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Knyte
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So, I came across this:
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Woman Sues Disney Parks, Claims Donald Duck Groped Her
By Philadelphia Daily News
Published: August 12, 2010
This might sound goofy, but a Delaware County mother suing Walt Disney Parks and Resorts claims that she suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder and about a dozen other "permanent" maladies because Donald Duck grabbed her breasts two years ago at Epcot Center.
April Magolon, 27, of Upper Darby, states in her lawsuit that a Disney employee dressed in a Donald Duck costume touched one of her breasts and continued to "molest her" when she approached him for an autograph in May 2008, while she held her child.
Beyond the humiliation of being groped by an anthropomorphic duck in a sailor suit, Magolon claims that the incident caused "severe physical injury," a "shock to her entire nervous system," "muscle contraction headaches," "acute anxiety," "nausea, cold sweats, insomnia, nightmares, flashbacks, digestive problems" and other conditions that are "permanent in nature."
The episode also forced her to spend "large sums of money for a ruined vacation" with her children and fiancé, according to the suit. |
This happened over two years ago. Why not report it then and there? Why not file a complaint immediately? Probably, because it A. Never Happened or B. She didn't make a big deal out of it.
Now, two years later she is suing. And, not just suing for the "sexual contact", but for a shit-ton of other crap as well. This means she is looking for a quick buck. Are you really an honest person, lady?
If it did happen, then sue for only the reimbursement of your medical bills and the legal fees of filing the suit. I dare you.
Who wants to bet, the lawsuit will be for over a million dollars?
And, how the fuck do you get "severe physical injury" from a brest grope, unless that duck ripped it completely off your chest?
Fuck You, America.
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aeonic
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yeah, unless he had a vise cunningly concealed inside of his suit's hand, I doubt he crushed her tit or anything like that. if this doesn't get laughed out of court, I'll be outraged. i can say, having been born there and lived as a child, delaware county sucks, so maybe she's just trying to get her, her idiot fiance/husband and her stupid moron children somewhere nicer.
i hope her vagina rots.
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Ice2SeeYou
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I live near Delaware County, there's a lot of trash there.
Sadly, I bet Disney will want this lawsuit to go away quickly and painlessly, so they may very well give her a payout.
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Woman Sues Disney Parks, Claims Donald Duck Groped Her
By Philadelphia Daily News
Published: August 12, 2010
This might sound Goofy |
Ha! I like what they did there.
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Somehow I don't think Disney flashbacks are the same as 'Nam flashbacks.
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Reinhart_x
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That's pretty fucking funny, and by that I mean pretty fucking stupid. I honestly can't stand all the suing bullshit that goes on here, it's a fucking disgrace. Some people will do anything to get ahead in life, it's actually just embarrassing that we as the human race could have such crazy and stupid people.
Also, I worked in Epcot Center in the second half of '07, in Future World where the characters hang. When I would go backstage and take my breaks I would see the people who dressed up as the characters. Contrary to popular belief, these people are not just random Mexican guys. I would say that 95% of the time they were 18-23 year old girls; nice, smiling, innocent looking girls.
In further addition to this, there is always a character attendant with each character, making sure nothing goes wrong like a suit malfunction and they talk to the families for the pictures. So, unless there was a super horny college girl who just so happened to be a lesbian and for some reason the character attendant wasn't around, I'm pretty sure this woman is full of shit. Disney has fought in the past against these kinds of character allegations multiple times and won, usually very easily, but who knows what will happen.
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JonSnow
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Wonder if the scene is on camera.. I agree sue happy people sadden me. Then again be exploited by certain business, like vendors at Disney world pisses me off too. Regardless it's morally wrong to do what she's doing, if this really did happen there is reasonable compensation that can be given. Pay for some of her anxiety and damages. We'll see...
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For too long, soldiers and rape/abuse victims have been hogging the limelight. It's time for the real victims to speak out.
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Spanish Meatloaf
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you know, it's not that hard to mistake any interaction with donald duck as inappropriate. HE DOESN'T WEAR PANTS! And he's in a sailor suit and let's face it sailors have a bad rep for being... sexually aggressive.
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Hexen
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| Spanish Meatloaf wrote: |
| you know, it's not that hard to mistake any interaction with donald duck as inappropriate. HE DOESN'T WEAR PANTS! And he's in a sailor suit and let's face it sailors have a bad rep for being... sexually aggressive. |
Darn you my swarthy meat-related friend... I was gonna pull the whole pantless thing... you beat me to it.
But, yeah... frivolous lawsuits are completely terrible... and EVERYONE who does it waits right until the statue of limitations is about to run out. Disney is no saint company, but they don't deserve this. Luckily Disney's lawyers could destroy her if need be.
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Darn you my swarthy meat-related friend. |
yeah I've been thinking about changing my user name to Daftatt, Would any of the mods mind doing that for me?
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Frivolous lawsuits have always bugged the hell out of me, if you're going to sue use the money to cover bills as a result of injuries and court fees
beyond that is gold digging
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i'd probably let daisy duck grope me
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Valdronius
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| i'd probably let daisy duck grope me |
Dude, you'd let Daisy Duke grope you.
Wait, that didn't work like I planned....
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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username
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| Valdronius wrote: |
| username wrote: |
| i'd probably let daisy duck grope me |
Dude, you'd let Daisy Duke grope you.
Wait, that didn't work like I planned.... |
haha HELLS YEAH i would. even if she is damn near 70 nowadays.
actually, how old is she now?
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Knyte
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I'd let any of them grope me since the vast majority of them are women.
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This has gone from a discussion about frivolous lawsuits...To a discussion about which Disney character you would let grope you
Gotta love the forums
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Blackout
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| username wrote: |
| i'd probably let daisy duck grope me |
So disturbing.
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