SydLexia.com - The Forums :: View topic - Ross Rifle, do me a favor and castrate this bastard will ya?

Posted: Jun 02 2010 06:55 pm

This guy might love cars, but he apparently hates puppies.

RCMP in Chilliwack, B.C., say they watched as a suspected car thief crawled into the back seat of his stolen SUV to punch a puppy in the face for no apparent reason.

They said they first noticed the 2010 Ford Expedition, reported stolen from a dealership in Coquitlam, B.C., in downtown Chilliwack on Tuesday and followed it as it went into a Canadian Tire parking lot.

When the suspect got out of the vehicle, police said they watched as he went into the back seat to punch the dog.

"Just when we thought we had seen it all, yet another car thief comes along that leaves us shaking our heads," Sgt. Gord Elias, RCMP media relations officer, said in a release Wednesday.

Police say several charges are being recommended for a 36-year-old man of no fixed address, who is also a suspect in an attempted car theft in Abbotsford, B.C., and is wanted on several outstanding warrants in New Brunswick and Alberta.

His name was not released.

who the fuck punches a puppy??? seriously this shit vexes me!

Posted: Jun 02 2010 07:15 pm

Punching people I can fully support, but a puppy? That's crossing the line. Mad

Posted: Jun 02 2010 07:38 pm

I'm a cat person and I have a standing agreement with dogs: they leave me alone, and I leave them alone. It is an agreement that has served me well.

Anyone who would hit or torture a mammal, especially a small one, is a complete bastard.

Posted: Jun 02 2010 07:57 pm

agreed and since Ross lives in Chilliwack I nominate him to take care of this asshole

could someone second this motion for me?

Posted: Jun 02 2010 09:54 pm

What about puppies Syd? Everyone loves puppies!

Posted: Jun 02 2010 11:33 pm

i personally dont care for cats, but i agree, punching any type of small animal is some chickenshit BS.

Posted: Jun 02 2010 11:52 pm

CONSIDER IT DONE!!!

Posted: Jun 02 2010 11:53 pm

username wrote:

i personally dont care for cats, but i agree, punching any type of small animal is some chickenshit BS.

Oddly enough, punching large animals, like for instance a Rhino or a Buffalo, is awesome. I'm sure I could work up a graph of some sort.

Joined: Oct 01 2009 Posts: 5316

I love to punch endangered animals.

Posted: Jun 03 2010 12:06 am

Blackout wrote:

username wrote:

i personally dont care for cats, but i agree, punching any type of small animal is some chickenshit BS.

Oddly enough, punching large animals, like for instance a Rhino or a Buffalo, is awesome. I'm sure I could work up a graph of some sort.

somehow, this makes a lot of sense.

Joined: May 29 2010 Posts: 168

Posted: Jun 03 2010 12:15 am

I saw a rancher punch a horse, the horse didnt seem to care really... I wonder how an elephant would feel if you punched it??

Wizard Joined: Jun 12 2009 Posts: 4209

This reminds me of something John Caparulo said in one of his acts:

Quote:

I was at the airport with my dog and they told me to take the dog out so they could inspect his cage... Who bombs a puppy? Bin Laden would be like ''You're a dick, dude, come on.''

Posted: Jun 03 2010 12:34 am

Wizard Joined: Jun 12 2009 Posts: 4209

He wins 'Cool Animal Punch' points.

Posted: Jun 03 2010 03:28 am

speaking of cats... this is just sick Sad

Police are investigating after a cat in southwest Edmonton was discovered cut in half.

The mutilated cat, Remington, was discovered lying in a neighbor's backyard, its owner Louise Gunn told the CBC.

Gunn said she came forward to warn others about the cat killer.

"My intention with taking this public was that I just wanted to make sure pet owners knew this happened, so they could take care of their pets and not let them suffer," she told the Sun.

"I just feel like the message has been put out there."

The cat was discovered in Edmonton's Greenfield area.

Police are looking into a report on the matter.

Edmonton Humane Society spokeswoman Shawna Randolph said she was saddened to hear the news.

"We're always very concerned when we hear of something like this happening," she said.

"Animals deserve dignity and respect."

She urged cat owners to leave their animals inside, or to ensure they're tied to a leash while roaming the outdoors.

Randolph said the emergence of a cat killer has brought back memories of a now-disbanded task force created to solve the cases of 17 cat mutilations in 2007.

No arrests have been made in that string of attacks.

Canadians are so deranged

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

I heard about that Sad

Posted: Jun 03 2010 07:54 am

So I castrated the guy. He kept saying 'what are you talking about? I didn't do anything! what are you doing??'

Heh, denial. I dunno, he looked like a puppy puncher to me.

Posted: Jun 03 2010 11:24 am

Drew Linky wrote:

This reminds me of something John Caparulo said in one of his acts:

Quote:

I was at the airport with my dog and they told me to take the dog out so they could inspect his cage... Who bombs a puppy? Bin Laden would be like ''You're a dick, dude, come on.''

Sadly, that man is mistaken. Terrorists have now trained doctors to make breasts implants out of explosive chemicals. Clearly, nothing is sacred to them.

Posted: Jun 03 2010 11:34 am

Blackout wrote:

What about puppies Syd? Everyone loves puppies!

Puppies are cute. I have no problem with puppies. But once it could big enough that it was no longer cute, I'd probably try and flush down the toilet, like people do with turtles and alligators.

Posted: Jun 03 2010 04:26 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

I'm a cat person and I have a standing agreement with dogs: they leave me alone, and I leave them alone. It is an agreement that has served me well.

Anyone who would hit or torture a mammal, especially a small one, is a complete bastard.

Totally read that as "hit or torture a manimal" at first.

Posted: Jun 03 2010 08:04 pm

"manimal..."