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IceWarm
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I kind of find this to be amusing. That is what you get for making the last book into two separate movies.
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Doddsino
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Hahahaha...oh that's so juvenille of me.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
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I hate Harry Potter, it's such a hack pile of literary junk that people hold up as the greatest fantasy series of all time. Just goes to show how dumb and ignorant society as a whole is when Harry Potter and Twilight, two of the most derivative and unoriginal ideas ever, are the biggest book/film series in the world atm. I wouldn't have so much ire for it either if it was just a children's book series as I'm sure it was intended, but I have to hear grown adults talking about it as if it's the second coming of Tolkien. Really? Adults can't read anything more challenging than books designed for preteens?
Wow, a school for gifted young wizards set up like a British boarding school? Robert Jordan had that idea in fucking 1984. And where did Rowling ever come up with using magic wands, riding broomsticks, and yelling "Avada Kedavra" which sounds a fucking lot like Abra Cadabra to me? She's so clever!
J.K. Rowling is a hack and the whole series is bullshit.
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Doddsino
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I didn't mind the first book, although it was read to me, by my math teacher in 9th grade. Yeah, she spent 20 minutes of every class by reading Harry Potter to us. She also read the second book, which wasn't that impressive. What is impressive is how bad at math I am.
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
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Pandajuice wrote: |
I hate Harry Potter, it's such a hack pile of literary junk that people hold up as the greatest fantasy series of all time. Just goes to show how dumb and ignorant society as a whole is when Harry Potter and Twilight, two of the most derivative and unoriginal ideas ever, are the biggest book/film series in the world atm. I wouldn't have so much ire for it either if it was just a children's book series as I'm sure it was intended, but I have to hear grown adults talking about it as if it's the second coming of Tolkien. Really? Adults can't read anything more challenging than books designed for preteens?
Wow, a school for gifted young wizards set up like a British boarding school? Robert Jordan had that idea in fucking 1984. And where did Rowling ever come up with using magic wands, riding broomsticks, and yelling "Avada Kedavra" which sounds a fucking lot like Abra Cadabra to me? She's so clever!
J.K. Rowling is a hack and the whole series is bullshit. |
I enjoyed Harry Potter. You are clearly not going to enjoy it if you go through it poking holes in it.
Also i find Tolkien very hard to read. The books are mind numbingly boring the way they go into detail about everything. JUST GET ON WITH IT.
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Ice2SeeYou
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I find Tolkien to bit a bit slow as well. Although since I saw the LOR movies before attempting to read the books, that might be part of my problem.
Now George RR Martin is an incredible writer......just wish he'd hurry up and finish the "Song of Ice and Fire" series before he dies/goes senile.
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SoldierHawk
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Wow, Panda.  That's a level of ire I reserve for tripe like the Twilight series. I didn't much care for HP beyond the third book (and the third book WAS damn good. So were the first and second, really), but I certainly don't mind the series and appreciate what Rowling did with it. I mean, you're not going to find anything hugely new or unique in fantasy anymore, but she still did a darn good job tweaking some of the tropes for her own use so they seemed fresh. The books are well written, the characters are good, the plots are intriguing (if very, very slow for my taste like you said--but Wheel of Time exhausted my patience that way too, and its a good series as well.)
I can understand not liking HP, but I've never seen *anyone* actively hate it that much.
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Ice2SeeYou
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Didn't Robert Jordan die? I've heard a lot about the Wheel of Time series, but I'm reluctant to start if it the author died and never finished it. I thought I heard that his son was continuing it, but that doesn't really do it for me.
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Doddsino
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Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
I find Tolkien to bit a bit slow as well. Although since I saw the LOR movies before attempting to read the books, that might be part of my problem. |
Interesting. I actually had to read the books back in high school before the movies came out, and the only one I actually did enjoy was "The Hobbit". Then I saw the movies...and was even more bored.
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SoldierHawk
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Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
Didn't Robert Jordan die? I've heard a lot about the Wheel of Time series, but I'm reluctant to start if it the author died and never finished it. I thought I heard that his son was continuing it, but that doesn't really do it for me. |
He did, and his son did (or is) finishing the last books. I think one he did has already been released, and was well-received by fans. Its better than leaving the story forever unfinished, anyway--I doubt Jordan would have wanted that.
Although really, I do sympathize. My favorite author as a kid was John Bellars, he wrote a ton of awesome, awesome books, but died while in the middle of one. His family (forget who) finished and published it (and a few subsequent books), but it just wasn't the same. I felt like I could tell the exact place in the book where he left off and someone else took over. It made me kinda sad.
