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Vampire's Suck


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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
PostPosted: Jul 09 2010 05:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top


Official Vampires Suck Trailer

This movie will probably be TERRIBLE. But I cannot help but laugh at like, 2-3 of the jokes in this trailer.


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
PostPosted: Jul 09 2010 05:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If you're doing a satire against one movie, STOP FUCKING THROWING IN OTHER SHIT! I swear, this is where half of these "X Movie" movies fuck up.


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cherries
Title: Welcome to warp zone!
Joined: Jul 08 2010
Location: Aus
PostPosted: Jul 09 2010 06:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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Vampires do indeed suck.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
PostPosted: Jul 09 2010 06:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I know...it's like "GAH, I hate Twilight and shit but I almost hate those "Scary Movie" type movies even more. FUCK.


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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
PostPosted: Jul 09 2010 06:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

the black eyed peas joke was funny.


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Hexen
Title: McFavorite Burger Clown
Joined: Jun 29 2010
Location: Texas
PostPosted: Jul 10 2010 01:20 am Reply with quote Back to top

Oh, Parody movies...

I liked the first 3 Scary Movies, I really did! However, after them, I just can't get any pleasure out of these vague genres parody movies...

Also, I totally agree with Char. The 3 current Twilight movies could easily be parodied in a full movie without throwing in a bunch of stuff from other movies.

Also Also, lol, Cherries. I've played Hydlide far more then any sane person should...


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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
PostPosted: Jul 10 2010 05:58 am Reply with quote Back to top

Naked gun was ok... So was Hot Shots series...-


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Drew Linky
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Joined: Jun 12 2009
PostPosted: Jul 10 2010 12:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm going to see this, I thought the trailer was funny. It'll probably suck, though. Just saying.


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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
PostPosted: Jul 10 2010 12:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i just think its funny and shows a little about just how lame twilight is that theyll probably be running together in cineplexes. i dont know. ive always just pictured vampires as being threatening. go fig. maybe i played too much v:tm and jyhad as a teen.


Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much.
 
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Drew Linky
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PostPosted: Jul 10 2010 12:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Why am I the only male in the entire world who thought that the Twilight series was good when it was only the books (I agree with the general populace that the movies were un-fucking-believably horrible)?

But yeah. Going to see this.


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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
PostPosted: Jul 10 2010 02:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

drew, i just dont know. a half dozen really surprisingly mean quips ran through my head when I saw your post, but youve always been cool with me and youre of course entitled to your own opinion. i just think that the story of a girl forced to chose between necrophilia and bestiality isnt really something to be celebrated, especially when written at a fourth grade level, centering around a distinctly Mary Sue character and echoing certain key religious beliefs of the authors faith that I find disturbing. thats just me and i especially wont get into the last part because ive fucked the pooch on the whole religion thing here before and jeebus rightly bitchsmacked me for it.


Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much.
 
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
PostPosted: Jul 10 2010 02:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Dude, quit being a dick for the purpose of being a dick. We have multiple Twilight threads if you wanna do that shit there.


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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
PostPosted: Jul 10 2010 03:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

im not trying to be a dick, although im sure I come off like one at this point. im not trying to bait anybody or flame, im just putting my opinion up. i wont be somebody Im not.


Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much.
 
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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
Joined: Dec 07 2008
PostPosted: Jul 10 2010 05:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This is gonna suck so bad that it'll be good.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
PostPosted: Jul 10 2010 06:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

C'mon, I have to say it? Nobody beat me to it? Ok...

"I thought Twilight WAS a parody!"


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AtmanRyu
Title: The Wandering Dragon
Joined: Jun 25 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
PostPosted: Jul 10 2010 09:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Goddamn, my brain cells actually screamed in agony by looking at the trailer alone... Mad

It's like they're not even trying anymore.
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InvaderDim
Title: Dispondent Adolescent
Joined: May 19 2010
Location: Denver, CO
PostPosted: Jul 10 2010 11:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I hate these movies, with a dying passion, but thank god for hollywood. I imagine they keep making a profit somehow and there is an ammount of people who just can't waist for the next "Movie" movie


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sidewaydriver
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Joined: May 11 2008
PostPosted: Jul 10 2010 11:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The spoof genra has been bleed to death. Naked Gun, Airplane, and a few others from the old days are bonafide classics. Spoof movies these days are embarassingly lame and not clever in the least. They rely too heavily on gross out and current pop culture references that make them irrelevant in 2 years.


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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
PostPosted: Jul 13 2010 01:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

At least this one will infuriate 13 year old girls, which is always worthwhile and hilarious.


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
PostPosted: Jul 14 2010 06:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

The best way to do a Twilight parody would be to make the characters into even more vague cardboard cutouts, and amplify the remaining character features that they have. That way, you have the most absurd shit going on, while still being a reflection back onto the original source material. But, I'm sure these guys are just going for VAMPIREZ LOLZ AND THAT ALICE MOVIE WAS WEIRD HEY LOOK IT'S CHRIS CROCKER, so it doesn't really matter anyway.


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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Jul 14 2010 10:50 am Reply with quote Back to top

yeah, this looks pretty terrible


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