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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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I swallow cherry pits. On purpose. I like eating cherries right out of the bag and I don't like having to grab a bowl/plate/cup to spit the seeds into. I find it to be very unclassy. I eat shrimp tails for similar reasons. Food that enters your mouth shouldn't fucking leave it!
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| I swallow cherry pits. On purpose. I like eating cherries right out of the bag and I don't like having to grab a bowl/plate/cup to spit the seeds into. I find it to be very unclassy. I eat shrimp tails for similar reasons. Food that enters your mouth shouldn't fucking leave it! |
I eat cherries all the time, and I hate it when I accidently swallow a pit. Stomach acid won't have enough time to dissolve it, so that means it has to travel through my entire digestive system to get out of my body. And that's the best case scenario. What if it gets stuck in there somewhere and causes a pileup? Fuck that, I spit them out. Granted, I don't eat cherries when anyone else is around because I do agree that it's gross to spit something out of your mouth for others to see.
Also, I don't put the tails in my mouth when eating shrimp, so not sure why you feel the need to eat that part. Do you just toss the entire shrimp into your mouth? If they're cooked, I cut off the tails (or cut them off before cooking them). If it's shrimp cocktail I just eat it up to the hard tail part.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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I'm talking about cocktail shrimp, when they're served as an hors d'ouevre in a party setting. Like there's just a tray of them out. It's like, WTF am I supposed to do? I can either eat them or put them in my hand or a napkin until I find a trash barrel. No thanks, I'll just eat them.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
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Well now I understand why those expired cereals aren't doing shit to your insides. By eating pits, hard shrimp tails, and God know what else over the course of your lifetime, your stomach has evolved into a trash compactor.
So that means you must eat sunflower seed shells as well? That must be fun on the way out.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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I don't like sunflower seeds, and no, I don't eat peanut shells.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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i eat the whole shrimp as well. i dont find it that weird, but others do.
i eat the whole sunflower seed too. unless it gets too soggy too quickly, then i'll spit it out.
i dont care for cherries. i could take them or leave them.
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Syd Lexia
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| i dont care for cherries. i could take them or leave them. |
Seriously? I pop cherries like pills.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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Location: phoenix, az usa
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BA-ZING!!
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Greg the White
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Location: Pennsylvania
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I fart a lot at work. Like, I can work the angles so that I never make any noise, but I'm still not proud of it. I really don't have a choice sometimes when I'm in a kitchen for hours on end, and not able to take a break for fear of falling behind on my work.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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i hate to eat, generally.
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| username wrote: |
| i dont care for cherries. i could take them or leave them. |
Seriously? I pop cherries like pills. |
Is there areally that many virgins in your neck of the woods?
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Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
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Nomad
Title: Non - Ultra
Joined: Jun 17 2010
Location: Doom Island
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I'm acting monologues when i'm standing on the toilette, like robert de niro or Dr. Dre imitations for example. that's no joke, and i guess it's pretty weird. 
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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| bassguy252 wrote: |
| Is there areally that many virgins in your neck of the woods? |
Not anymore.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| bassguy252 wrote: |
| Is there areally that many virgins in your neck of the woods? |
Not anymore. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Greg the White wrote: |
| I fart a lot at work. Like, I can work the angles so that I never make any noise, but I'm still not proud of it. I really don't have a choice sometimes when I'm in a kitchen for hours on end, and not able to take a break for fear of falling behind on my work. |
They all know it's you.
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mechafuhrer
Title: General jackass
Joined: Jul 29 2010
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For some reason i start to feel weird if something is on my right side and not my left. It even goes as far as the position of my gun when im playing a first person shooter.
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JonSnow
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I rub my belly a lot.. I also pick up stuff with my feet, but it's not what i would call a habit. Do it for fun/efficiency. I flex my pectorals, and leg muscles, as i sit down. Sometime i type in websites in a URL by habit after opening say firefox, even if i planned to look up something else.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| I swallow cherry pits. On purpose. I like eating cherries right out of the bag and I don't like having to grab a bowl/plate/cup to spit the seeds into. I find it to be very unclassy. I eat shrimp tails for similar reasons. Food that enters your mouth shouldn't fucking leave it! |
Dude, you are going to have a ginourmous bowel obstruction someday...
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JonSnow
Joined: Nov 03 2006
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Ya on the Shrimp it's all in the technique, as for the cherry pitts, use one of your empty diet coke two liters (also something you should give up for lent).
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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When eating peanuts I have the eat the whole peanuts first. Not the halves.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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There's just something more fulfilling in eating a whole, unbroken nut. Especially with walnuts since those fuckers are near impossible to de-shell without damage.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Try cracking a Brazil nut without damaging it.
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Drew Linky
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Joined: Jun 12 2009
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Whenever I drink soda, I don't pop the lid that much. Only enough so that the air gets out. I end up having to suck the soda out myself (I guess so if it tips, it doesn't spill). And when I finish, I take the tab off of the coke can and chew it.
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awsgames
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I used to always check under the toilet seat for spiders, I stopped a couple months ago.
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sidewaydriver
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It drives me crazy to make a turn without using my blinker. I don't care if I'm out in the middle of the Mojave desert at 3 am with no cars or buildings in sight, I still have to use my blinker.
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