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Ice2SeeYou
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SoldierHawk wrote: |
Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
Didn't Robert Jordan die? I've heard a lot about the Wheel of Time series, but I'm reluctant to start if it the author died and never finished it. I thought I heard that his son was continuing it, but that doesn't really do it for me. |
He did, and his son did (or is) finishing the last books. I think one he did has already been released, and was well-received by fans. Its better than leaving the story forever unfinished, anyway--I doubt Jordan would have wanted that.
Although really, I do sympathize. My favorite author as a kid was John Bellars, he wrote a ton of awesome, awesome books, but died while in the middle of one. His family (forget who) finished and published it (and a few subsequent books), but it just wasn't the same. I felt like I could tell the exact place in the book where he left off and someone else took over. It made me kinda sad. |
Yea.....I just don't think I'd be able to get past the fact that no matter how well the family member knew his father's works, a person can't see inside another's mind. The finished product will never be exactly what the original author intended.
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
SoldierHawk wrote: |
Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
Didn't Robert Jordan die? I've heard a lot about the Wheel of Time series, but I'm reluctant to start if it the author died and never finished it. I thought I heard that his son was continuing it, but that doesn't really do it for me. |
He did, and his son did (or is) finishing the last books. I think one he did has already been released, and was well-received by fans. Its better than leaving the story forever unfinished, anyway--I doubt Jordan would have wanted that.
Although really, I do sympathize. My favorite author as a kid was John Bellars, he wrote a ton of awesome, awesome books, but died while in the middle of one. His family (forget who) finished and published it (and a few subsequent books), but it just wasn't the same. I felt like I could tell the exact place in the book where he left off and someone else took over. It made me kinda sad. |
Yea.....I just don't think I'd be able to get past the fact that no matter how well the family member knew his father's works, a person can't see inside another's mind. The finished product will never be exactly what the original author intended. |
he did die obviously, but he had the whole outline finished. he had a bunch of chapters written out, but they werent in order. he just kept on writing & writing until his disease got the better of him.
sanderson is just mostly editing and filling in gaps and going off the massive outline he left behind. so, in essence its still jordans book and story, but the writing style wont be the same thruout the last 3 books (really just one huge book split into 3 different volumes)
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
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Right. Jordan left a bunch of notes and audio recordings of where he wanted the story to go and where it should finish, so Sanderson is essentially just a ghost writer putting all of those notes and outlines into a final draft.
To discount the entire series just because the author died is doing yourself a disservice.
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Ice2SeeYou
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Well maybe I'll make that series my next stop then, now that the Drizzt series is getting repetitive and Martin is taking forever to finish Song of Ice and Fire.
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SoldierHawk
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Pandajuice wrote: |
To discount the entire series just because the author died is doing yourself a disservice. |
That I do agree with. I'm not the biggest WoT fan in general, but it is good, and absolutely worth checking out if you're into fantasy. Its pretty unique. Or at least as unique as this genre gets.
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JoshWoodzy
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I don't really give a shit about Harry Potter but I certainly don't applaud a fire destroying the set, which could have caused injuries, loss of jobs or loss of life. The books seem well written, but after reading the first one, I just couldn't care enough to finish any other ones.
I'm not saying I'm an adult and shouldn't be reading books intended for a child in the first place, but....well, that is what I'm saying. I like my fantasy to be mature, for adults with characters I can actually care about.
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SoldierHawk
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joshwoodzy wrote: |
I'm not saying I'm an adult and shouldn't be reading books intended for a child in the first place, but....well, that is what I'm saying. I like my fantasy to be mature, for adults with characters I can actually care about. |
Some of the best, most creative (and most mature) fantasy in the world was originally aimed at kids. See: The Chronicles of Narnia, DragonLance, Alice in Wonderland, etc. Although its less common in sci-fi, there are examples there that fit the bill too. The Giver is easily read and understood on a basic level by a middle schooler, but the world it creates and the ideas and questions it raises are more than enough to keep a very mature adult entertained (and lying awake nights trying to sort it all out.)
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Ice2SeeYou
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joshwoodzy wrote: |
I'm not saying I'm an adult and shouldn't be reading books intended for a child in the first place, but....well, that is what I'm saying. I like my fantasy to be mature, for adults with characters I can actually care about. |
I sort of agree with you. I'm not saying that an adult shouldn't read novels intended for a younger audience. It's just that my personal taste is that I prefer adult themes, violence, a well fleshed-out universe, etc. The PG-rated stuff just doesn't hold my interest.
