How are you people letting this tyranny continue?! He must be stopped and we must continue to stand for what is right. Vote for Ballstones, right meow everybody!
Oh yeah, and if you ever owned Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the movie on VHS, watch this and get ready to have a blast from the past. You can thank me by voting.
FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
Posted:
Jul 30 2010 11:39 pm
You want safety? You want security? You don't look for someone else. You look inside. Because when you give away personal responsibility, you give away personal power.
Well tonight, we're taking it back. How? We'll take it back with one voice: Yours...
And if you stand beside me, that voice turns to two...
And that person beside you makes three...
And the more we stand beside each other, the stronger that voice becomes... Until it's a chorus of will.
And no law has ever withstood such a sound.
It's time to raise your voice.
Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
Posted:
Jul 31 2010 03:22 am
I'd like to echo Syd's previous comment: the forum battle isn't about fun or creative promos, it's about ratings. Sure I'll lose at some point, but wouldn't it be much more exciting to see me face off against the likes of JEW? There's still time! I know there's more of you out there, so vote for The Baby Factory and get the main event that you deserve.
The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus
FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
Posted:
Jul 31 2010 03:36 am
Well jeebs, it wouldn't happen anyway, because I can't compete with a final fantasy rom hack from an iPod touch. I think taking you down with me this round. If we can't have our epic confrontation, I still have to defeat you somehow.
How's that for ratings?
Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
Posted:
Jul 31 2010 03:49 am
That's terrible for ratings. When Jon Cena wrestles some jabroni in the first hour of the show and Triple H sledgehammers him in the face, they don't both bow and say goodnight to the audience after. They get in the fucking ring for the main event!
Everyone needs to vote for The Baby Factory, because who the fuck wants a main event of Maven vs. that kid with one leg? My fellow forumers, you have the power to book the card for this PPV. Don't you want to book a main event worth witnessing?
Agreed. I chuckle out loud almost every time I look at it.
Also, let me address some of Jeebus concerns. I do agree that every once in a while it's great to see the "big stars" perform for the main event but let's be blunt here. What do you have to offer us? It seems to me so far that forum vets haven't done shit to entertain this bloodthirsty crowd. GP and Douche went down, not with a bang, but with a silly little whimper. You guys want an awesome battle with a splendid outcome, not the same bunch of jabroni's or Moderators getting to the top every year. Now anorexorcist and I have been here 2 years and some change, and that's plenty of time to garner a reputation here and whip some Moderator ass.
Regardless of what happens, we appreciate all the support and we appreciate the fun loving attitude that these last battles have brought. You forum members made it happen, and we love you guys. Except Jeebus and Hawk, screw those lamers.
Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
Posted:
Jul 31 2010 11:19 am
Me and Knyte have more drawing power than Bob Ross and a room full of comic book artists.
Good lord, this is the most votes I have ever fucking seen. Not to mention like, a vote every five minutes for Jeebus in this last hour.
FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
Posted:
Jul 31 2010 11:14 pm
Kinda makes you wonder, ey?
Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
Posted:
Jul 31 2010 11:17 pm
My last match got 72 votes. This one currently has 78. I seriously doubt it'll go any higher. If it does, I'm sure it'll be in your favor since "Vote against Jeebus at the last second" was apparently the original plan.
