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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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Kill him and eat his blood. Then you will be as prepared as he is.
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 I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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| JonSnow wrote: |
| If this were really happening first priorty is my family, and myself |
I officially label you 'NOT A TEAM PLAYER'.
| InvaderDim wrote: |
| Another reason to buy the video game shop in Grand Junction |
So it's unofficially official. We shall buy it... eventually. I'm sure over a period of a few months we can all put in some money or stuff.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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TheThunderThief
Joined: Jun 07 2009
Location: Ditka's Moustache
Posts: 415
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| The-Excel wrote: |
| Kill him and eat his blood. Then you will be as prepared as he is. |
No one eats any part of me, living or dead...NO ONE.
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Sarge
Title: The Self-Titler
Joined: Aug 14 2010
Posts: 598
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In the case of zombies, I have a Beretta 92 and an E-tool. Guess which one I prefer.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Assuming I don't die right off the bat I'd probably take a cue from The Road and grab a shopping cart and start savaging. You'd best believe Ima have more than one fucking bullet though.
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E. Most Peninsula
Title: The Third Wheel
Joined: Mar 19 2010
Location: The Arid Void (Texas).
Posts: 91
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| Sarge wrote: |
| In the case of zombies, I have a Beretta 92 and an E-tool. Guess which one I prefer. |
The E-tool! ...
Anyways, We should gather somewhere elevated, like the Seattle Space Needle, but it needs to have reliable supplies such as food. Or we could raid a military base and obtain a Humvee. Even if it runs out of gas, it's still sturdy and large enough to sustain 4 or 5 lives. That's in the case of zombies. In a nuke apoc, we blame the Russians and move to Europe. Then we all start eating green mushrooms in hopes of returning to life at the midpoint of the level. Anything else, I die happy.
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 "And on the other hand, you have different fingers."
*head implodes* |
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Rogue Hippo
Title: Lone Wolf Hippo
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: America's Wang
Posts: 245
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I'm gonna steal me a nice 40 foot sailboat. Its the perfect survival vehicle in a crisis. Any well-equipped boat will have:
100-200 gallon water tank
100+ gallons of gas
wind generator
solar generator
canned food
fishing gear
first aid kit
radio communications gear
gas stove
cooking gear
bathroom
sleeping for 6-10 people
unlimited mobility as long as your sails last
Also, areas on land will be hell once the murder, rape and cannibalism start. You'll be pretty much immune to that out at sea. In a nice sailboat, the apocalypse will be just like a family vacation.
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
Posts: 1818
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Well, you need even less than that. The sea will be your bathroom!
You can put guns instead, because rape, murder and specially pilfering are known to take boats and sail the seas.. They are called pirates.
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
Posts: 349
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Assuming a zombie apocalypse... I guess I have this pointy stick that used to be a broom handle. I think that would work for a while.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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| Thorinair wrote: |
| Assuming a zombie apocalypse... I guess I have this pointy stick that used to be a broom handle. I think that would work for a while. |
Looks like he's set.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Ash Burton
Title: AshRaiser
Joined: Nov 10 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1044
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I'm one of three others who have access to our Marine Corps unit armory. About 40 M16's, boxes of ammo lining the walls, and 1 shotgun. That is where I'm taking my ass. Soldier Hawk is the only one invited as I can not take those without proper training, and without the ability to carry on the race...
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Ash is probably just home humping his SNES collection.
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
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All I'd do is stock up on gas, get in my car and plow right through those decaying zombie pieces of shit. That, or be Osama bin Laden. We can never fucking find that guy, so I doubt zombies would.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Rogue Hippo wrote: |
I'm gonna steal me a nice 40 foot sailboat. Its the perfect survival vehicle in a crisis. Any well-equipped boat will have:
100-200 gallon water tank
100+ gallons of gas
wind generator
solar generator
canned food
fishing gear
first aid kit
radio communications gear
gas stove
cooking gear
bathroom
sleeping for 6-10 people
unlimited mobility as long as your sails last
Also, areas on land will be hell once the murder, rape and cannibalism start. You'll be pretty much immune to that out at sea. In a nice sailboat, the apocalypse will be just like a family vacation. |
Then stock the boat with all the MREs and guns you feasibly can and sail that bastard to the nearest offshore oil rig.
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TheThunderThief
Joined: Jun 07 2009
Location: Ditka's Moustache
Posts: 415
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| Ash Burton wrote: |
| I'm one of three others who have access to our Marine Corps unit armory. About 40 M16's, boxes of ammo lining the walls, and 1 shotgun. That is where I'm taking my ass. Soldier Hawk is the only one invited as I can not take those without proper training, and without the ability to carry on the race... |
What about the Rip its...WHAT ABOUT THE RIP ITS???
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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But what if the zombie virus is caused but coming in contact with zombie blood. Isn't spread fireing the zombies a bad idea?
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
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| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
| But what if the zombie virus is caused but coming in contact with zombie blood? |
So the zombies have AIDS?
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Sarge
Title: The Self-Titler
Joined: Aug 14 2010
Posts: 598
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| Drew Linky wrote: |
| Firstly, a place to meet. Ideas? |
Boulder, CO. Next step?
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 2450
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Meet me in Jax, I can give you guys a crash course on how to run the FFG Class warship, only thing I'd need is someone with the Mechanical experence incase one of the Diesels break. I can Navigate, and drive. It makes its own fresh water out of sea water. Its basicly a floating town.We'd have a full armory and can stock up to 30 days worth of food for up to 200 people. As long as no one shows up infected, we'd be good except when we pulled in to refill on food/fuel.
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