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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I've always kind of thought that having a pet duck would be cool, but wouldn't really want it crapping everywhere like birds are wont to do. And diapering it would be out of the question, that would just be embarrassing for the both of us.
Anybody else ever wanted a non realistic pet? 
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awsgames
Joined: May 29 2010
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A guard-dog. Except instead of a dog. It's a hippo.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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An ocelot. They're just so cool. All the fun of a big game cat, but in a much more manageable size.
I may also attach a revolver to it.
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
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I'd like a lemming
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<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
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Fernin
Title: Comic Author
Joined: Dec 12 2008
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A squirrel. How have we not domesticated those little guys yet? You can have damn near any other kind of rodent as a pet...
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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Either a coconut crab, tarantula, or armadillo.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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An ocelot. They're just so cool. All the fun of a big game cat, but in a much more manageable size.
I may also attach a revolver to it. |
When I used to work at an auto part store years ago a lady came in with an ocelot on a leash. It jumped up on the parts counter, sat down and just stared at me. It was awesome and kind of terrifying at the same time.
Awesomely terrifying.
I want a toyger. There not so much as non realistic as they just are rare and really expensive.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Hey Fernin, I used to have a pet squirrel. The trick is that he was orphaned as a baby, so we tamed him before he got animal instincts.
As for me, I want two black panthers, named Bugera and T'Challa. Or a fucking tiger.
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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
Joined: Dec 07 2008
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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I've always thought a deer would be a cute pet. My brother knew of someone who domesticated one, apparently it acted just like a dog (obviously minus the barking).
A flying squirrel would be friggin' awesome.
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eatpork
Joined: May 24 2010
Location: Detroit, Michigan
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Always wanted a mongoose I could hold on my shoulder and stare at the people I'm talking to so they'll feel uncomfortable knowing it could tear off their face with one signal from me.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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Giant Squid
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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does cambodian count?
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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A hawk. Not just a falconry trained hawk, but a fully friendly pet hawk. That would be incredible.
Failing that, a lion. A big male lion with a mane. Also awesome. Or a full wolf...a wolf would be so cool.
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Neutral-Bob
Title: Zarkin Frood
Joined: Aug 17 2006
Location: Casa Del Guapo
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A kiwi...or a manatee. I love those things.
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
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my stomach hurts from laughing so hard
I always wanted a pet siberian timber wolf, id name it Hanz and together we would rip the still beating hearts out of our enemies chests
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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A human centipede (first sequence).
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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Land: Wolf, no brainer. Air: Bald Eagle because AMERICA and Sea: narwhal
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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An elephant.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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I actually HAD baby ducks, they didn't poop that much. They had a lot of personality, I definately reccomend having one. The reason we got rid of them was because some sick motherfucker killed one of them.
Staying within reason; A snapping turtle because they're illegal to own. They have a lot of personality and are interesting to watch. My friend got a baby snapper once, and had to get rid of it because it was getting too big. Definately kicks the shit out of regular turtles.
Veiled chameleons are also really cool. They are just very expensive, so I never went and bought one. They also take a lot of time and care, plus you cannot in any way stress them because they can die very easily. I always liked chameleons, but the ones with the oversized eyes were definately the coolest.
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
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Brontosaurus.
For stuff that isn't prehistoric, then I'd say an arctic fox, a komodo dragon, a hyena, or a mob of tasmanian devils.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Well the Brontosaurus IS unfeasible, since it never existed.
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
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Apatosaurus then, I just used Brontosaurus as most people don't even know it was renamed.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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I was super depressed when someone told me that the Bronto never existed when I was in middle school. He was my favorite dinosaur as a kid. 
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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WHAT!? First they want to take Pluto away from me and now they've come for the Brontosaurus? Fuck you science, you've crossed me for the last time.
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