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UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Jul 07 2010 07:43 pm

Opening Round Match 3 time, where we get serious.

First up is Team Moar Powerful than Superman, Batman and Spiderman Put Together. This team is hardcore, member Aeonic even broke his arm training for it, and his partner Shut Up, Dorn hasn't shut up in weeks.

Their opponents are Cecil's Slime Knights. Their team consists of Knyte, who wonders if you'll notice the play on words, and Syd Lexia, who would like to remind you that you are visiting the Sydlexia.com forums, on Sydlexia.com, a division of Syd Lexia Enterprises.

Again, I suggest you see what people pull out before you vote. You may not want to vote for something short and shriveled.

Three days, go!

Posted: Jul 07 2010 07:49 pm

Speaking of something short and shriveled, Syd and K-nite.

I seriously put before you that my pop culture references are twice as good as Syd's on the forum only.

Posted: Jul 07 2010 08:07 pm

I can't speak for ChiSoxFan, but I look forward to facing you and Knyte, Syd.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Jul 07 2010 08:10 pm

jprime wrote:

I can't speak for ChiSoxFan, but I look forward to facing you and Knyte, Syd.

You won't necessarily, there's no brackets yet. After this round, we reshuffle things into an official bracket.

Posted: Jul 07 2010 08:31 pm

Let's face it, Knyte and I don't need to campaign. I've got all the stroke around here, and if we want to win, we'll win. I'll invite you over for a friendly interview and crack some coconuts over your heads. Then we'll spraypaint our names on your corpses, take the "W" and leave. It will be the most important day of your entire lives. But for us, it will be Saturday.

Posted: Jul 07 2010 08:57 pm

syds right, he has all the stroke around here. unfortunately its leaving a filmy white residue all over the site that he created before his fall from grace. we all know about the rash of baby killings taking place in the general wakefield area since Usa posted this thread and goddamnit its got to stop. so unless you want a whole lot of dead babies, a punch in the face from a plaster cast and dorn jumping deeper into your mothers guts than the most persistent intestinal parasite, vote for us. or maybe next time Ill break another limb. only this time, ill leave it where I broke it off. IN YOUR ASS!

Posted: Jul 07 2010 09:23 pm

The way the poll looks now, as I post this, looks exactly like Which #7 is better? 90 minutes before Contra came from behind to beat Mega Man X. Anything's possible is what I'm saying.

Posted: Jul 07 2010 09:39 pm

If you vote for Syd Lexia, you will be succumbed to a marathon of Xanadu starring Olivia Newton-John and Staying Alive.

Think Dorn. Think future.

Syd Lexia obviously runs collusion, as he had his own bot put him against the new guys on the battle!

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Jul 07 2010 09:48 pm

Shut up, Dorn wrote:

If you vote for Syd Lexia, you will be succumbed to a marathon of Xanadu starring Olivia Newton-John and Staying Alive.

Think Dorn. Think future.

Syd Lexia obviously runs collusion, as he had his own bot put him against the new guys on the battle!

It's Fernin's bot. Lexy is just...well...he's got sort of an obsession.

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

Syd Lexia wrote:

Let's face it, Knyte and I don't need to campaign. I've got all the stroke around here, and if we want to win, we'll win. I'll invite you over for a friendly interview and crack some coconuts over your heads. Then we'll spraypaint our names on your corpses, take the "W" and leave. It will be the most important day of your entire lives. But for us, it will be Saturday.

4lyfe

Posted: Jul 07 2010 10:58 pm

What the hell? Why is this suddenly so close? Who voted against me!? I would have voted for you! At least, I would have if you weren't all stupid, smelly rednecks. It's called soap, jerkoffs, look into it.

Oh yeah, and your local sports teams all suck.

Posted: Jul 07 2010 11:12 pm

But I like the Red Sox. Are you saying the Sox suck?

Posted: Jul 07 2010 11:15 pm

I said LOCAL. Do the BOSTON Red Sox play in Las Vegas, Nevada?

Seriously, do they? I'm not really sure.

Posted: Jul 07 2010 11:17 pm

Good point. They are no longer my local team, I guess.

However, for the dickishness I'm voting for the Team Moar Powerful than Superman, Batman and Spiderman Put Together.

Posted: Jul 07 2010 11:31 pm

The hell with the Red Sox, they're like Yankee fans with a horrid accent!

Thank you, Klimbatize. May the Fonz be with you.

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

That's retaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaded

Posted: Jul 08 2010 01:56 am

Literally vote for me just to get through to the second round. If we can get past Syd, we can make some real noise.

The kind of noise you and Knyte were making? You know, the headboard banging against the wall of your hotel room with Knyte screaming in agony as he calls you Mr. Hands like you prefer?

And it was during the Priest Convention?!?

God damnit, think of the kids. Are you going to stay together for the kids, when this is all over? Or are you going to break it to them that you like to smear each other with marshmellow fluff and the 25-fucking-year old cereal you used for your last terror message all over each other and re-enact the seventh episode of Red Shoe Diaries hosted by David Duchovny, and he's watching.

If you vote for Syd, you're voting for a Xanadu Marathon, you're voting for the M. Night Shamalanamanaalamanaman Galactica 1980 film remake. You're voting for the privilege of having to gargle hot mayonnaise.

Vote Dorn. Vote Aeonic. Vote for the future!

Posted: Jul 08 2010 06:10 am

I don't know, Dorn is making a lot of sense.

But then again, he refused to fix his sig so I'm still on the fence with this one.

Posted: Jul 08 2010 10:04 am

You're really going to roll with "I refused to fix my sig" therefore you might not vote for me? What happened when I kissed your baby and I cured it of Down's Syndrome? Huh?!

Vote Dorn. Vote Aeonic. Vote for the future!

Posted: Jul 08 2010 10:26 am

I ain't gonna let you get to me, I'm just gonna creep down at Pumpkin Hill. I got to find my lost piece.

Posted: Jul 08 2010 10:36 am

alright people, we can do this! and right now as a special enticement, i want to offer everyone who votes for us one kick to the crotch free day. I promise if you vote dorn/aeonic, you wont be kicked in the crotch whatsoever today. Also I heard knyte was arrested with a set of bellows, three large jars of vaseline, a number of latex balloons and an underage portuguese boy. is that really who you want to vote for?

Posted: Jul 08 2010 10:39 am

Cecil's Slime Knights have a better name. I voted for them.

Posted: Jul 08 2010 11:28 am

cherries if the thought of two armor clad men whose padding beneath said armor is ridden with lice and dirt and their forms are dripping with effluvial excresences and other dripping semiliquid noisesome substances is something appealing to you, more power to you and youre gross. now if the thought of two hyper powerful guys willing to fight for whats right in this world appeals more, you might want to change that vote or kill yourself out of shame over your errors

Posted: Jul 08 2010 11:53 am

Dorn's signature is in clear violation of the forum rules (too large) and their team name doesn't end with "and the Incredible Hulk", so it's epic fail. Easy vote.

Posted: Jul 08 2010 12:15 pm

Im pretty sure epic fail would be the three votes that i thought wed get and nothing more. Fifteen votes out of thirty five with two relative noobs vs the guy who owns/runs the board and a long timer is more like a fairly close contest.