I see the slander machine has been running while I was working. I'd like to clear a few things up while I work on some more substantive things.

*Rycona and I are famously kind to new people. In fact, we don't even care if someone is "new" or "old". We judge by actions, not status. I can't speak for our opponents, though I think I did hear sidewaydriver tell a new poster who needed help to fuck off.

*Maybe it's been forgotten, but I also hold a position of responsibility: I'm an op in the chat room. And in my domain, everyone is welcome to stop by. To get into the NWO, you need approval, and FNJ has been known to throw people out for disagreeing with him. Which one sounds fair and equal to you?

*I contribute to this forum on a regular basis in meaningful ways. I hold contests for the benefit and enjoyment of the forumers, including the very one we're competing in. I set and post challenges such as the A-Z Review and the Mega Marathon, and I've even put some of my own hard-earned money up as a prize. The opponent's contributions? Some 15-minute photoshops, and taking credit for someone else's idea of a contest rating naked women.

*I follow the rules. Double posting? Oversized signatures? Saying "Sammich"? All things my opponents do on a regular basis. If they have no respect for our board, why vote for them?

Please, don't be fooled by flash, trickery, and the only demands on someone's free time being their mother calling them up from the basement to dinner. Make the right choice.

tl:dr - Fuck those guys.

Okay, if Jeebus can pull out quirky people from foreign shows brought to the US to pick up the slack while his partner is out of commission, so can I.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Stiles:



...and we have a special treat for you, Ryan's gonna do the Metal Shark Players Hoedown! Take it away, Ryan.

sidewaydriver wrote:

Our opponents, The Forumers of Lies, would have you believe that a Final Fantasy hack is in the works. I haven't seen anything delivered this round and I don't expect to see anything in the near future. It's bad form to run a campaign on a promise you can't keep and our fellow Sydlexians deserve much better than that.

You know full well my partner is having serious difficulities and can't work on the hack. And to attack the character of someone who can't even defend themselves, particularly someone as upstanding as Rycona, is shocking. Particularly coming from a team that has yet to keep any of their campaign promises.

See, even Ryan Styles is offended:

Maybe you have the luxury of sitting around and being FNJ's photoshop bitch, but unfortunately some of us have real world issues. The hack has been promised and will be delivered long before our opponent's promises of personal phone calls and fellatio will be.

In the meantime, why don't I go ahead and fill one of my campaign promises right now?

username wrote:

I still don't see the goddamn batman anywhere....

I can't help you there, but Ryan can offer this:

sidewaydriver wrote:

username wrote: I still don't see the goddamn batman anywhere.... Username, I have appeased you.

More lies. Very interesting.