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MellowMeek
Joined: Feb 16 2010
Location: Texas
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Puppies are now weapons
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/europe/10333211.stm
"A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said. "
This is the greatest thing I've read all year.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Considering the strangest thing about the story is how he escaped on A BULLDOZER.
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
Posts: 1591
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....What?
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 <Drew_Linky> Well, I've eaten vegetables all of once in my life.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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So there's a new German Super Villian called WTFBBQMAN?
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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| Doddsino wrote: |
| Considering the strangest thing about the story is how he escaped on A BULLDOZER. |
Mudada mudadadadabudabudaaaaa
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WARUDO
Tokita soshite
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
Posts: 517
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| Doddsino wrote: |
| Considering the strangest thing about the story is how he escaped on A BULLDOZER. |
SOMEBODY STOP HIM!! He is very slowly getting away!!
actually it kind of reminds me of hte simpsons when sideshow bob tried tocrash the wright brothers plane into a building and they all just kinda watched him
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 Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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This would only be funny if the puppy lived. I have a feeling that it did not, so this story sucks ass.
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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
Location: Termina Field
Posts: 1541
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| Doddsino wrote: |
| Considering the strangest thing about the story is how he escaped on A BULLDOZER. |
Was that guy, by any chance, on drugs at the time? Because the possibility of that guy mooning those people and then throwing a puppy at them and then fleeing on a bulldozer and not:
-On drugs
-Drunk
-Insane
is beyond me.
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| The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication. |
Well, THAT explains it.
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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
Location: Termina Field
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| joshwoodzy wrote: |
| This would only be funny if the puppy lived. I have a feeling that it did not, so this story sucks ass. |
Apparently, the puppy is being cared for in an animal shelter.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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lol the whole story sounds like something out of a bad comedy. or awesome comedy.
moons hells angels?! (i thought they disbanded ages ago)
throws a puppy?! (who does that?!)
escapes on a bulldozer? (and hells angels ride choppers!!)
lol i wish there was video of it
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