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carlmarksguy
Title: microsoft paint guru
Joined: Nov 02 2008
Location: Over thar
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"Defenders of Dynatron City"
ther are no defenders of "Defenders of Dynatron City".
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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| carlmarksguy wrote: |
| "Defenders of Dynatron City" |
Oh dear lord, I hate this game. All of the characters look like robots created by a ten year old that're in desparate need of oiling.
Ultraman for the SNES is probably the worst. A fighting game in which you get to play as one person (the titular protagonist), everyone moves like they're fighting in an ocean of maple syrup. Or like they're on the moon.
I can think of a few others, like Deadly Towers. That game would be slightly less horrible if it weren't for the random warping to an inescapable labyrinth, the fact that effing tumbleweeds can appear out of nowhere and destroy you, and the stupid insta-kill cliffs.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on the NES, because it makes no sense whatsoever.
Bayou Billy on the NES. Probably the worst beat-em-up I've ever played, in no small part due to the worst hit detection in the history of the world, and the fact that enemies' punches do 5000% more damage than yours.
Honestly, I don't know how or why so many games were made in the Wizards and Warriors series, I've hated every single one of the games I've played.
It isn't a bad game in itself, but the award for Most Annoyingly And Unneccessarily Slow-Moving Text In A Video Game goes to Dragon Power on the NES. Either that or Valis on the Sega Genesis.
The NES version of Prince of Persia has some pretty terrible controls. You'd think there wouldn't be much of a way to screw up the controls in a game in which you only use two buttons and a d-pad (not including the pause button), but you'd be surprised.
Ultima V: Warriors of Destiny is a huge disappointment, considering the other two Ultima games on the NES are so excellent.
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carlmarksguy
Title: microsoft paint guru
Joined: Nov 02 2008
Location: Over thar
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| Cameron wrote: |
| Bayou Billy on the NES. Probably the worst beat-em-up I've ever played, in no small part due to the worst hit detection in the history of the world, and the fact that enemies' punches do 5000% more damage than yours. |
Teh great thing about Bayou BIlly (aside from TEH AWESOME audio clip!) is that THE BASIC ENEMY is your equal in HITPOINTS AND DAMAGE. ENGENYOUS!
that and the UNBEATABLE JEEP SEQUENCE.
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InvaderDim
Title: Dispondent Adolescent
Joined: May 19 2010
Location: Denver, CO
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Anyone remember the Might Max game for SNES? That personally hold the spot in my heart of childhood game hating
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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Where's Waldo for the NES can suck on a scroat. Where the fuck is Waldo? I don't know, there's only four colors and 1 pixel per inch, you tell me where he is....
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Alexis Acid
Title: Talented Girl
Joined: Nov 01 2009
Location: Zombieland, CA
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| carlmarksguy wrote: |
Teh great thing about Bayou BIlly (aside from TEH AWESOME audio clip!) is that THE BASIC ENEMY is your equal in HITPOINTS AND DAMAGE. ENGENYOUS!
that and the UNBEATABLE JEEP SEQUENCE. |
My webcomic could beat up your webcomic.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| docinsano wrote: |
| Where's Waldo for the NES can suck on a scroat. Where the fuck is Waldo? I don't know, there's only four colors and 1 pixel per inch, you tell me where he is.... |
Yeah, you know it's gonna suck before you power up the console, but when it hits you it's a whole nother level of suckage. I own that piece of shit, I bought a whole bunch of carts from a friend who's parents obviously didn't love him. For ever Rygar and Contra and Adventure Island I got three fucking baseball games, two fucking basketball games, 4 racing games, Snoopy's Silly Sports Where's Waldo and fucking Gyromite sans ROB. Also Mystery Quest and Burgertime, Burgertime was OK I guess.
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carlmarksguy
Title: microsoft paint guru
Joined: Nov 02 2008
Location: Over thar
Posts: 14
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| Alexis Acid wrote: |
| My webcomic could beat up your webcomic. |
Wel, sir or madame (or mademmoiselle), I like teh cut of yer jib, but I countersuggest yer comic could'nt beat up Seamonster n Martian -
'specially not if they team up with teh INTELECTUAL POWERHOuSES of conseptual comics known as... garfield minus everything and qwantitiz dynosore comek.
plus yer archive is broken!
also Burgertime rawks! But I'v never sufferd thru DR Jekel n Mr. Hyde.. What's the deal w/ it?
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Chile Guy
Title: Token Latino Otaku
Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
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I nominate Captain Novolin. He can die of diabeetus for all I care.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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| Blackout wrote: |
| ...and Burgertime, Burgertime was OK I guess. |
Burgertime is glorious. The best of all the Pacman style clones.
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3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| Blackout wrote: |
| ...and Burgertime, Burgertime was OK I guess. |
Burgertime is glorious. The best of all the Pac-Man style clones. |
BurgerTime owes more to Donkey Kong than it does to Pac-Man. I wouldn't really call BurgerTime a maze game.
