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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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Okay, it's time to make this angry pithy promo into a magically exciting one, as we kick off the Round of 16. There are no continues or wild cards my friend, when you're done, you're done. And what's our first match?
First up, we have The Principaltiy, Mr. Bomberman and Char Aznable. They picked up 31 votes against The Fighting Mongooses for a tie, but lost the tiebreaker vote. So they're here instead.
Their opponents this time are Vald's N' Ross' , and if you can't figure out who they are fuck you. They managed to defeat Old Gregg and Nancy Drew Do The Tango or some super long name, with a total of 30-18.
This ends in three days, so get out the awesomeness!
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Vald eats babies and Ross doesn't tell anyone about it. Vote for the Principality! We raise them with the best and unlock their Newtype powers.
Also, my animated promo will debut sometime tomorrow when I can reach a PC with internet. I'm animating the last part and putting on those finishing touches.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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Oh shit USA, they're tied!
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FNJ
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
Joined: Jan 27 2008
Location: Southern Ontario
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Once again, this is a matter of national pride. Vald's N' Ross' get my vote.
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FNJ
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
Posts: 5603
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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Ask any rock band what the best part about being a rock star is, and they will tell that it is the copious amounts of vagina that is offered to them on a constant basis. Bands like Bang Camaro know this. Where can you find the hottest girls, the supplest of breasts, the sweetest of vagina? British Columbia. Steel Panther knows this. That's why Vancouver is one of the few venues they play.
But what if you don't have the what it takes to be a rock star? What if you're just a talentless hack? Well, there is one phrase that can serve you just as well.
"I'm with the band"
So here's your chance. If you vote for Vald's n' Ross'*, your name will be entered into a draw. If you win, you get to spend [i]an entire day[\i] with Valdronius and Ross Rifle.**
Get your vote in today! Vote for Vald's n' Ross', and before you know it, you could be getting your slice of the poontang pie.
* In order to be eligible for the draw, screenshots must be taken before and after you vote, showing your vote being tallied.
** Airfare not included
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Klimbatize wrote: |
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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FNJ
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Hell guys, you could hang out with anyone on the forum if you're paying your own airfair. Real rockstars would be able to front that. What's the point in throwing your vote to the north for the opportunity to enter a co test that you still have to pay for?
And the hottest girls are probably brazillian.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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Here, I'll do you one better.
Anyone actually willing to do all that screencap crap and enter a drawing and pay their own airfare will have the personal honor of coming to my front door and punching me in the face. We will film it and put it on YouTube. All you gotta do is help the principality, metal shark players, OR the irc revolution win this whole thing.
I'm even giving you guys options here.
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
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I feel like making doing that just so I can go places, meet Lexians, and hit people.
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<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
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FNJ
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I'm willing to get punched to bring us all closer together.
Show me a Canadian who's that dedicated to this board. I'd pay for airfare too, but I can't afford it.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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Klimbatize wrote: |
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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valds and ross's get it because they sound more like Guns and Roses than char and bomberman do. I want to see a cross with vald and ross skulls on it though! otherwise I'll take it back
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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Oft, that's not a real kick.
I'll raise your bet and agree to get hit with a steel chair, wwf style, filmed for the forum to see.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Jesus Christ, people. Vote!
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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FNJ wrote: |
Oft, that's not a real kick.
I'll raise your bet and agree to get hit with a steel chair, wwf style, filmed for the forum to see. |
Uh, dude? See the guys with the rabbit ears and the fedora? Those are your opponents. Not the wacky Canucks.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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Nutshot > chairshot.
And yes, that is a real kick.
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Klimbatize wrote: |
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Jesus Christ, people. Vote! |
I'm actually going to wait for some promos here. This is a toss-up for me.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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I'm not gonna vote till someone does something to get my vote, I'm bored as fuck here guys.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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UsaSatsui wrote: |
FNJ wrote: |
Oft, that's not a real kick.
I'll raise your bet and agree to get hit with a steel chair, wwf style, filmed for the forum to see. |
Uh, dude? See the guys with the rabbit ears and the fedora? Those are your opponents. Not the wacky Canucks. |
sir, my plans go far wider than one match at a time.
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FNJ
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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
Joined: Dec 07 2008
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I vote for Canadian Bacon.
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Fernin
Title: Comic Author
Joined: Dec 12 2008
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Char said he'd be around later tonight, and he also said he'd be doing another live stream of various video games. Hop into the IRC if you want to catch it live, it's a damned fun time.
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