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Infant Puberty WTF?


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aeonic
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PostPosted: Aug 13 2010 12:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/08599201004400

I never even knew that was possible. Wow. Maybe they're trying to make up for the whole massive disproportionate amount of male citizens? That's just crazy.


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Sehkmaenzo
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PostPosted: Aug 13 2010 12:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Did you check the video? Parents noticed BREASTS on the babies. That's all kinds of fucked up.
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aeonic
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PostPosted: Aug 13 2010 12:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah... yeah. How companies like that can put stuff that does something like that into a product that an infant consumes is beyond abhorrent to my way of thinking. It just shows what kind of a cesspool a lot of humanity has become.


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Knyte
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PostPosted: Aug 13 2010 12:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wait, milk making girl's breasts grow? They stole that from Japan!

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aeonic
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PostPosted: Aug 13 2010 12:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, but that girl's at least fifteen times older than some of the ones we're talking about. Nice video anyhow, though.


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Knyte
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PostPosted: Aug 13 2010 12:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Also, don't let those moms who put thier todlers in beauty pagents know about this shit.
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mechafuhrer
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PostPosted: Aug 13 2010 04:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

More like infant puberty FTW! Those pubrescent features will drive away the horniest of pedophiles!


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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Aug 13 2010 04:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You sure about that?


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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: Aug 13 2010 10:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm not sure what is worse,

Infant puberty or infinite puberty. Both seem terrible.



 
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Aug 13 2010 11:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

An extended period of outward awkwardness and questioning one's biological features versus unending questioning of the same. At least one of them has an upper limit.


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Spanish Meatloaf
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PostPosted: Aug 14 2010 12:06 am Reply with quote Back to top

Doesn't it mean that girls will be way hotter when they grow up? And guys will be better at athletics in preschool?


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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Aug 14 2010 12:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

It more likely means that the girls will be done with their attractive phase long before they're legal and the guys will start impregnating women at the age of seven.


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Spanish Meatloaf
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PostPosted: Aug 14 2010 12:25 am Reply with quote Back to top

Oh shit, that's way less cool than what I thought.


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aeonic
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PostPosted: Aug 14 2010 12:31 am Reply with quote Back to top

Exactly. You think China's population is big now?


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mechafuhrer
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PostPosted: Aug 14 2010 01:22 am Reply with quote Back to top

If you arranged the entire population of china and had them all walk past you in a single-file line, that line would never end due to the rate of reproduction. At least that country of deviants we call Japan isn't nearly as big. You can only take so much NSFW before you gouge out your eyes and pour bleach in the sockets.
Anyway, that thing about infant puberty sounds pretty damn strange. "How many first graders did you impregnate today, honey? So much testosterone in such a little boy!"


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Spanish Meatloaf
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PostPosted: Aug 14 2010 01:25 am Reply with quote Back to top

Japan is actually shrinking, since no one has sex when all the pervy men stay out til 3 in the morning flipping through porn in public. Not joking, my mormon friend went on a mission there.


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mechafuhrer
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PostPosted: Aug 14 2010 01:31 am Reply with quote Back to top

Spanish Meatloaf wrote:
Japan is actually shrinking, since no one has sex when all the pervy men stay out til 3 in the morning flipping through porn in public. Not joking, my mormon friend went on a mission there.
Geez, I kinda thought past all the cartoon porn Japan was an okay place. Guess two nukes wasn't enough, huh?


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