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Ice2SeeYou
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joshwoodzy wrote: |
Some of the best, most creative (and most mature) fantasy in the world was originally aimed at kids. See: The Chronicles of Narnia, DragonLance, Alice in Wonderland, etc. Although its less common in sci-fi, there are examples there that fit the bill too. The Giver is easily read and understood on a basic level by a middle schooler, but the world it creates and the ideas and questions it raises are more than enough to keep a very mature adult entertained (and lying awake nights trying to sort it all out.) |
Is Dragonlance really aimed at kids? Other than the Kender Taz (the comic relief, although I find him simply annoying), I never got the impression that I was reading a book for kids. There's ample violence, and some of the books have sexual themes. (Tanis Half-Elven was the product of a human raping a female elf).
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SoldierHawk
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^ Well, I suppose my interpretation of what is and isn't aimed at kids is open to debate on things like DragonLance.
Still, just because there's rape does NOT imply its aimed at adults. Many, MANY of the fairy tales well tell kids originally had absolutely overt sexual and rape (and murder, and abuse, and etc etc etc) themes in them. Granted they've been toned down as sensibilities change, but aiming a story that deals with underlying sexual themes at kids has never (for better or worse) been entirely taboo, in spite of the wailing of the "think of the children!" crowd.*
Also, its worth noting that Twilight is the single most popular kids' series (and yes, tweens are still kids) of our generation. And we all know what those books--especially the third--contain. We also know how hard they've been marketed not only to the kids themselves, but to the kids' parents as a great "gateway" book to get the little ones interested in reading. Compared to some of the horrors in that shit, I'd say young DragonLance readers get off easy in the potential mental scars department. And of course Harry Potter is equally popular, and marketed at an even wider (and younger) fanbase. As anyone who's read even a little bit of the series knows, HP is FAR from free of "romantic" (read: sexual) and violent themes. (Although thankfully, its actually handled with aplomb and some amount of maturity, unlike Twilight.)
* Please note this isn't an endorsement of selling rape-fiction to little kiddies. I'm just saying the themes are indeed present in books and stories marketed to children.
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Ice2SeeYou
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SoldierHawk wrote: |
^ Well, I suppose my interpretation of what is and isn't aimed at kids is open to debate on things like DragonLance.
Still, just because there's rape does NOT imply its aimed at adults. Many, MANY of the fairy tales well tell kids originally had absolutely overt sexual and rape (and murder, and abuse, and etc etc etc) themes in them. Granted they've been toned down as sensibilities change, but aiming a story that deals with underlying sexual themes at kids has never (for better or worse) been entirely taboo, in spite of the wailing of the "think of the children!" crowd.*
Also, its worth noting that Twilight is the single most popular kids' series (and yes, tweens are still kids) of our generation. And we all know what those books--especially the third--contain. We also know how hard they've been marketed not only to the kids themselves, but to the kids' parents as a great "gateway" book to get the little ones interested in reading. Compared to some of the horrors in that shit, I'd say young DragonLance readers get off easy in the potential mental scars department. And of course Harry Potter is equally popular, and marketed at an even wider (and younger) fanbase. As anyone who's read even a little bit of the series knows, HP is FAR from free of "romantic" (read: sexual) and violent themes. (Although thankfully, its actually handled with aplomb and some amount of maturity, unlike Twilight.)
* Please note this isn't an endorsement of selling rape-fiction to little kiddies. I'm just saying the themes are indeed present in books and stories marketed to children. |
You make good points. I'm not exactly sure what defines a "children's" book as such.
I suppose I feel that when virtually all the central characters are children, it's a children's book (Harry Potter, Twilight, Narnia, etc).
Dragonlance featured all adult characters. With the exclusion of Tas the Kender (who I wish would have been killed off in the first chaper), there weren't that many "silly" or "funny" moments that I recall, either. So I wouldn't refer to Dragonlance as a children's book. But I suppose you couldn't say with any certainy that it's meant specifically for adults, either. I guess as long as you enjoy reading it, it doesn't really matter.
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HolyRomanov
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I've read all of the Harry Potter books and enjoyed most of them, but that may be because I sort of grew up with them. It's a childhood memory, and no matter how bad they are/get, I'll probably always like them. It's actually kind of scary to think that I was 9 when I read the first Harry Potter book. So no one was actually hurt or anything, right?
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Lady_Satine
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It's been over a month, I'm pretty sure you could find out without too much trouble.
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