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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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| lordsathien wrote: |
As some may have seen mentioned in the Metal Shark Player's last battle thread, FNJ mentioned my Coffee of Doom. This is just a reminder that I supplied him with a certain expired consumable that I'm sure will be interesting when it finally sees the light of day (no rush FNJ) and a vote for T.E.N.T.A.C.L.E.R.A.P.E. is a vote to expedite said video article's release.
Allow me to be blunt, a vote for Nekkoru and I is a vote for a video review of an expired consumable. Something Syd has yet to do. |
I don't want to give too much away, but I will say that sathien went through great pains to get me something from a foreign nation. Something that should have been destroyed long ago. Something that Almost cost me my credentials as a scientist. He did it foe the lulz of everyone here. Because he loves you. It will be glorious.
The two of us aren't just endangering our own health for Internet amusement, but the safety of science in general.
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JonSnow
Joined: Nov 03 2006
Posts: 763
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Here we go, it's getting close. Now it's just who wants it most!
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 The One Truth Will Prevail
Brawl Code: 1805-1876-7506 |
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Preng
Title: All right, that's cool!
Joined: Jan 11 2010
Location: Accounting Dept.
Posts: 1690
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As a relatively new but highly gullible asshole to these forums, my soul is still available for your purchase! I'd have to say that I'm leaning towards T.E.N.T.A.C.L.E.R.A.P.E. with lordsathien's name rearrangements, though.
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JonSnow
Joined: Nov 03 2006
Posts: 763
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Let me help you out bro. Tentacles are painful, and they rape. So you can vote for them, and get penetrated, maybe you like that, maybe you don't. Or, your other option is we get Cecile, who owns two wild bitch ass cats named Syd, and Knyte, who'll get all slimy killin' these tentacles, therefore preventing the impending penetration. And that woman in that photo instead of having sex with a octopus, is havin' her pus have sex with you 8 times, how you like that?
Vote Cecil vote for hawt sex with desperate women.
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The One Truth Will Prevail
Brawl Code: 1805-1876-7506 |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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Ummm... Syd and I appriciate the support, but maybe you should stop trying to help, Jonny Boy.
I am a little weirded out right now.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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| Preng wrote: |
| As a relatively new but highly gullible asshole to these forums, my soul is still available for your purchase! I'd have to say that I'm leaning towards T.E.N.T.A.C.L.E.R.A.P.E. with lordsathien's name rearrangements, though. |
Vote for Syd/Knyte. We support cool otaku stuff, like BlazBlue and Guilty Gear. If it's Japanese and violent, we're there.
Meanwhile, Nekkoru and lordsathien support weird, lame, and extremely pornographic otaku stuff. If you want to see Digimon fucking their underage trainers, then by all means, vote Team Rape.
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Preng
Title: All right, that's cool!
Joined: Jan 11 2010
Location: Accounting Dept.
Posts: 1690
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
Vote for Syd/Knyte. We support cool otaku stuff, like BlazBlue and Guilty Gear. If it's Japanese and violent, we're there.
Meanwhile, Nekkoru and lordsathien support weird, lame, and extremely pornographic otaku stuff. If you want to see Digimon fucking their underage trainers, then by all means, vote Team Rape. |
Wait, then what's all this then? 
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Then let me ammend my offer:
Syd and I win it all:
VGM article on Hentai Games
Syd and I lose:
VGM article on Yaoi Games |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Yeah but I endorse tentacle rape, so vote for tentacle rape is a vote for me as well, and I support all that stuff that you support, too.
It's like getting more.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Hahaah. Vote team rape! That's a hell of a slogan.
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Preng
Title: All right, that's cool!
Joined: Jan 11 2010
Location: Accounting Dept.
Posts: 1690
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Went with Team Rape. Blame FNJ. I remembered that he got me into an awesome game called Charles Barkley: Shut Up or Jam Gaiden. So it is like he supports everything I support. It's like he knows me!
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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| Preng wrote: |
| Syd Lexia wrote: |
Vote for Syd/Knyte. We support cool otaku stuff, like BlazBlue and Guilty Gear. If it's Japanese and violent, we're there.
Meanwhile, Nekkoru and lordsathien support weird, lame, and extremely pornographic otaku stuff. If you want to see Digimon fucking their underage trainers, then by all means, vote Team Rape. |
Wait, then what's all this then?
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Then let me ammend my offer:
Syd and I win it all:
VGM article on Hentai Games
Syd and I lose:
VGM article on Yaoi Games |
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I don't see anywhere there where I mentioned Underage Monster/Trainer Sex/Rape.
Think of Syd and I as the high brow of Extreme Otaku Hentai: Like Bible Black, Legend Of The Overfiend, and such. And, T.E.N.T.A.C.L.E.R.A.P.E. as the 4chan /b/ board of Extreme Hentai. You might think it's funny at first, but you won't be laughing when the FBI come knocking at your door wondering why you have nude pictures of underage girls getting penitrated by squid.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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I like the one anime thing with the ninjas.
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
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Tentacle rape is rape by a cephalopod, cephalopods are animals, and furries are convinced they're animals also. Therefore, slime knights get my vote.
Don't question my logic
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Mickey mouse will consume you. |
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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Crud, this is what I get for sleeping in late instead of campaigning. I don't think there're many votes left to cast, but for those people who are sitll holding out for stuff:
This was drawn by Atmanryu.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
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| lordsathien wrote: |
Crud, this is what I get for sleeping in late instead of campaigning. I don't think there're many votes left to cast, but for those people who are sitll holding out for stuff:
This was drawn by Atmanryu. |
That's some kind of sick perversion.
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Mickey mouse will consume you. |
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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And all inspired by Toriyama's Dragon Quest stuff.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 5000
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Wow, awesome work, AtmanRyu.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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To anyone who's been holding out to decide, you only have about 26 minutes to decide. A vote for Nekkoru and Me is a vote for a tattoo of the site, free pokemon, and a couple of other things as well.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 5000
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Actually, the voting ends at 8:52 PM ET. So it's closer to an hour and a half. But still, get those votes in if you haven't already. Very close match. More votes in this one than any other match so far in this Battle.....go figure.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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nice pic atmanryu.
and who is mechofuhrer? new guy?
at any rate, welcome, i think.
unless its an alt, then fuck that
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
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nice pic atmanryu.
and who is mechofuhrer? new guy?
at any rate, welcome, i think.
unless its an alt, then fuck that |
Yeah i'm new, just joined today in fact. Question: was the name "username" used because you felt really fucking unimaginative, or is it really a clever plan to thwart bots? 
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 5000
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Congratulations to Cecil's Slime Knights. They have defeated the mighty T.E.N.T.A.C.L.E.R.A.P.E. duo 38-34. Great job campaigning from both teams.
This contest is closed.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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I am proud to proclaim the beginning of a new era on SydLexia.com. An era without fear. An era without sadness. An era... without rape.
Sathien and Nekkoru, sorry... ABOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK!
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