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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Paper Mario? WTF? A "Hammer Time" shirt should have a Donkey Kong theme.
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sidewaydriver
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I found a towel with the Hammer Bros suit.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Location: Wakefield, MA
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That would be cool if it didn't have SMB2 Mario. He looks awful on the white background.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
Here are the rules for Mario shirts.
Mario = cool.
Fire Mario = cool.
Caped Mario = cool.
Mario on Yoshi = cool.
Raccoon Mario = borderline. Varies from shirt to shirt.
Tanooki Mario = fail.
Frog Mario = fail.
Bee Mario = fail.
Any other costume = fail. |
So the rule of thumb is no shirts where mario is a furry. Got it.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
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Wait, why does Tanooki Mario fail?
Also, how could Raccoon Mario EVER fail? That's his most awesome and iconic look!
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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| Also, how could Raccoon Mario EVER fail? That's his most awesome and iconic look! |
Gonna have to disagree here and say the Cape is the best.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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idk, i always thought T-1000 Metal Mario was badass.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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I wonder if there's a shirt with this Hammer Mario.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Isn't wearing a video game shirt another way of saying 'I've never touched a vagina'? |
how cliche. 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I wonder if there's a shirt with this Hammer Mario.
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That game pisses me off.
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Drew Linky
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Someone mentioned a shirt featuring Mario in the Goomba shoe.... I want. But only if they have some sort of line conveying paranoia and fear of the outside world on it.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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I like Wrecking Crew Mario because he looks so off.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
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ALL video game shirts are terrible. In fact that's the definition of a terrible shirt.
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NotEnoughGolds
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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| FNJ wrote: |
| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Isn't wearing a video game shirt another way of saying 'I've never touched a vagina'? |
how cliche. |
You're right. Why did I find it necessary to say what we're all thinking anyway?
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TARDISman
Title: Time Traveller
Joined: May 18 2009
Location: The End of Time
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I have the Don't Make Me Go Zelda on You one, but there are 3 game series that I still need to find shirts for: Illusion of Gaia (I had one that I got with a Nintendo Power subscription or something but I lost it), Mega Man, and Final Fantasy. I think I was probably the only person in my middle school that had game shirts, and as a result everyone just called me Nintendo by sophomore year of high school...
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RIP Hacker 1993-2014
"Paint me like one of your French Squids" -My buddy on Relm vs Ultros. |
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
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| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Isn't wearing a video game shirt another way of saying 'I've never touched a vagina'? |
I have worn a VG tee *while* touching a vagina. 
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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I took my Double Dragon t-shirt from when I was a wee lad, cut it up and made a bandana out of it since it doesn't fit me. I regularly wear it when getting vagina, so screw you guys.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Isn't wearing a video game shirt another way of saying 'I've never touched a vagina'? |
I have worn a VG tee *while* touching a vagina. |
Your own and plastic ones don't count.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Isn't wearing a video game shirt another way of saying 'I've never touched a vagina'? |
I have worn a VG tee *while* touching a vagina. |
Conglaturations.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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TARDISman
Title: Time Traveller
Joined: May 18 2009
Location: The End of Time
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| The-Excel wrote: |
| Andrew Man wrote: |
| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Isn't wearing a video game shirt another way of saying 'I've never touched a vagina'? |
I have worn a VG tee *while* touching a vagina. |
Conglaturations. |
Oh christ, Excel is the writer for Ghostbusters for NES
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RIP Hacker 1993-2014
"Paint me like one of your French Squids" -My buddy on Relm vs Ultros. |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| FNJ wrote: |
| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Isn't wearing a video game shirt another way of saying 'I've never touched a vagina'? |
how cliche. |
You're right. Why did I find it necessary to say what we're all thinking anyway? |
Who wants to "touch a vagina" anyway? Fingering is so 7th grade.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| FNJ wrote: |
| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Isn't wearing a video game shirt another way of saying 'I've never touched a vagina'? |
how cliche. |
You're right. Why did I find it necessary to say what we're all thinking anyway? |
Who wants to "touch a vagina" anyway? Fingering is so 7th grade. |
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| FNJ wrote: |
| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Isn't wearing a video game shirt another way of saying 'I've never touched a vagina'? |
how cliche. |
You're right. Why did I find it necessary to say what we're all thinking anyway? |
Who wants to "touch a vagina" anyway? Fingering is so 7th grade. |
Which 7th grade class were you in? My teacher punched me in the face for that!
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