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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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Vote for the Mighty, Mighty Ballstones because we also have Scarlett Johansson's endorsement!
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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vote goes to the ballstones. although nobody yet has offered me a picture of jonsnow getting hit in the face with a claw hammer, anorexorcist has been the closest to scarlett johannsen's breast out of anyone on these boards.
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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Sorry all, been moving and taking care of the lady. A few complications have happened but the baby seems to be fine now and she is still due in two months. Please shoot a prayer our way, i love you guys
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
Posts: 5603
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 5000
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Glad to hear everything is still all right, woodzy. We missed you around here, man.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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i'll third that sentiment. the wife and i'll keep you, the missus and your little girl in our prayers, woodzmeifter
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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I thought I'd post this to help explain our absence early on in the battle. You see, The Metal Shark Players kidnapped me, forcing Josh to go on a Rambo style suicide mission to save me from their P.O.W. camp. Here is the only known photo of the raid:
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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| aeonic wrote: |
| vote goes to the ballstones. although nobody yet has offered me a picture of jonsnow getting hit in the face with a claw hammer, anorexorcist has been the closest to scarlett johannsen's breast out of anyone on these boards. |
You realize that's me pressed up against that sweet rack, right?
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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| sidewaydriver wrote: |
| aeonic wrote: |
| vote goes to the ballstones. although nobody yet has offered me a picture of jonsnow getting hit in the face with a claw hammer, anorexorcist has been the closest to scarlett johannsen's breast out of anyone on these boards. |
You realize that's me pressed up against that sweet rack, right? |
seriously, i have a hard time believing that some soldier with a panda head and bob ross didn't beat you to it. mad props for the boob pressage, but i was going to vote ballstones anyway. if you guys make it through, you get my vote for tit proximity next time.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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Low vote count, there is still a lot more that can be done here...
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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You're right, GPF, there is a lot that can be done. So far this match has a gross lack of mud slinging and slander. I'll rectify this problem.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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| joshwoodzy wrote: |
| Sorry all, been moving and taking care of the lady. A few complications have happened but the baby seems to be fine now and she is still due in two months. Please shoot a prayer our way, i love you guys |
I don't pray, but you have my goodwill. Wife and child are more important than internetting. I hope everything works out for you and your family.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Back to the Internet:
if you Don't vote metal shark you will never have another hero. You will never have another chance. You will fall, because you never tried to stand for yourselves.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
Posts: 5603
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Well if you weren't so damn stubborn in the first round, I might have had a couple original ideas left.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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I think most people blew their load in the first round
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 5000
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| username wrote: |
| I think most people blew their load in the first round |
Uh, excuse me? Did you see my mazes last round? I'm at the top of my game right now.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I blew nothing. I am Merely speaking right down to earth, in a language that everyone can understand. A man of my caliber is above deception and secret weapons.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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By the way, any of you guys that were knocked out of the competition, or didn't qualify to compete in the first place:
I consider you all honorable members of the metal shark players. That means that a win for us is a win for you. This is your second strike at glory. Help team metal shark win, and we will share our victory with all of you.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Inspired by Klimbatize's Denny's children's menu activity campaign strategy, I present you with a word search!
If you are upset that you aren't in the puzzle, I'll put you in the next one! All you need to do is vote for The Metal Shark Players for more!
Good luck and bonus points to anyone who manages to find any accidental bad words!
VOTE FOR THE METAL SHARK PLAYERS!
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 5000
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You motherfucker. I just finished making a wordsearch with the exact same premise. I jammed way more names into it though... at least twice as many. You left out so many people!
FUCK! Now I can't use it for my battle. Stop stealing my strategy. I have no discernible talents, so I can't have stuff like this taken away from me.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Sorry Klimb, I didn't know! I figured the image was big enough so I had to limit the names. I tried to do a mix of old and new, popular and not quite as popular. Anybody who wants on the next one is invited to say so.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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| aeonic wrote: |
| vote goes to the ballstones. although nobody yet has offered me a picture of jonsnow getting hit in the face with a claw hammer, anorexorcist has been the closest to scarlett johannsen's breast out of anyone on these boards. |
How about a mace to the face?
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 5000
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| sidewaydriver wrote: |
| Sorry Klimb, I didn't know! I figured the image was big enough so I had to limit the names. I tried to do a mix of old and new, popular and not quite as popular. Anybody who wants on the next one is invited to say so. |
Ha, it's all good. I guess I'll just make a SydLexia.com Tic Tac Toe game or something. *looks down, puts hands in pocket and kicks a stone*
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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