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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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I can tell you how stupid both my sister and I used to be. Once, when I was five, I fell down the slide in my backyard and my leg started bleeding, and her solution to the problem was to spray the bleeding part with a hose so the blood would smear all over my leg. I thought I was going to bleed to death.
Now I'd like to think I'm a bit brighter than that, while she likes to literally not know what a thesaurus is.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Deadmau_5pra
Title: Amatuer film/podcaster
Joined: Feb 10 2009
Location: Chicago Area
Posts: 1126
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I thought the teachers lived at school.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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When I was a kid and Hurricane Andrew hit Florida, my dad said it was my fault it happened and that's why they named it after me.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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*how stupid I am now, double post*
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| When I was a kid and Hurricane Andrew hit Florida, my dad said it was my fault it happened and that's why they named it after me. |
That's terrible!
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| I thought the teachers lived at school. |
I assumed adults got summer vacation off until my first job. I mean logically I knew it wasn't true, but when I first worked during the summer I was like "aww, no summer vacation?"
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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when i was in kindergarten, my mom would drop me off at school, and i would ask her to wait for me outside. when i got out, she would be out there waiting, so for that whole kindergarten year, i thought she would literally wait for me outside the whole day.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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12 years or so ago, one of my uncles was deported. My parents told me he was an illegal alien and had to leave the country. I thought he was actually from space and wondered how I never noticed.
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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Wow, people younger than me didn't use the internet until high school? How the fuck is that possible? I spent like half my time in junior high on IRC.
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
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Because those people had social lives, Jeebus.
ZING!
I used to think if I was watching a cartoon and took a nap, it'd still be on when I woke up.
My mom lied to me.
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<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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ptrizzle
Title: 25 to Life
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Dirty South
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When I was young my life plan consisted of staying at the mall after hours and sleeping under the clothes racks instead of buying a house. I couldn't believe no one else thought of that shit. Later in life in middle school I read a book called secrets of the shopping mall, and it was about a secret society of children living in the mall! evidently I wasn't the only one that thought of this. However I see now that you can't do that. Or can you?
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Broken bruised forgotten sore, too f**ked up to care anymore, poison to my rotten core, too f**ked up to care anymore! |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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He knows too much, kill him!
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
Posts: 1591
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| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| I spent like half my time in junior high on IRC. |
Too bad you never go on IRC anymore
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 <Drew_Linky> Well, I've eaten vegetables all of once in my life.
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
Posts: 182
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I used to draw arrows on the walls that pointed to our closet, so if a robber ever broke in he'd follow the arrows and get trapped in the closet.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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I hoped you planned to kill him with a bow and arrow.
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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Posts: 1026
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I thought cartoons were real.
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Mr Takosuke
Title: :bell:
Joined: Jun 30 2010
Location: Whore Island
Posts: 180
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Back when Reboot was on as a kid I never figured out that they were inside a computer.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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I thought the Super Mario Bros. movie was awesome when I saw it in theaters.
Hell, I might still think it's awesome, I haven't seen it since then so I don't know.
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
Posts: 1831
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i thought that superman 64 was awesome when i first got it at 6 years old
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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The guy at the personality test center said I was stupid and depressed. But if I read dianetics, I won't be depressed anymore and my iq would go thru the roof.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Rake
Title: Guitarrorist
Joined: Jul 02 2010
Location: Down Under
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When I was still in high school, colourful insults and derogatory labels were used frequently by my friends and I as a term of endearment. " Hey Dickhead" for example would mean " Greetings, close and valued friend!".
Now, during the era of "Fagget" as the preferred title one would use to bestow platonic affection upon his comrade, I somehow end up at this insane party at some guy I dont know's mansion, with a few friends I knew from my old school, and thus were out of the endearment loop. Anyway this guys parents see that he's suddenly come home with some friends, and promptly jump into thier enormous four wheel drive and come back with a truckload of booze which we are asked to help carry in. I had trouble finding the fridge, because the fridge was a large pair of full size silver double doors that opened into a refrigerator matching the size of my bedroom at the time. I'd never been drunk before, and after stocking that crazy fridge room, I decided it was time to give it a go.
An indeterminable number of drinks later, the Mansion-Guy's friends from nextdoor rock up, and they are all considerably older than a 14 year old me. In hasty alcohol soaked thought, I decide to express my respect for these older gentlemen by avidly refering to them as Faggets. I was thrown in the pool 3 times that I can remember, and copped the title of Povo (meaning poor cunt) from everyone there and all thier friends becuase I had to borrow clothes to go home in. I've since realised these people were assholes who thought they were better than everyone becuase they had money, but man I sure put my foot it in that night.
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
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When I was still in high school, colourful insults and derogatory labels were used frequently by my friends and I as a term of endearment. " Hey Dickhead" for example would mean " Greetings, close and valued friend!".
Now, during the era of "Fagget" as the preferred title one would use to bestow platonic affection upon his comrade, I somehow end up at this insane party at some guy I dont know's mansion, with a few friends I knew from my old school, and thus were out of the endearment loop. Anyway this guys parents see that he's suddenly come home with some friends, and promptly jump into thier enormous four wheel drive and come back with a truckload of booze which we are asked to help carry in. I had trouble finding the fridge, because the fridge was a large pair of full size silver double doors that opened into a refrigerator matching the size of my bedroom at the time. I'd never been drunk before, and after stocking that crazy fridge room, I decided it was time to give it a go.
An indeterminable number of drinks later, the Mansion-Guy's friends from nextdoor rock up, and they are all considerably older than a 14 year old me. In hasty alcohol soaked thought, I decide to express my respect for these older gentlemen by avidly refering to them as Faggets. I was thrown in the pool 3 times that I can remember, and copped the title of Povo (meaning poor cunt) from everyone there and all thier friends becuase I had to borrow clothes to go home in. I've since realised these people were assholes who thought they were better than everyone becuase they had money, but man I sure put my foot it in that night. |
Lack of getting drunk at parties aside, I was always called the "cool kid" when i was 14, even though I never really did anything. Also if I did get drunk, my dad would've found out about it and promptly beat my ass.
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Rake
Title: Guitarrorist
Joined: Jul 02 2010
Location: Down Under
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| I was always called the "cool kid" when i was 14, even though I never really did anything. |
I hated you
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E. Most Peninsula
Title: The Third Wheel
Joined: Mar 19 2010
Location: The Arid Void (Texas).
Posts: 91
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I used to think flaming and trolling was cool. There, I said it. GET IT OFF ME!!!
Also, I thought that just having Internet Explorer meant you could get on the internet, no matter what.
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