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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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The final opening round match, and this one decides a whole lot more than who gets to have cake and who gets to eat it too!
Lordsathien and Nekkoru have sent in a promo explaining their mega-acronym:
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Lordsathien is one of the few forumers hailing from the Southeastern United States. Nekkoru is one of the few European forumers, hailing from Poland. Together, they decided to form T.E.N.T.A.C.L.E.RA.P.E. to combat the Yankee Northerner majority that is the Sydlexia forums, not to overrun it but to equalize their respective regions' influence. What's T.E.N.T.A.C.L.E.R.A.P.E stand for you ask? Why the crazy acronym? "Because they just wanted to make an acronym out of tentacle rape" some of you might say. However, the correct answer is actually:
Trueblooded Earthlings who Nullify Thieving Android Chickens that Leech Energy from Rockstars to Amplify their Poultry Expansionism
It made sense to them at the time, they swear!
As to why should you vote for them? With Soldier Hawk AWL, and aika's team out for good. Nekkoru is the only presently active teammate lacking a Y chromosome, so let's not turn this into a sausagefest guys, seriously! A vote for T.E.N.T.A.C.L.R.E.R.A.P.E. is a vote to bring Laika the astrodog back home to Earth, a vote that you enjoy fine Southern food including fried chicken, hush puppies, or even Krispie Kreme donuts, and lastly, it's a vote for multicontinental American/European comraderie. |
Helicopter Robotcock, consisting if Optimist With Doubts and Pandajuice, have a very awesome photoshopped sig, but no promo. Sorry.
Three days, this madness ends. So do it up!
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
Posts: 1591
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Yay OWD and Pandajuice!
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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I must see stuff to make me laugh, right meow. My vote is not predetermined, and I must be bought.
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
Joined: Jan 27 2008
Location: Southern Ontario
Posts: 6790
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Nekkoru was going to be my teammate before she paired up with Sathien behind my back. Sathien, don't think I've forgotten what you did two years ago. You used an actual picture of yourself as your avatar back then. The way you looked in it, it was like you were mocking me. Thus, Opti and Panda get my vote.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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Nekkoru is never on... I find it hard to vote for someone who fails to appear. Sathien, I am terribly sorry to do this to you, but... -clicks Helicopter Robotcock option-
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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| I must see stuff to make me laugh, right meow. My vote is not predetermined, and I must be bought. |
same here.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| username wrote: |
| joshwoodzy wrote: |
| I must see stuff to make me laugh, right meow. My vote is not predetermined, and I must be bought. |
same here. |
Yeah.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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| jprime wrote: |
| Nekkoru was going to be my teammate before she paired up with Sathien behind my back. Sathien, don't think I've forgotten what you did two years ago. You used an actual picture of yourself as your avatar back then. The way you looked in it, it was like you were mocking me. |
Anyone can see that image by going to my sydapedia page, where I have every avatar I've ever used noted.
Remember, I've actually done articles for the site, and have also provided an item to be used in a video by FNJ. On that note, if we are voted through, you can expect a fresh "Sathien Spotlight" within a fortnight of our confirmation to round 2.
Also competing will be at a bit of a handicap; I can't play videos. I thought maybe I could just watch along with Optimist's and hope it was comprehensible while deaf, but clicking "play" just had me looking at a black square, then noticing my screen was frozen.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I didn't know nekkoru was a chick. I want pics for proof!
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24882
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Cock or rape. This is a tough choice. Why can't I have both?
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Mr Takosuke
Title: :bell:
Joined: Jun 30 2010
Location: Whore Island
Posts: 180
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| Cock or rape. This is a tough choice. Why can't I have both? |
You can Syd, it's called "Prision"
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
Posts: 5603
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Nekkoru is transgender, unless I'm mistaken.
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
Posts: 1591
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She's in the Sydapedia Forumer Gallery.
EDIT: Yeah, Satsui, I'm fairly sure she's transexual. That's what one of her definitions in Lexy says, also.
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<Drew_Linky> Well, I've eaten vegetables all of once in my life.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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I don't feel right sharing her FV stuff without permission but GP Fontaine, Syd, Josh, the Rifle, Klim, and Cam all have her as a friend among others, initials V.N.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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It's in her sig. She's been a chick forever.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Still want pics if she doesn't have a penis.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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| Still want pics if she doesn't have a penis. |
put your fuckin tophats on people. thats class 
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Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
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Vote for us, the only team immortalized by the late, great Andy Warhol.
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Nomad
Title: Non - Ultra
Joined: Jun 17 2010
Location: Doom Island
Posts: 28
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I want to vote for Tentaclerape, but OWD's powers h-hold me .. back. I ... I'm .. standing under ... M ... Mind Con ... -silence- ... MUST, VOTE, ROBOTCOCK! 
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
Posts: 1179
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I think I might abstain from voting this time, since one group supports penis and the other supports rape, two things I despise.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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Who want's a tasty beverage?
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
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Huh? What penis? A cock is a rooster...
Haven't you been paying attention to our campaign?
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