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Valdronius
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PostPosted: May 14 2010 12:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My weighted companion cube keeps falling through the floor. And no, there's no portal underneath it.


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SoldierHawk
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PostPosted: May 14 2010 01:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Aperture Science has released a new recruitment video in case anyone is still hesitant about taking advantage of their offer:



If Valve was a person, I would marry it. Seriously.


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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: May 14 2010 01:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SoldierHawk wrote:
If Valve was a person, I would marry it. Seriously.

Careful, I hear that Aperture Science considers marriage to be a weakness.



 
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: May 14 2010 01:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i wanna have the valve's baby


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Klimbatize
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PostPosted: May 14 2010 02:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I guess I should download this game so I know what the fuck you guys are talking about.


Pretty much the greatest thread of all time: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14789

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SoldierHawk
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PostPosted: May 14 2010 03:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Klimbatize wrote:
I guess I should download this game so I know what the fuck you guys are talking about.


Its FREE and you haven't downloaded it yet? One of the best and most critically acclaimed games of that year is FREE, and you still haven't gotten it?!

Does....not...compute... WHAT!?


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Klimbatize
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PostPosted: May 14 2010 03:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SoldierHawk wrote:
Klimbatize wrote:
I guess I should download this game so I know what the fuck you guys are talking about.


Its FREE and you haven't downloaded it yet? One of the best and most critically acclaimed games of that year is FREE, and you still haven't gotten it yet?!

Does....not...compute...

Wooo, first ever 'superwhat' to one of my posts.

I've been too busy keeping Fig entertained in the IRC to download it. I'll get it this weekend, most likely.

EDIT: Aw damn, you changed it to a regular WHAT!?


Pretty much the greatest thread of all time: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14789

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Lady_Satine
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PostPosted: May 14 2010 03:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I can't run it, but I've seen enough play throughs.


"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!"
 
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lavalarva
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PostPosted: May 14 2010 05:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

So THAT's why everybody keeps yelling "the cake is a lie!" everywhere.
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UsaSatsui
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PostPosted: May 14 2010 07:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

How do I assume the party escort submission position? I want my cake!
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Valdronius
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PostPosted: May 14 2010 08:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Holy crap, that game was awesome. I want a portal gun.


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SoldierHawk
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PostPosted: May 14 2010 09:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Klimbatize wrote:
SoldierHawk wrote:
Klimbatize wrote:
I guess I should download this game so I know what the fuck you guys are talking about.


Its FREE and you haven't downloaded it yet? One of the best and most critically acclaimed games of that year is FREE, and you still haven't gotten it yet?!

Does....not...compute...

Wooo, first ever 'superwhat' to one of my posts.

I've been too busy keeping Fig entertained in the IRC to download it. I'll get it this weekend, most likely.

EDIT: Aw damn, you changed it to a regular WHAT!?


Hahahaha sorry. It just took up too much damn space. But you know what Klimb, just for you...

YOU DON'T HAVE PORTAL YET?!?!?!?!?!

Nobody could possibly be that fucking stupid... could they?

Now go download it. NAOW!


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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: May 14 2010 09:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I just finished it up. Personally I think it was fantastically done and I had a great time with the puzzles.



 
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SoldierHawk
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PostPosted: May 15 2010 01:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine wrote:
I just finished it up. Personally I think it was fantastically done and I had a great time with the puzzles.


I know right? And the funny thing is it would be worth it if only for GLaDoS.


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lavalarva
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PostPosted: May 15 2010 01:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

Falling down an endless corridor of portals is fun. Left it running for like an hour and I was still falling down.
Currently trying to figure out the advanced stages, throwing portals everywhere because nothing fucking works dammit Mad
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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: May 15 2010 10:54 am Reply with quote Back to top

I think if you do the falling through a portal thing far enough, it is an achievement.



 
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Ross Rifle
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PostPosted: May 15 2010 11:12 am Reply with quote Back to top

God, Portal is amazing.


Does anybody here have a Ross Rifle?
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Blackout
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PostPosted: May 15 2010 01:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah Portal is schweet.



 
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PostPosted: May 15 2010 01:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i hope portal 2 keeps the humor intact.


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PostPosted: May 15 2010 02:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top



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LowEndLem
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PostPosted: May 15 2010 03:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Fuck, I hate my POS computer. It won't run Portal without massive lag.


<docinsano>i beat off using save states

<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.

Why? Fuck you, that's why.
 
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PostPosted: May 15 2010 03:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

LowEndLem wrote:
Fuck, I hate my POS computer. It won't run Portal without massive lag.

mine too. i had to lower the res all kinds.


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LowEndLem
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PostPosted: May 15 2010 03:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I've lowered everything and it still lags hardcore.


<docinsano>i beat off using save states

<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.

Why? Fuck you, that's why.
 
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: May 15 2010 04:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Portal is now free... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Seriously though, this is great news.
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lavalarva
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PostPosted: May 15 2010 04:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Do you have to download the game immediately for it to be considered bought?
If you can't install it, maybe you could still try adding it to your account and download it only when you have a computer strong enough to run the game.
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