Rings are boring, when I propose I'm gonna use one of those crunk pimp cups.
Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
Posts: 608
Posted:
Jun 08 2010 12:57 am
I must admit, despite being married, I really can't help in this department. My wife and I were dreadfully broke, so we literally ended up giving each other rings from a toy machine in Toys R Us.
And if you must know, yeah, we got real wedding rings, but that was still much later.
Cracked.com wrote:
"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas.
