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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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http://tomandlorenzo2.blogspot.com/2010/08/miss-universe-2010-national-costumes.html
Some remarks if you're unsure to check:
Brazil! It's one giant Hallmark store! Apparently!
on Canada: J'ADORE. Right after the competition, she's going to seduce and then attempt to kill James Bond.
Miss Dominican Republic believes that aliens could contact her at any time, so she's not taking any chances
Hmm. It's an adorable dress, Germany, and we get that it's a take on folk dancing costumes, but it reads a little too much like, well, just a pretty dress. You should have beer steins over your boobs or something
Miss Guatemala has skipped the competition and gone straight to declaring herself a goddess.
We don't know [Miss Mexico], but we love her. "HAHA! Do you guys believe this shit? Look at this crap they made me put on my head!"
MISS SLOVAK! QUEEN OF STRIPPERS, PATRON SAINT OF TROPHY WIVES! BOW DOWN, MORTALS!
I hate to "betray" my country, but between USA and Canadas I think Canada looks better. Israel and Japan are awesome too.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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A vote against Miss Guatemala means you get your heart ripped out on a square pyramid. It's bad when drag queens look less outlandish than real women do.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Beauty contests disgust me, unless I win second prize and collect 10 bucks. I mean, I'm all for putting women on display as meat if that's what they really want, but don't pretend it's some huge, big, celebrated thing. It's not. It's pretty girls getting attention because they're pretty. Yay.
And do not get me started on the kiddy pagents they start out at...
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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What really creeps me out about the kiddy beauty pageants is the large amount of older men in the audience. No amount of children could possibly have that many fathers!
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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| aeonic wrote: |
| What really creeps me out about the kiddy beauty pageants is the large amount of older men in the audience. No amount of children could possibly have that many fathers! |
Not to mention there's a 2 weeks old age category.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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Deadmau_5pra
Title: Amatuer film/podcaster
Joined: Feb 10 2009
Location: Chicago Area
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I'd judge this soley on costumes, because some of those look phenomenal. The best are Guam, USA, Haiti, Japan, Switzerland, & Venezuela.
I'm with Andrew, Kazakhstan's is crazy as shit.
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
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Isn't the title of mister universe given to the best bodybuilder? I'd expect miss universe to be similar.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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Holy fuck, Dominican Republic looks like an insect with some sort of weird pincers on their head.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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Which universe are they trying to represent here?
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
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The universe where self-absorbed women compete for people's affection.
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Mickey mouse will consume you. |
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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| mechafuhrer wrote: |
| The universe where self-absorbed women compete for people's affection. |
So, ostensibly, ours then?
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| lordsathien wrote: |
| aeonic wrote: |
| What really creeps me out about the kiddy beauty pageants is the large amount of older men in the audience. No amount of children could possibly have that many fathers! |
Not to mention there's a 2 weeks old age category. |
THE FUCK?! 
OK, I need to go buy a gun and some bubblegum.
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SteelBallRun
Title: Kenka Bancho
Joined: May 05 2010
Posts: 227
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Good lord, Switzerland`s looks like Sophitia with that sword and shield.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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| SteelBallRun wrote: |
| Good lord, Switzerland`s looks like Sophitia with that sword and shield. |
I thought USA waz a valkyrie at first...
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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E. Most Peninsula
Title: The Third Wheel
Joined: Mar 19 2010
Location: The Arid Void (Texas).
Posts: 91
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| SteelBallRun wrote: |
| Good lord, Switzerland`s looks like Sophitia with that sword and shield. |
That's a bad thing?
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"And on the other hand, you have different fingers."
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