I must say it is heart-warming to see everyone come out in support of the IRC Revolution. You are members of it. If we win, you win.
Thank you to everyone who has vocalized their support for us, and even created some campaign promos! Fig, Dim, Satsui, Lem, Thunderhorse, sidewaydriver, Nekky, Vald, ToG (awesome pic!), Sehk (you put your balls on the line there, my friend! Much appreciated), Johnny Depp, unknown Korean pop band, that puppy, aika, and snesguy...THANK YOU!
*As Klimbatize's rambling speech comes to a close, Valdronius smashes him in the back with a steel chair! Fernin turns to Valdronius with a look of shock and hurt. In this momentary distraction, Syd and Knyte run out of the crowd and attack Fernin from behind. Vald and Knyte hold Fernin up while Syd delivers vicious right hands. Vald yells, "You're nothing without us!" over and over. Just when it looks like they've dealt enough pain, Syd instructs Knyte to position Fernin by the ropes and points Vald to the top rope. Vald looks down on Fernin for a moment before turning around and hitting a devastating 450 moonsault senton.
The trio exit the ring and head up the ramp, leaving the Revolution broken in the ring. Vald continues to yell, "You're nothing without us!" ad nauseum, occasionally using both hands to smooth his greaser haircut.*
Klimbatize wrote:
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.
Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 4997
Posted:
Aug 20 2010 07:07 pm
I knew you were a double agent. I will never forgive you.
I want to vote for my IRC buddies. So bad. But.. I'm a wizard, thanks to Syd. What do I do?
While I debate this... -turns Klimbatize into an orange- I've always wanted to do that.
https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd.
UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
Posted:
Aug 20 2010 08:15 pm
mechafuhrer wrote:
If IRC won, would they really be allowed to change anything? Isn't this just a popularity contest like those pointless class president elections they have in schools?
Hitler sucks. The only notable thing about him was his jew-murder fetish.
Mickey mouse will consume you.
Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 4997
Posted:
Aug 20 2010 08:43 pm
mechafuhrer wrote:
If IRC won, would they really be allowed to change anything? Isn't this just a popularity contest like those pointless class president elections they have in schools?
No, of course not. This is basically a popularity contest. Some people base their votes on how much effort team put into their campaigns, while other base their votes on who they like better. There are also people who base their votes on whose dick tastes like candy. Apparently, that latter criteria is really god damn hard to overcome.
Drew Linky wrote:
I want to vote for my IRC buddies. So bad. But.. I'm a wizard, thanks to Syd. What do I do?
I haven't voted yet either, and I'd like to sell-out. If I vote for you Syd, and you win, can you make me a 2010 Forum Champion Title?
I'm not basing my vote on homoerotica, I just want to know if anything's going to change. Don't the winners get a reward or something?
And by popularity I meant through your efforts. Don't sell out. By all means continue.
Mickey mouse will consume you.
InvaderDim
Title: Dispondent Adolescent
Joined: May 19 2010
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 309
Posted:
Aug 20 2010 09:19 pm
mechafuhrer wrote:
Hitler sucks. The only notable thing about him was his jew-murder fetish.
Which you seem to get off on, not surprising
Go Klim and Fernin!
It's not illegal, it might give you some cavities
TheThunderThief
Joined: Jun 07 2009
Location: Ditka's Moustache
Posts: 415
Posted:
Aug 20 2010 09:21 pm
For all those who haven't yet voted or are on the fence, I've got something for you...
mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
Posted:
Aug 20 2010 09:26 pm
InvaderDim wrote:
mechafuhrer wrote:
Hitler sucks. The only notable thing about him was his jew-murder fetish.
Which you seem to get off on, not surprising
Go Klim and Fernin!
You sure are persistent when it comes to insulting people. Not surprising to me, either.
Mickey mouse will consume you.
Fernin
Title: Comic Author
Joined: Dec 12 2008
Posts: 1179
Posted:
Aug 20 2010 10:34 pm
The winners do get a reward, whoever wins will get a title under their name saying that they're the 2010 Forum Battle winners. Basically, bragging rights. Syd's obviously not going to remove his Site Admin title if he wins, so now you know part of the reason why he has that standing offer of fighting a new team each week over ownership of the title, and why anyone else who gets that title, either through this very battle or through the Title Matches in the future, doesn't have to continue to defend their title like Syd will.
tl;dr: Syd doesn't want to win this, and if he does win this, he's going to keep doing this until someone else has won.
Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24882
Posted:
Aug 21 2010 12:22 am
UsaSatsui wrote:
mechafuhrer wrote:
If IRC won, would they really be allowed to change anything? Isn't this just a popularity contest like those pointless class president elections they have in schools?
That sounds like something Hitler would say.
If IRC Revolution wins, there will be big changes. They will get total control of the site. I will take down all content in deference to them and allow them to write their own content.
So, I flipped a coin. And it came up... IRC REVOLUTION FTW!
Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much.
E. Most Peninsula
Title: The Third Wheel
Joined: Mar 19 2010
Location: The Arid Void (Texas).
Posts: 91
Posted:
Aug 21 2010 12:42 pm
Syd created the site. He made all of us possible. Without him, we are nothing, I say, NOTHING! This man toiled long and hard to create this site, and he gifts his work upon us for no monetary cost. Hear thy not the words of his enemy, our enemy (even if it's a quote of Syd), as he plots our destruction even now. He may take our land, but he will never take... OUR FREEDOM!!! We shall destroy the evil rising up against our benevolent creator and we will see peace return to this land! We will not let this evil strike one blow against Creator! SLIME KNIGHTS FTW!!! /uselessrant
"And on the other hand, you have different fingers."
*head implodes*
Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
Posted:
Aug 21 2010 12:53 pm
Polar bear got me.
https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd.
SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
Posts: 1831
Posted:
Aug 21 2010 01:25 pm
Syd Lexia wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
mechafuhrer wrote:
If IRC won, would they really be allowed to change anything? Isn't this just a popularity contest like those pointless class president elections they have in schools?
That sounds like something Hitler would say.
If IRC Revolution wins, there will be big changes. They will get total control of the site. I will take down all content in deference to them and allow them to write their own content.
So Porn off in general discussion?
Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
Posted:
Aug 21 2010 01:36 pm
snesguy1012 wrote:
Syd Lexia wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
mechafuhrer wrote:
If IRC won, would they really be allowed to change anything? Isn't this just a popularity contest like those pointless class president elections they have in schools?
That sounds like something Hitler would say.
If IRC Revolution wins, there will be big changes. They will get total control of the site. I will take down all content in deference to them and allow them to write their own content.
So Porn off in general discussion?
If that doesn't buy your vote, I don't know what will.