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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
Joined: Jan 27 2008
Location: Southern Ontario
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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Who thought any of this was a good idea?
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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If you're a successful pop star singer and you want to jump into the world of movies, why the fuck would your cinematic debut be a fucking movie based on Battleship?
Also, how the fuck could they miss the point of Battleship that much??
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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just wait until connect four drops. that movie'll be the shit!
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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There must be some new super crack floating around Hollywood.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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its all part of the systemic rape of the childhoods of most people on this forum. expect pogs: the movie to come out after battleship makes millions of dollars because people are stupid fucks that like explosion and thin plotlines and chicks with nice cans.
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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I liked Skarsgard in "Generation Kill", but that doesn't give me high hopes for this.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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But...there are no aliens in Battleship! Ever! Even in the crazy spin-off themed Battleships! There are so many things wrong with this...
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Like I said, super crack.
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ProtoScott
Title: New Robot Prototype
Joined: Jul 19 2010
Location: Ft. Wayne, IN
Posts: 213
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| just wait until connect four drops. that movie'll be the shit! |
Im more excited for Candyland Gum Drops of Doom and Clue 2 Electric Boogaloo
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| ProtoScott wrote: |
| aeonic wrote: |
| just wait until connect four drops. that movie'll be the shit! |
Im more excited for Candyland Gum Drops of Doom and Clue 2 Electric Boogaloo |
Pfft, Hungry Hungry Hippos: Hungry For Justice is gonna be way better than those! 
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
Joined: Jan 27 2008
Location: Southern Ontario
Posts: 6729
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I've repeatedly suggested marching against Hollywood to prevent things like this from happening. There's still time to gather and stop them.
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ProtoScott
Title: New Robot Prototype
Joined: Jul 19 2010
Location: Ft. Wayne, IN
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Even if this didn't have stupid alien shit in it I would be pissed that they are basing a movie off of Battleship. Battleship has no fucking concept for you to base a movie off of other than a fucking naval battle. They might as well say they are basing there movie on the generic concept of war of some kind.
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Where's Doctor Wiley... Oh no, too late.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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It still can't be worse than pearl harbor
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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The only redeeming factor this movie can have is if someone says the line "You sank my battleship!".
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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| The only redeeming factor this movie can have is if someone says the line "You sank my battleship!". |
Someone is going to have to say that at one point.
I am still waiting for the dark/gritty take on Candyland.
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InvaderDim
Title: Dispondent Adolescent
Joined: May 19 2010
Location: Denver, CO
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once I read "sci-fi action adventure" I died a little inside
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It's not illegal, it might give you some cavities |
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| sidewaydriver wrote: |
| The only redeeming factor this movie can have is if someone says the line "You sank my battleship!". |
Someone is going to have to say that at one point.
I am still waiting for the dark/gritty take on Candyland. |
It better be about cocain addiction.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Now I want someone to make a Rockem' Sockem' Robots movie just so a character can yell "You knocked his block off!"
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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I guess I'm the only one awaiting Mancala: The Magic Stones.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
Joined: Jan 27 2008
Location: Southern Ontario
Posts: 6729
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Let's assume there are people here who don't know what that is.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Hahahaha, I get it!
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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Maybe they will make a Mr. Bucket movie that will get rated NC-17... you know, cause he pops balls out of his mouth.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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