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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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The tournament organizers dropped the ball tonight, so I'm posting tonight's poll. Call me old fashioned, but these things should be up by midnight EST. And if Usa or Klimbatize are upset I stepped up and posted the next poll, they can take a nice little trip to banville. Well, maybe not. But seriously, yes they can.
You are voting for one two stupid teams, each one comprised of douchebags I could give a shit about.
Stupid Team Number One - The Baby Factory. They are comprised of SoldierHawk, who is girl, as well as SoldierHawk, SoldierHawk, SoldierHawk, and SoldierHawk. And also Dr. Jeebus.
Stupid Team Number Two - The Mighty, Mighty Ballstones. This team is comprised of anorexorcist and Joshwoodzy.
If either team has promotional materials they sent in, good for them. I don't have them. Someone will post them later.
Most Excellent Update:
Tonight in Kitchen Stadium: The Mighty, Mighty Ballstones will be facing off in a no seasonings barred contest against Iron Chef Sakai and Dr. Sous Chef! Master of French cuisine Iron Chef Sakai is the winning-est chef in the history of Kitchen Stadium, and needless to say people have been looking forward to his triumphant return. Who will emerge victorious, and who will be serving sloppy seconds? Stay tuned as The Chairman prepares to announce tonight's secret ingredient...
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JonSnow
Joined: Nov 03 2006
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So how many babies has the factory made? 2.1 new people per woman is the national average. This information is important in who i erect.
And Woodyz why are you so mighty, and are your balls really made of stones?
These questions and others are needed before i can make a decision!!!
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 The One Truth Will Prevail
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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SoldierHawk might come off as extremely nice and patient but I have proof of her darker, more sinister side.
The truth is out there.
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Iron Chef Sakai
Joined: Jul 23 2010
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The secret ingredient is bunny!
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Soup's on, mother fuckers. |
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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JonSnow
Joined: Nov 03 2006
Posts: 763
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I'd rather hang out with the hawk than that kid. He probably doesn't even play magic, and there's plenty of magic cards with hawks in it, NONE based off a smiling kid with a throwing toy.
Props on the find.. I like seeing that effort, you may just get my vote woody!
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The One Truth Will Prevail
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Vote for the Iron Chef and myself, and we promise to provide you with hordes of Asian actresses orgasming over our food! (If you've seen Iron Chef before then you know Sakai can deliver!)
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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| Iron Chef Sakai wrote: |
The secret ingredient is bunny!
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Hell, I already had my ingredients out but Jeebus' teammate had to go and ruin shit like she always does.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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To paraphrase from a recent ep of Doctor Who:
"Every forum battle is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant."
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Iron Chef Sakai
Joined: Jul 23 2010
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The secret ingredient is bunny!
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Hell, I already had my ingredients out but Jeebus' teammate had to go and ruin shit like she always does.
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A true chef knows how to work with what he's given. Besides, you weren't planning on serving that rabbit while it was alive, were you?
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Soup's on, mother fuckers. |
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Ha ha I wondered what that Kitchen Stadium thing was about. 
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I like syd as a heel, and chef sakai's avatar is nostalgic...
I voted for the other guys, though.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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Awesome pic with the steel reserve and pills
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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| Iron Chef Sakai wrote: |
The secret ingredient is bunny!
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Yeah, antagonize the tiebreaking vote in a contest with 5 ties so far That's the winning strategy.
Thanks for starting this up, Syd. Apparently Klim was distracted by Vegas hookers.
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
Joined: Jan 27 2008
Location: Southern Ontario
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Once again, my vote goes to The Baby Factory.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| Iron Chef Sakai wrote: |
The secret ingredient is bunny!
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Yeah, antagonize the tiebreaking vote in a contest with 5 ties so far That's the winning strategy.
Thanks for starting this up, Syd. Apparently Klim was distracted by Vegas hookers. |
I REALLY hope you're joking about considering that to be antagonizing you. Neither pandas nor painting supplies are edible.
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| Dr. Sous Chef wrote: |
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| Iron Chef Sakai wrote: |
The secret ingredient is bunny!
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Yeah, antagonize the tiebreaking vote in a contest with 5 ties so far That's the winning strategy.
Thanks for starting this up, Syd. Apparently Klim was distracted by Vegas hookers. |
I REALLY hope you're joking about considering that to be antagonizing you. Neither pandas nor painting supplies are edible. |
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Paint supplies will never be edible, or at least not appetizing. Pandas won't be edible until we're able to start farming them, which we're a long ways from. But once we can...
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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| Dr. Sous Chef wrote: |
| I REALLY hope you're joking about considering that to be antagonizing you. Neither pandas nor painting supplies are edible. |
That isn't a panda...
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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I believe he was talking about anorexorcist, my beloved partner in crime.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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| username wrote: |
| Awesome pic with the steel reserve and pills |
it was new years.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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Just a regular Tuesday at FNJ's pad.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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Also, one of these guys masde a soup out of human fear. That's terrible.
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