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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100520/ap_on_bi_ge/us_mcdonald_s_ronald_mcdonald
What a crock of horseshit that organization trying to get that done is. It's a fucking mythical clown's fault your kid's a fat ass and not yours for buying it for them and letting them sit around eating it while the computer/videogames babysit them the whole day. It's people like that that make me wish I could spit acid, because I'd hit them right in their fucking face with it.
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 Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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I've been trying to get rid of Garfield for 10 years.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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Yeah, these motherfuckers need to just die. I was never a Ronald fan, but he was a massive part of my childhood and it's always sad when some douchebags decide to come along and say he is immoral to the sanctity of children.
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InvaderDim
Title: Dispondent Adolescent
Joined: May 19 2010
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 309
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I've always had a distrust for clowns, doesnt m atter if they are trying to give me mcnuggets with delicious sweet and sour.
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 It's not illegal, it might give you some cavities |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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Isn't he already "retired?" I can't even remember the last time I saw him on tv.
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
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People are in a panic about this "obesity epidemic" and are trying to find scapegoats wherever possible, to frightening extremes. There's a county in California already who has banned Happy Meal toys under the retarded theory that kids only eat McD's for the toys.
It's all just a load of horseshit. If your kid is fat, it's either genetics, or you failed as a parent in controlling and balancing his diet. That's all.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24886
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Fuck Jamie Oliver.
Fuck Morgan Spurlock.
Fuck all these assholes trying to change the way food is made and sold.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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Pandajuice wrote: |
People are in a panic about this "obesity epidemic" and are trying to find scapegoats wherever possible, to frightening extremes. There's a county in California already who has banned Happy Meal toys under the retarded theory that kids only eat McD's for the toys. |
And I suppose they've banned grocery stores from carrying sugary cereals? Because I'm pretty sure THOSE are a bigger offender in that department.
Syd Lexia wrote: |
Fuck Jamie Oliver.
Fuck Morgan Spurlock.
Fuck all these assholes trying to change the way food is made and sold. |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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You know, in some cultures, obesity is considered a sign of prestige.
Seriously. Can't we go back to picking on smokers?
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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Barring a legit medical problem (which many claim to have, yet few actually do), obesity is a CHOICE. You're fat because of your diet and habits, not because someone is tricking you into eating bad things, or because you "can't lose weight."
It's a biological fact that if you burn more calories than you consume, you'll lose weight. So if you don't want to be fat, put down the donuts, get off your couch and get your ass to the gym. Or if you're fine with being fat, that's fine too. But quit looking for people to blame, because it's your fault.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
Barring a legit medical problem (which many claim to have, yet few actually do), obesity is a CHOICE. You're fat because of your diet and habits, not because someone is tricking you into eating bad things, or because you "can't lose weight."
It's a biological fact that if you burn more calories than you consume, you'll lose weight. So if you don't want to be fat, put down the donuts, get off your couch and get your ass to the gym. Or if you're fine with being fat, that's fine too. But quit looking for people to blame, because it's your fault. |
if only it were that easy. people HATE taking responsibility for themselves. always looking for the easy way out. why do you think so many people buy lottery tickets? because they believe they deserve to win. its fucking ridiculous
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
Barring a legit medical problem (which many claim to have, yet few actually do), obesity is a CHOICE. You're fat because of your diet and habits, not because someone is tricking you into eating bad things, or because you "can't lose weight."
It's a biological fact that if you burn more calories than you consume, you'll lose weight. So if you don't want to be fat, put down the donuts, get off your couch and get your ass to the gym. Or if you're fine with being fat, that's fine too. But quit looking for people to blame, because it's your fault. |
That's not necessarily true. Genetics can play a huge role in why some people are overweight or built a certain way and can never seem to lose that extra weight, no matter what they do. Granted, I'm sure sloth and bad, unbalanced diets are the cause of most fatties, but unfortunately there are a number of people who are fat because they're just built that way and it's very hard to change one's biology.
It's just like how I am perpetually 160 lbs no matter what I eat, or how much/how little exercise I do. I've been 160 lbs with an athletic build since I was 18, and here I am at 30 with the exact same weight and build and God knows I've been pretty sedentary the last 5 years, so it stands to reason I'd gain at least 10 lbs and sport the typical spare tire, right? Nope. So if people can be unalteringly thin because of genetics, people can be fat too.
