Woman stabbing her husband with scissors because she was unhappy with his performance in bed.
A US woman has been accused of stabbing her husband with scissors because she was unhappy with his performance in bed.
Michelle Thomas, 26, was arrested on Tuesday after police were called around 1am to the couple’s house in the east Texas town of Hudson, Lufkin Daily News reports.
The man told police Ms Thomas became angry with him after a sex session left her unsatisfied.
He said Ms Thomas grabbed a pair of scissors and began slashing him, according to court papers.
The court affidavit states police found the man with superficial cuts to his chest, thumb and knee.
Ms Thomas alleges her partner was drunk, threw her onto the bed and began choking her.
But police found no injuries on Ms Thomas, according to the affidavit.
The man said he only touched Ms Thomas during the sexual encounter.
Ms Thomas was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, although the man told officers he didn’t want to press charges, according to Lufkin Daily News.
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I really like this person.
Pandajuice
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Posted:
May 11 2010 06:18 am
enshinkarateman wrote:
Keep it classy, Texas. Why is it always my state that gets these weird news stories posted?
Florida is far worse. Texas comes in comfortably at number #2 on the weirdo meter though.
Ice2SeeYou
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Posted:
May 11 2010 01:48 pm
SoldierHawk wrote:
And that, boys, is why you never force a woman to be responsible for all her own orgasms.
Not a threat. Just sayin.'
I think most women's ability or inability to orgasm is inside her own head more than anything else. Provided the guy can last more than 60 seconds, she's either gonna have one or she's not.
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Hacker
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Posted:
May 11 2010 01:51 pm
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
SoldierHawk wrote:
And that, boys, is why you never force a woman to be responsible for all her own orgasms.
Not a threat. Just sayin.'
I think most women's ability or inability to orgasm is inside her own head more than anything else. Provided the guy can last more than 60 seconds, she's either gonna have one or she's not.
Careful there Ice, she'll fucking cut you.
Ice2SeeYou
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Posted:
May 11 2010 01:52 pm
Hacker wrote:
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
SoldierHawk wrote:
And that, boys, is why you never force a woman to be responsible for all her own orgasms.
Not a threat. Just sayin.'
I think most women's ability or inability to orgasm is inside her own head more than anything else. Provided the guy can last more than 60 seconds, she's either gonna have one or she's not.
Careful there Ice, she'll fucking cut you.
It's ok, I'm into that.
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Blackout
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Posted:
May 11 2010 01:52 pm
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
Hacker wrote:
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
SoldierHawk wrote:
And that, boys, is why you never force a woman to be responsible for all her own orgasms.
Not a threat. Just sayin.'
I think most women's ability or inability to orgasm is inside her own head more than anything else. Provided the guy can last more than 60 seconds, she's either gonna have one or she's not.
Careful there Ice, she'll fucking cut you.
It's ok, I'm into that.
I'm so glad I made that poster.
Hacker
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Posted:
May 11 2010 01:58 pm
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
Hacker wrote:
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
SoldierHawk wrote:
And that, boys, is why you never force a woman to be responsible for all her own orgasms.
Not a threat. Just sayin.'
I think most women's ability or inability to orgasm is inside her own head more than anything else. Provided the guy can last more than 60 seconds, she's either gonna have one or she's not.
Careful there Ice, she'll fucking cut you.
It's ok, I'm into that.
Oh so you're a bladophile
Blackout
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Posted:
May 11 2010 02:03 pm
Hacker wrote:
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
Hacker wrote:
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
SoldierHawk wrote:
And that, boys, is why you never force a woman to be responsible for all her own orgasms.
Not a threat. Just sayin.'
I think most women's ability or inability to orgasm is inside her own head more than anything else. Provided the guy can last more than 60 seconds, she's either gonna have one or she's not.
Careful there Ice, she'll fucking cut you.
It's ok, I'm into that.
Oh so you're a bladophile
I think there is some kind of fetish where people dig getting their clothes cut off with scissors.
GPFontaine
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Posted:
May 11 2010 03:25 pm
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
SoldierHawk wrote:
And that, boys, is why you never force a woman to be responsible for all her own orgasms.
Not a threat. Just sayin.'
I think most women's ability or inability to orgasm is inside her own head more than anything else. Provided the guy can last more than 60 seconds, she's either gonna have one or she's not.
I agree with Ice. I think that for most guys physical stimulation overrides mental unless there is extreme duress. I think for most women mental stimulation overrides physical.
However, there are always exceptions to the rule and they become porn stars or violent criminals.
Blackout
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Posted:
May 11 2010 04:30 pm
He just needs to bone up on whatever hints shes giving him, it's not that hard to make it happen.
Slayer1
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Posted:
May 11 2010 05:40 pm
Hacker... that's borderline S&M not bladophile... I remember hearing one story about a woman who purposely cut her man so she could suck his blood before sex... just hearing that makes me cringe...
It's both, a guy needs to know how to work it and a woman needs to let the guy now how it's supposed to work. It's different for every female and we aren't exactly the smartest because what works with one we think it works for all of them!
Blackout
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Posted:
May 11 2010 06:54 pm
Also don't forget to focus your energy on that little circular thing.
LowEndLem
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Posted:
May 11 2010 08:41 pm
Well, I'm now terrified of sex.
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Why? Fuck you, that's why.
Hacker
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Posted:
May 11 2010 08:43 pm
How can you be terrified of something you never do anyway?
Blackout
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Posted:
May 11 2010 09:12 pm
LowEndLem wrote:
Well, I'm now terrified of sex.
Meh, it's like making a really awesome sandwich, there's a lot of love that goes into the preparation, then you finish it way too fast, and there's a good chance that you'll have sticky fingers and face when it's all over.
Klimbatize
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Posted:
May 11 2010 09:15 pm
Blackout wrote:
LowEndLem wrote:
Well, I'm now terrified of sex.
Meh, it's like making a really awesome sandwich, there's a lot of love that goes into the preparation, then you finish it way too fast, and there's a good chance that you'll have sticky fingers and face when it's all over.
Sex is like a sandwich. Wow, I'd hate to watch you eat a sandwich.
