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StonedAutopilot
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Location: Milwaukee, WI
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This is a serious question.
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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five tons of flax!
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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SteelBallRun
Title: Kenka Bancho
Joined: May 05 2010
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Threads like this one.
Feces production increases by 27.38%.
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StonedAutopilot
Joined: Aug 04 2010
Location: Milwaukee, WI
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Uwe Boll makes an Academy-Awarding winning film.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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Stool softener helps.
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Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
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GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
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| StonedAutopilot wrote: |
This is a serious question.
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? |
| StonedAutopilot wrote: |
| Uwe Boll makes an Academy-Awarding winning film. |
Batman ties up the Joker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oPsvq81n2A&#t=01m40s
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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The immovable object is disintegrated by the irresistible force.
Simple.
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StonedAutopilot
Joined: Aug 04 2010
Location: Milwaukee, WI
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The immovable object is disintegrated by the irresistible force.
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It's unstoppable, not irresistible. That's why it's such a paradox.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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| StonedAutopilot wrote: |
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
The immovable object is disintegrated by the irresistible force.
Simple. |
It's unstoppable, not irresistible. That's why it's such a paradox. |
That doesn't change the answer. The immovable object doesn't move, it's pulverized by the unstoppable force.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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There's no such thing as an immovable object.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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| There's no such thing as an immovable object. |
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Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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nothing
by definition, if one exists, then the other is negated.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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You get Jeebus and FNJ.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Hexen
Title: McFavorite Burger Clown
Joined: Jun 29 2010
Location: Texas
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Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it?
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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| You get Jeebus and FNJ. |
which one is which? Cause I've had threads stopped via locking many times, and had threads moved by deletion as well.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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If both really are as they're described, wouldn't they cancel each other out?
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Optimist With Doubts
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
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Since you're posting this as a serious question, the serious answer is that neither an unstoppable force nor an immovable object can exist. (Assuming you mean unstoppable as a force measuring infinite Newtons, and not a finite force that cannot cease to exist, such as the force of gravity between two objects)
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
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| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Opti is correct. The irresistible force doesn't lay down for no one, brotha!
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Somehow, I was also thinking exactly this.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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| Hexen wrote: |
| Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it? |
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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^ that is my new favorite image/caption ever.
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| Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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| SoldierHawk wrote: |
| ^ that is my new favorite image/caption ever. |
Glad to see I did SOMEthing right. I had to show it off, at any rate. 
I can't even fathom what would happen. I've put a lot of thought into it, as well.
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