Also, I don't think it's fat people complaining and trying to retire Ronald McDonald. It's the hippy politicians trying to make names for themselves and see the media frenzy that surrounds obesity as their chance and they're just using fat people to advance their careers. I just wish someone had the balls to stand up, and tell them to shut the fuck up.
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Drew Linky
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Joined: Jun 12 2009
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So far it has received support from about 10,000 people, said senior organizer Deborah Lapidus. |
Really? What do the other 5.99 billion people in this world think about it?
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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That sig certainly violates forum rules, Drew. Try to size it down a bit.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Yeah, I cannot get below 200lbs for the life of me. I cut out all sweets, exercise, but I never get back into the 100s. Not that I look fat or anything, it's just bone mass, or fat converting into muscle mass. After I accepted that and stopped looking at the scale, life got a lot easier.
But yeah, fuck the fat people who blame their own failings on McDonald's. Sometimes I eat there more often than I should, and I get a gut. But I accept that. God, people suck.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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I would in no way want a kid in this society we live in. These pussies who fight for this this have created one of the most apathetic, uninspiring lifestyles I have ever seen. In the 80's and 90's we had Saturday morning cartoons, cereal premiums and toys that came with our hamburgers. Yet these assholes fought to make those cartoon duller and more poltically correct, cereal premiums are all but gone (unless it's a gay little frisbee you have to mail away for and that's only to help you burn off the 4 bowls of Coco Pebbles you just got done eating, fattie) and McDonalds seems to be the only place that continues to have toys that come with their meals, I'm sure other places still do it too, but almost none of them advertise anymore and they're usually generic shit that costed little to make. Most shit I grew up with looked pretty good considering how little you paid for it.
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Marcus[SKoGM}
Title: Bushwacked
Joined: May 19 2008
Location: Texas
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I imagine kids now days being more anal about this shit than most of us because of all the hours pumped into making them conscientious about it. I shudder to think my future children telling me, "I don't wanna go to Mcdonalds, it's too fatty!"
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Marcus[SKoGM} wrote: |
I imagine kids now days being more anal about this shit than most of us because of all the hours pumped into making them conscientious about it. I shudder to think my future children telling me, "I don't wanna go to Mcdonalds, it's too fatty!" |
That's totally true actually. My stepsons bring home all kinds of dogma from school about the environment and how we "shouldn't eat that because it's unhealthy". It's kind of disturbing they are learning this stuff instead of basic science like the solar system.
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Drew Linky
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Joined: Jun 12 2009
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We're becoming more concerned with our own bodies, which is good only to a certain extent. It's perfectly acceptable if you make sure you're healthy, but if you're a little overweight (as I am) and are perfectly healthy, you should still be happy with yourself. But if you're fucking obese and are a hospital wreck, then you need to take some initiative.
In conjunction with Panda, that is a HUGE ass mistake. It's as if they fed the problem McDonalds.
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BowCastingWookie
Title: Cat of Ulthar
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Just another case of people not wanting to take responsibility for their own actions. I mean, I could never stand the red-headed fucker, but he's not why so many people are overweight.
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Marcus[SKoGM}
Title: Bushwacked
Joined: May 19 2008
Location: Texas
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I know, I can't stand him either. At my Wal-Mart They have this ceramic statuette of him sitting on a bench with his arm around an empty spot with a perpetually perverted pedophile look on his face. Kids take pictures there, it's just awful.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
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This is war!!!
We gotta get even with those fuckers. Let's do it for Ronald, man. We'll do it for Ronald!
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Marcus[SKoGM}
Title: Bushwacked
Joined: May 19 2008
Location: Texas
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Why can't we just let the fucker retire and suggest to them a new mascot, like a cow. Then they could have, like, real cows with gigantic M brands on their sides at every McDonalds, and the kids will go out there and feed them parts of their hamburgers.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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If they retire Ronald then they need to retire the Hamburgerler too, he promotes stealing. While I'm at it, retire Grimace, he promotes homosexuality what with being purple and all.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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Marcus[SKoGM} wrote: |
Why can't we just let the fucker retire and suggest to them a new mascot, like a cow. Then they could have, like, real cows with gigantic M brands on their sides at every McDonalds, and the kids will go out there and feed them parts of their hamburgers. |
How about Mooby the Golden Calf?
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 "Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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