GT: Hello fight fans, and welcome to back to SFW. I'm Gorilla Typhoon.

BR: And I'm Bob Ross. If you're just joining us, you've missed one hell of a match. The Bronx Bruiser defeated Natas in a match that's sure to go down in SFW history!

GT: No doubt about it, BR! I've never seen a match so hardcore that both participants had to be rushed out of the stadium in an ambulance!

BR: Our next match has Sir Varbesk taking on Lars Crashgunner.

GT: There's certainly no love lost between these two. Who's idea of justice will come out on top today?

Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring weighing 230 lbs.. From Glasgow, England. SIR VARBESK!

*Sir Varbesk slowly walks his way to the ring with a generally positive crowd reaction*

RA: And his opponent, weighing in at 215 lbs.. From the United States of America, LARS CRASHGUNNER!

*Lars makes his way to the ring with mostly negative crowd reaction. He is accompanied by two masked men. Varbesk is visably displeased, but keeps his cool*

DING DING

BR: And with that, the match is underway!

GT: Varbesk wasting no time as he quickly connects with a running elbow.

BR: Lars jumps back to his feet, only to be greeted by several punishing punches.

GT: I'll be surprised if Lars has any teeth after this fight!

BR: Varbesk launches Lars into the turnbuckle, and follows right behind him.

GT: OOH! Lars must've seen that coming, as he uses the turnbuckle to slingshot right over Varbesk, who crashes into the turnbuckle!

BR: Varbesk seems to be reeling from that one. He's staggering away from the turnbuckle.

GT: But not for long, as Lars lands a dropkick that sends Varbesk right back to the turnbuckle! Lars climbs onto the turnbuckle and starts pummeling Varbesk.

Crowd: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!

BR: Uh oh! Things look bad for Lars, because Varbesk has started walking away from the turnbuckle with Lars still on top of him. OUCH! That powerbomb seems to have put Lars out of commission!

GT: Varbesk applies a boston crab and Lars can't be enjoying that!

BR: This is exactly where you don't want to be. Varbesk is a submission machine, and ievery second you're down there really takes its toll!

GT: Through sheer force of will, Lars seems to be crawling his way to the ropes. And he's got it! Varbesk must now break the hold by the count of 5!

Ref: One!
Two!

BR: Varbesk reluctantly breaks the hold.

GT: It seems Varbesk is trying to drag Lars back to the middle of the ring.

BR: OH! Bad idea, as Lars connects with a kick to Varbesk's head!

GT: It looks like that did some damage, because Varbesk is seeing stars!

BR: Unfortunately, he doesn't see Lars getting to his feet. Lars starts running towards Varbesk and connects with a running knee to the gut!

GT: That looked painful! Varbesk is bent over and Lars is rebounding against the ropes for another attack! A scissor kick!

BR: But it failed! Varbesk dodged just in time, and now he's got Lars in a sleeper hold!

GT: One submission after another! It seems Varbesk is trying to wear Lars down!

BR: Looks like Lars is starting to power his way out of the sleeper hold! He's elbowing Varbesk in the stomach repeatedly. And he's free!

GT: Lars lands a punishing roundhouse kick! It seems Varbesk is out cold!

BR: I think Lars wants to end this right now! He's climbing the turnbuckle.

GT: DIVING KNEE DROP!

BR: Varbesk avoided the attack! Lars is clutching his knees in pain!

GT: I don't want to meet the man who looks fine after missing an attack like that!

BR: Varbesk slowly gets up to his feet and picks Lars up.

GT: Only to send him straight back down with a picture-perfect suplex!

BR: Now Varbesk is climbing the turnbuckle! This can't be good for Lars!

GT: Varbesk leaps off the top rope and connects with a body splash!

BR: It's not pretty but it gets the job done.

GT: He's staying on for the pin!

Ref: ONE!
TWO!

BR: A little too early for that.

GT: Varbesk is starting to look angry! He tosses Lars into the turnbuckle and...DUE PUNISHMENT!

BR: It's super effective! That Due Punishment really puts the hurt on his opponent! If you didn't see that, Varbesk powerbombed Lars into the turnbuckle, almost shattering his spine!

GT: Varbesk goes for the pin again! This has got to be over!

Ref: ONE!
TWO!
THR-

BR: HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT!

GT: Varbesk does not look happy. He's got Lars by the legs. He's going for...Yes, THE KNIGHTLY STRETCH!

