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2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

Since we're so open about food discussion all of a sudden, I figured j wouldn't have to post this in the nwo.

This place in vernon has a challenge. Four gigantic pancakes, orange juice, four sausage links, two eggs, and a pound of hash browns. I ate all the eggs, all the sausage, two and a half pancakes, and didn't touch the hash browns.

It's disgusting really. Most people don't finish two pancakes normally. Their like half an inch thick each.

I didn't eat for two days after this.

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

Wow, Jew. I couldn't eat anywhere near that. I can hardly eat an entire normal meal, usually.

One time a bit ago, while we were watching a movie in IRC, I ate an entire box of chicken nuggets. I think there were like fifty, but I'm not sure. I was pretty impressed with myself, then. Oh! And the other day, I ate seven tacos. That's like, the limit of my food-eating, though. I'm not very good at eating Sad

Joined: May 29 2010 Posts: 168

I've eaten an entire pizza before.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

I've done that, but not sober.

Posted: Jul 29 2010 07:58 pm

pretty badass FNJ. way to wuss out on the hash browns though.

i think i can handle all of it, minus the pancakes.

and depending on the size & types of tacos, i can eat quite a bit of those. as long as im not drinking at that moment.

and in terms of pizza, i can eat quite a bit at the all you can eat lunch deal that peter piper has.

Posted: Jul 29 2010 07:58 pm

Wow. Just wow.

I use to work at a steakhouse, and every couple of months I would wait on this group of four competitive eaters. They would each order a 72 oz Prime Rib. That's 6 pounds of fatty beef. Only once in like 10 tries did any of them actually finish it. I'm guessing the guy died afterward because they never came in again.

Posted: Jul 29 2010 08:11 pm

My biggest "record" would be around 50-something Chik-fil-a nuggets from an all you can eat offer.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

The pancakes are the biggest obstacle IMO. Their really sweet and fluffy, so you get sick of them really fast.

Posted: Jul 29 2010 08:25 pm

Plus they expand in your stomach and fill you up faster.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

Precisely.

Posted: Jul 29 2010 09:15 pm

this is exactly why i can't watch Man Vs Food, I get too damn jealous

Title: General jackass Joined: Jul 29 2010 Posts: 182

I drank gallons and gallons of the blood of the wolfenstein 3D players i have slaughtered! I could've drank more if they hadn't replaced me with that staatmeister in the SNES port!

Posted: Jul 29 2010 09:37 pm

awsgames wrote:

I've eaten an entire pizza before.

So did I on a couple of occasions, starting when I was 10. My aunt still never shuts up about the first time I did it. It's really small time tbh, because unlike pancakes, I don't think I could ever get tired of the taste.

I think CiCi's Pizza is all you can eat.. maybe can I find one in Manhattan and go for broke sometime.

Posted: Jul 29 2010 09:51 pm

I've eaten a 16inch pepperoni pizza by myself before.

50 McNuggets by myself.

And a fuckton of Mac n Cheese bites, too

Posted: Jul 29 2010 10:20 pm

While the first shirt I saw you in required immediate destruction, that one deserves its own fan club.

Also, those sausages seem to grow in size as the photos progress O_o

Posted: Jul 30 2010 12:28 am

When I worked at Walmart, one time a new assistant manager told us if we could get so many dollars in sales in a day, she would throw a pizza party out of her own pocket. When he got the pizza, me an another assistant manager ate three large pizzas between the two of us.

I've also ate McDonald's 50 piece nuggets in one setting.

I think the best I ever did was single handedly finish off 50 wings at Hooters.

I can never finish off big burgers though because of the type of bun they always use for them. I couldn't even finish off a 1 pounder because the fucking bun was like eating a huge biscuit. Had it been a normal bun with 4 quarter pound patties or 3 third pound patties, I could have easily finished it.

But I can't eat like that anymore. I'm allegedly trying to lose weight and my stomach has shrank quite a bit.

Joined: Nov 03 2006 Posts: 763

You need to dring lots of water to strecht out your stomach to prep for eating challenges.

PEsronally i think competitive eating, and eating competitino taken to an extreme are probably not physically nor nutritionally good for your body.

I love Hashbrowns though, so i probably would have at e them, adn left more of the pancakes on the plate.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

I'm a 280 pound pack a day smoker that eats vicodin and Xanax like they're skittles. I'm not too worried about my health.

Posted: Jul 30 2010 04:30 am

One of my friends has a story where him and his friend went to an all you can eat pizza joint, ate 15 pies each, and then threw up and went back for seconds. I have no clue why.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

One day I would like to get thrown out of a Chinese buffet.

Posted: Jul 30 2010 10:51 am

I had a buddy that I used to go eat Chinese with. He always went to the bathroom, made himself sick to make room, then ate more. He said he wanted his money's worth.

I've never done good at buffets. Not even in my prime. Especially Chinese, which I love. Two plates and I'm done. I have some friends who eat several plates worth. I never could. I did eat twelve plates at Ryan's one time. But that was a rarity and the plates weren't full plates. Some were, but some were just a plate of fruit, or a steak and potatoes.

Gallery 2 · Posted: Jul 30 2010 11:02 am

Lightweight.

Posted: Jul 30 2010 12:11 pm

Yeah, I'm the same way Scamrock. I'm the plate and a half sucker that buffets hope to draw in.

Posted: Jul 30 2010 01:04 pm

Food wins. Flawless victory.

Joined: Nov 03 2006 Posts: 763

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I had a buddy that I used to go eat Chinese with. He always went to the bathroom, made himself sick to make room, then ate more. He said he wanted his money's worth.

I used to think like this, until i reasoned that if i'm full, just eating more is either going to turn to fat, or get crapped out, eitherway doing me no good.

I still like to to go to a buffet hungry and with having eatin' very little before, but I no longer care to eat until i'm absolutely stuffed. The extra food isn't as enjoyable and likely isn't even going to benefit me. Lose-Lose.. sucks to eat it, and bad for you.

If you do want to eat a lot at buffets then stretching out your stomach is key... Then you can eat larger meals in general.

If i wanted to exploit a buffet, what I would do is bring a book or interesting friends, just eat there, talk... wait an hour.. go eat some more. Then stay like 6 hours get two meals in. As long as you have something to do.

As for you pack a day... DAMN!!! I know it's a lot of work but it might be worth a longer life. Get the gum and the patch... give your brain the nicotine it needs and just ween yourself off it. Run a mile 3 times a week, and triy to get under like 13 minutes... You already know all this stuff and dieting stuff, but might be worth it for you someday. It's hard to quit smoking cold turkey, i'd definitely recommend the patch/gum.