There should be a game called Call of Doody, and the primary weapon should be a poop shotgun. How would this poop shotgun work, you ask?
Like this!
Or they should at least make the poop shotgun available as a weapon in Modern Warfare 2.
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