BR: Lars broke free! Varbesk never had a chance to lock it in! He kicked Varbesk away and slowly gets to his feet.

GT: It doesn't look like Varbesk plans to sit around while Lars gets up. He's running in for the kill! Only to be answered by...A BIG BOOT!

BR: A critical hit! Varbesk goes down! Lars grabs Varbesk's arm and applies a painful looking reverse armbar!

GT: I don't think Varbesk likes getting a dose of his own medicine.

BR: I think you're right, Gorilla! But I think Varbesk is trying to do something about it!

GT: What power! Through sheer strength, Varbesk just flipped Lars over!

BR: Lars is up to his feet first and he's bringing Varbesk up to his feet.

GT: OH! Bad idea! Varbesk just caught Lars in the abdomen with a powerful punch! And he certainly felt it!

BR: Varbesk grabs Lars' head and lands a punishing DDT! Varbesk doesn't stop for a second as he jumps onto Lars and begins striking his head with punch after punch.

GT: Lars begins to return blows! And Varbesk is off! Lars jumps to his feet first and Varbesk is almost there!

BR: Lars grabs Varbesk and delivers knee after knee into Varbesk's ribcage! He'll be feeling those in the morning!

GT: And for weeks to come! But Varbesk grabs Lars' leg!

BR: Lars is in trouble! Varbesk grabs onto the rest of Lars and picks him up! OH! What a powerful slam!

GT: Varbesk picks Lars up and tosses him against the ropes! When he returns, he's greeted by a devestating clothesline!

BR: Varbesk picks up Lars' lifeless husk and positions his head between his legs. And Varbesk with a piledriver! I thought those were illegal!

GT: Not in the SWF, BR! I think almost anything is legal here!

BR: Varbesk is going for another sleeper hold, but Lars responds with a swift punch to the throat!

GT: Lars is up, and lands a series of kicks to the reeling Varbesk's sides!

BR: Lars tosses Varbesk to the turnbuckle and chases after him!

GT: Another BIG BOOT!

BR: Varbesk dodged just in time! Lars is stumbling away from the turnbuckle, and Varbesk runs to the other side of the ring!

GT: Looks like Varbesk is on his way back! But Lars saw that coming. Lars trips Varbesk onto the ropes!

BR: Whats this? One of the masked men is on the apron! He's distracting the ref!

GT: Lars grabs something out of his pocket. IT'S PIANO WIRE! He's viciously choking Varbesk.

BR: Uh-Oh! it looks like the other masked man is making his way over here! He's got a crowbar! MY GOD! He just cracked Varbesk open! He's bleeding!

GT: I know I said almost anything is legal here, but that definitely isn't! Lars tosses Varbesk into the middle of the ring and goes for the pin!

Ref: ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!

DING DING

GT: This ones over, folks!

RA: The winner, by pinfall, LARS CRASHGUNNER!

==Technical Stuff==
V - 3
L - 2
V - 2
L - 1
V - 1
L - 1
V - 5
L - 2
V - 3
L - 1
V - 4
L - 3
V - 1
L - 2
WINNER: Lars

V: Running Elbow, Series of Punches, Throw to Turnbuckle
L: Slingshot Counter into Dropkick into Turnbuckle, Turnbuckle Punching
V: Powerbomb, Boston Crab
L: Running Knee to the Gut
V: Dodge Scissor Kick into Sleeper Hold
L: Counter into Roundhouse
V: Dodge Diving Knee Drop into Pickup into Suplex, Diving Splash into Pin, Pickup into Throw to Turnbuckle, Due Punishment, Pin
L: Escape attempted Knightly Stretch and Counter Charge with a Big Boot, Reverse Armbar
V: Counter Pickup into Gut Punch, DDT, Mounted Punching
L: Counter into Grappled Knee Strikes
V: Grab Knee into Slam, Pickup into Irish Whip, Clothesline, Pickup into Piledriver
L: Counter attempted Sleeper Hold with Punch to the Throat, Kicks to Mid Section, Irish Whip to Turnbuckle
V: Avoid Big Boot and Attemp Clothesline
L: Leg Trip onto Ropes, Masked Man 1 gets on rope and distracts Ref while Lars pulls out Piano Wire and Chokes Varbesk on the ropes and Masked Man 2 clobbers him with a Crowbar to the Forehead. Pin and Victory.