JonSnow wrote:

Quote: Another trick, if you hit the floor buttons in the order of 8675309 (0 being the basement floor), it'll change that boring elevator music to all the greatest hits of the 80's. Which is nice because you'll be riding the elevator for awhile after that. I heard that one, and that one's really cool. The best trick is if you stand in an elevator and press none of the buttons, it'll print money after 6 days.

why don't you go get on that right now. i'm sure everyone wants you to get printed money. god knows I do.

i never would've dreamed to call it funny. you see, to be funny, a joke usually has to have a punchline or some other humorous aspect to it. that seems to be the point you've ended up missing most of the times you've tried being witty. what you provided was an asinine statement that wasn't even ironically funny. it was irritating. seriously, if you're planning on doing standup at some point in the future, write some new fucking material.

JonSnow wrote:

It's called dry humor you'll appreciate it more when you're older. It was styled after sideways.

i'm 29 next month. that humor was so dry it queefs dust. here's a joke though.

Q: Why did jonsnow cross the road?
A: Because none of his jokes are fucking funny. At all.

E. Most Peninsula wrote:

Hooray for dry wit and patronization! Did you hear the one about the guy that overreacted to a joke on the SydLexia forums? I heard his overanalyzation of humor caused people to get in a useless argument. Humor is what makes you laugh, plain and simple.

and with that, i'll wait for the day that jonsnow seems remotely humorous to me. i refuse to hold my breath though, because passing out should only be done after binging.

JonSnow wrote:

Aeonic if you want to be a better person, ignore klimb and fernin. I would take me at my most inane any day over Fernin, or his clone Klimb. Klimb, true to his name, is basically the clone of any one with authority. I have no doubt if he's married, that he's the woman in the relationship. Complete people pleaser, and my oh my he does please well with his hands. Of course i'm talking about his eloquent typing skills. Aeonic, I struggle to understand you.. you're 30 years old... you follow my posts around, and you just said what i said, but were like you do it, you go in an elevator. Why don't you want to do that Jon, sounds like a good idea to me, Jon... go do that. i'm not going to go into it. You should be happy i erase a lot shit. I should erase that whole post, I need to get that off my chest. I don't neccesarily dislike you aeonic.. it's just i don't know.. A harmless post, and you gotta say something. Completely harmless. Maybe if you read it in a better mood you might like it more.

first off, let's get things real fucking straight cochise. you have no idea what kind of person i am other than the persona that I have here. second, while i find fernin and klimb agreeable, who the fuck says I take what they have to say with anything other than a grain of salt and shot of tequila? when did they even become an issue here.

you don't understand me? awesome. everything I've seen so far from how we interact shows that we're two radically different people with a few interests that intersect. as for following you, not true. i post in plenty of threads you don't, just as you do ones that I don't. i posted somewhere around 25 times per day, half of them in response to your pap. based off of what i know about you so far, i'm not a fan, but at least I don't talk behind your back in pms or some shit. in case it's not really clear, i'm a little bit of a glass half empty kind of guy, and it shows in how i write. when you say something pointless, i'll call you on it because honestly? that's what I do. i can say whatever the fuck i want, and so can you. that's what's great about this forum. here's what i'll do, though; i'm just not going to bother responding when i see something you've written anymore, no matter how inane or annoying it is. that'll save you and whoever else gives a flying flippy fuck a whole lot of grief.