most of the people other than on porn boards mostly(ohhh sweet /u/)
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Oct 10 2010 09:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Every imageboard ever steals from 2ch.


I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
 
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Anthraxinsoup
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PostPosted: Oct 10 2010 09:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The-Excel wrote:
Every imageboard ever steals from 2ch.
Yup
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Ash Burton
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Joined: Nov 10 2008
Location: Florida
PostPosted: Oct 11 2010 08:01 am Reply with quote Back to top

I hate double side scrollers too!


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aeonic
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Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
PostPosted: Oct 11 2010 05:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Anthraxinsoup wrote:
The-Excel wrote:
We'll die either way, so what's the problem?

I meant as every last human

No, the question was what's the problem. Ex nihilo nihil fit!


Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much.
 
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Anthraxinsoup
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PostPosted: Oct 11 2010 07:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

aeonic wrote:
Anthraxinsoup wrote:
The-Excel wrote:
We'll die either way, so what's the problem?

I meant as every last human

No, the question was what's the problem. Ex nihilo nihil fit!

I'm a misanthrope for the most part, but I want to see some people continue on.
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Oct 12 2010 12:21 am Reply with quote Back to top

Such as myself.


I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
 
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Anthraxinsoup
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PostPosted: Oct 12 2010 09:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The-Excel wrote:
Such as myself.

Yup, you're cool, you can go on.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Oct 12 2010 11:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Fuck double wide strollers.

We should have double decker strollers instead, like they have in England:



I guess that's for pets, but I've tested it and babies can easily fit in there.
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
PostPosted: Oct 13 2010 12:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

They do make double deep strollers Syd. They have a seat in front and another behind it. Those take up much less room than the double wides.


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PostPosted: Oct 13 2010 05:48 am Reply with quote Back to top

Pandajuice wrote:
Atma wrote:
This is currently my wife's mentality behind it. I want to have kids one day, but not yet. I'm 24 and shes only 21.

24 and 21 is too young to have kids. I had mine at 26 and I still think it was too young. Kids basically destroy your "old life" and force you to start a whole new one that is vastly different, so you have to be ready to let that life go and 21 is far too young for that.

Kids only destroy your old life is you focus all your energy on them. If you treat them like an accessory instead of a human being, you'll have a lot more fun.
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