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Alexis Acid
Title: Talented Girl
Joined: Nov 01 2009
Location: Zombieland, CA
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| carlmarksguy wrote: |
| plus yer archive is broken! |
Uh, actually it's borken. At one point it was also broekn, but I fixed that.
You can still scroll through all the comics by hitting "back" though. It's a lot more effective.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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The only thing I like about LZST is the title.
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
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The Atari 2600 version of Donkey Kong Jr. was a real piece of crap. I thought the Atari 400 version was pretty good though.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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Rise of the Robots. The Graphic may have been super neath or something, but i never did get into that game.
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it was the blurst of times |
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TARDISman
Title: Time Traveller
Joined: May 18 2009
Location: The End of Time
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| I nominate Captain Novolin. He can die of diabeetus for all I care. |
My worst game ever is probably friggin' Two Worlds...
Horrible play control, a hero that one second tries to be badass and the next second cures himself and goes "Oooohoohoohoohoohoo, that tickles!" Fuck this game, fuck Circuit City for selling it, and fuck SouthPeak!
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RIP Hacker 1993-2014
"Paint me like one of your French Squids" -My buddy on Relm vs Ultros. |
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| The Atari 2600 version of Donkey Kong Jr. |
Outside of games like Space Invaders, most 2600 ports SUCKED. Easily my least favorite is Pac Man...that pissed me off SO much as a kid.
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Hexen
Title: McFavorite Burger Clown
Joined: Jun 29 2010
Location: Texas
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| TARDISman wrote: |
My worst game ever is probably friggin' Two Worlds...
Horrible play control, a hero that one second tries to be badass and the next second cures himself and goes "Oooohoohoohoohoohoo, that tickles!" Fuck this game, fuck Circuit City for selling it, and fuck SouthPeak! |
I actually have to disagree with this quite frequently. I liked Two Worlds a lot, and verged on loving it, while seemingly no one else did. I've played it in two games, and like most open world games, never beat it. However, it probably because what i love most in games is what I love most in life - exploring and collecting. Now, you can't really collect items like you could in Morrowind (I love Morrowind to death. Saving the world came second to having the most decorated house in the land for me) but you can collect stats. You didn't just get them from leveling up, you could also get attribute points and skill points be doing quest and killing certain enemies. One of my favorite parts of the game was how alchemy ingredients could permanently increase your stats (by eating Zombie Thyroids and Unicorn Horns, no less!)
I agree with you on the horrible voice acting, but it actually made the game more memorable for me. Me and my friends still quote some of it's awful lines. "Ah ha, Bandits!" "That's interesting." "Say hello to death!" "That's what you get!" I also love how everyone said methinks, perchance, I prithee and forsooth at least once a sentence.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Easy target, but Pac Man on the 2600. I actually own this piece of shit, and it's horrible. Complete fucking trainwreck.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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| Hexen wrote: |
| I agree with you on the horrible voice acting, but it actually made the game more memorable for me. Me and my friends still quote some of it's awful lines. "Ah ha, Bandits!" "That's interesting." "Say hello to death!" "That's what you get!" I also love how everyone said methinks, perchance, I prithee and forsooth at least once a sentence. |
My friends and i always quote Diablo 2. The german synch sucks that much, you just have to keep that in mind.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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Been a year but still... FUCKING INFILTRATOR...
Oh and that elephant diabetes game where you shoot bloody snot balls at enemies while trying to maintain a good level insulin...
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Medisinn
Title: King Awesome
Joined: Jul 02 2010
Location: Phoenix
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As far as something newer, Crusade of Destiny and Inotia on the iPod Touch are worm-fed pieces of dog vomit. Crusade of Destiny has the WORST character art I've ever seen! Stupid googly eyes.
As for something older, there are games like Fester's Quest and A Boy With A Blob that I thought were OK when I was younger, but seem like shit now. Jaws was a shitty game regardless of when you played it. There were tons of games that the magazines at the time made look decent(I guess because they bothered to make walkthroughs for them), like Gilligan's Island and other things that are really not that great.
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
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| Doddsino wrote: |
| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| The Atari 2600 version of Donkey Kong Jr. |
Outside of games like Space Invaders, most 2600 ports SUCKED. Easily my least favorite is Pac Man...that pissed me off SO much as a kid. |
I owned a 400 growing up and my friend had a 2600. I always wondered how the 400 was so much better even though it was a lower number.
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The Sexual Messiah
Title: The Southern Dandy
Joined: Jul 09 2010
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| FNJ wrote: |
| You don't seem to notice a difference between joking around playfully and trying to start shit. That's because you're a retard. |
Why don't you cry about it and go cut yourself? 
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eatpork
Joined: May 24 2010
Location: Detroit, Michigan
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Devil May Cry 2, Super Smash Brothers series, Grand Theft Auto IV, Call Of Duty 4... I'm sure I've played worse games, but they were probably when I was younger and didn't even notice they were bad.
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