Good sir, I see that you misunderstood my intentions! I was not saying that you or your counterpart were guilty of the aforementioned crimes. I only said that I had heard rumors, but would not lower myself to believing such things without hard evidence. I suggested that our fellow forumers enjoy a delicious twix(tm) candy bar and decide for themselves. However, this has brought to light the fact that I need to address a few matters with a sense of urgency.

The only person that has ever been removed unjustly from the nwo was gp for like a day, because he kept acting like a douchebag to me, and the medication that I take for my bipolar disorder had run out. He was given privledges back within a day, if I remember correctly, and if it's any consolation prize, he made me cry.

Jeebus kept breaking the rules, despite being warned by two of the three moderators, so I modded him as a joke. He then threw a fit, which led to his removal for being a douchebag. He started his own forum.

Usa still posts with no problem. I only suggested that he could leave the nwo board and post in the fairgrounds if he really didn't like my moderation decisions. This was after he told me that he lost all respect for me as a human being and that he hated me or some stuff like that. We get along pretty well now though, I think.

The nwo is a closed board because syd doesn't want the content to be accesable without people knowing what to expect. I have never turned down a request to enter the nwo.

And believe me, guys. If I had the means to do so currently, I would have no problem making a vidcon for you guys. I am simply unable to provide such a thing in my current predicament. I must say, however, that before I signed up for this thing, I asked if my lminability to create such things would be a problem, and was told that things were more about promoting hard and making great speeches than offering technical gimmicks. I think that my team has for a great job thus far, with the guidelines that we thought we were to follow.

Now I don't want this to turn into a middleschool styled smear campaign, we're all adults here. Forum fantasy is a fun and interesting experience. If you enjoy it that much, then by all means, vote for my opponents. But if you value traditional human values that don't rely on technical wizardry, then vote for metal shark players. It's your right, and it's the beauty of democracy.

Twix(tm) candy bars are co-sponsoring the Official first annual nwo porn-off competition, and therefore I am intractually obligated to promote them for the duration of said competition.

username wrote:

Ah yes. The goddamn batman in the last forum supper. Sweet

don't forget who gave you that avatar to begin with, friend.

The manly shark in the above image is rescuing that injured woman from the sharks in the water. His mouth and hands are covered in blood from trying to recusitate her. He is also standing on a crate full of twix(tm) that nazi pirates tried to steal in an attemp to ruin Christmas somehow.

Just to nip any bad publicity in the bud.

UsaSatsui wrote:

I interrupt this regularly scheduled smear campaign to remind people, particularly my opponents, that this is all in good fun, and I mean it about as seriously as I mean it when I say I think Garfield is a funny comic. Just saying. FNJ wrote: Whine whine whine Oh, I see, if you take the cheap shots, it's just repeating rumors you heard somewhere, but when I start firing back, it's all unfair and you're being misunderstood and you feel the need to get all defensive. That's how it works, is it? Okay, then. And again, sidewaydriver shows his disrespect for the people who aren't currently able to help him out. He wants a vote from username, so what does he do? He throws Doddsino under the bus to insert him into his silly picture sig. What kind of message does this send? You're only useful as long as you have a vote to give, then fuck you? Disappear for a little while, and we'll sell our spot in our last supper to someone who has someone we want? It's the final push, and the only people who save their vote until now are the people who actually think about the choice. The ones who care. Before you cast that vote, people who care, ask yourself, who would you rather see advance? Do you want two people who work hard for the forums, who actually care about your vote, who want to be your friends and allies? Or do you want two people who shamelessly whore themselves out to whoever can give them a vote, toss you aside when they've got no more use for you, and strive not to be your equals, but your dominators? The choice is yours.

sir, I do no whining, and I am nor being defensive. I only want the voters to have a complete picture of the situation before making their decision. I want the people to have all of the information right out in the open, for the world to see. I do this because I am an honest man.

Please make note that sideway and I have the same signature. Anybody removed from his signature should still be featured in mine. There simply weren't enough spaces for everybody. Worst case scenario, we can rotate everyones faces, so everybody gets a turn. sideway is trying to make alterations to make everybody happy. It's easy to look at the negative and say that a particular poster was removed from the signature, but you neglect the positive, being that a certain poster was featured on the signature up till this point.