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The Most Useless Video Game Items


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Cameron
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PostPosted: May 01 2010 11:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Spanish Meatloaf wrote:
Leaf Shield (mega man)

I've found the Leaf Shield is good for when you're low on health; stand someplace where enemies respawn (perfect place is in Air Man's stage, where robot birds drop eggs on the ground) and energy canisters eventually start showing up when the shield kills enemies.


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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
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PostPosted: May 02 2010 05:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The omega badge in FFV. What the fuck? I was hoping for some crazy awesome weapon or something. Or at least be able to summon Omega and use 'encircle' on anything that pissed me off.


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TARDISman
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PostPosted: May 02 2010 05:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Bah, Omega's a piece of cake anyways


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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: May 03 2010 05:32 am Reply with quote Back to top

The Leviathan in GTA San Andreas

Hey, it's a helicopter that allows you to pick up cars with a crane attached to the bottom.

Except after you do the mission where you steal a truck using one, the crane disappears, leaving you with a slow sluggish helicopter sitting at your plane yard. Also, if you get all gold medals in Flight School, you unlock the Hunter (which IS a cool helicopter), however the game only decides to spawn one or the other when you show up, and usually the Leviathon wins out.
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: May 03 2010 05:37 am Reply with quote Back to top

slapolakinkaido wrote:
The omega badge in FFV. What the fuck? I was hoping for some crazy awesome weapon or something. Or at least be able to summon Omega and use 'encircle' on anything that pissed me off.

The Omega badge is one of TWO useless items you get in FFV. If you beat both Shinyruu and Omega and took a picture of your inventory screen with both their items in it, you got your name published in Famitsu or Japanese Nintendo Power or some big Japanese magazine back in the day.
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
PostPosted: May 03 2010 01:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Dan Hibiki isn't useless, except in Super Puzzle Fighter, where his drop pattern borders on unplayable.

I seem to recall the Sylph Summon in FF4 being completely useless by the time you get it. The super duper secret summons were definitely all useless.


So were the Mage Summon and Bomb Summon. It was unbelievably time consuming for the pay off you got for them. Fucking Dumb Summons.
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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: May 03 2010 01:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What was the deal with the 1/35 soldier items in FFVII? It told you to collect 12 of them for the set but there were only like 2 in the game.


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Slayer1
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PostPosted: May 03 2010 02:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

sidewaydriver wrote:
What was the deal with the 1/35 soldier items in FFVII? It told you to collect 12 of them for the set but there were only like 2 in the game.

I've wondered the samething... all I could come up with was a failed contest similar to find all the clues and win thing.
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Atma
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PostPosted: May 03 2010 03:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Slayer1 wrote:
sidewaydriver wrote:
What was the deal with the 1/35 soldier items in FFVII? It told you to collect 12 of them for the set but there were only like 2 in the game.

I've wondered the samething... all I could come up with was a failed contest similar to find all the clues and win thing.


That and all the items you won from the Gold Saucer's Rollercoaster Shooter? Those items did nothing.
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Deadmau_5pra
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PostPosted: May 03 2010 03:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Money in GTA 3


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Ross Rifle
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PostPosted: May 03 2010 04:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SpraCoalee wrote:
Money in GTA 3


Agreed


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slapolakinkaido
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PostPosted: May 04 2010 03:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

TARDISman wrote:
Bah, Omega's a piece of cake anyways

Sure, once you figured out how to beat him. But until then it's fucking impossible. I must have died a hundred times until I figured out a way to beat him.
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JRA
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PostPosted: May 04 2010 11:06 am Reply with quote Back to top

Money in Ocarina of Time.


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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docinsano
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PostPosted: May 04 2010 12:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I disagree with the cigs from the metal gear series. Not only do they allow you to see lasers and the direction of the wind, they have that rich, smooth, lucky strike flavor that improves morale due to the fine tobacco used in their manufacture. Smoke Snake, smoke.
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Slayer1
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PostPosted: May 04 2010 01:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

docinsano wrote:
I disagree with the cigs from the metal gear series. Not only do they allow you to see lasers and the direction of the wind, they have that rich, smooth, lucky strike flavor that improves morale due to the fine tobacco used in their manufacture. Smoke Snake, smoke.

It also provides a subplot point in the fourth game and it also helps reduce stress when stressed out in 4. Also, they calm the aiming and gives Snake a bad ass look... to bad he shoved them in his stomach. My only question is: how did he get them out?
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docinsano
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PostPosted: May 04 2010 02:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Slayer1 wrote:

It also provides a subplot point in the fourth game and it also helps reduce stress when stressed out in 4. Also, they calm the aiming and gives Snake a bad ass look... to bad he shoved them in his stomach. My only question is: how did he get them out?


He got them out the same way people get drug filled condoms out: Through the backdoor.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: May 04 2010 02:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Who wants a nice moist cig?
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
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PostPosted: May 05 2010 10:59 am Reply with quote Back to top

The wood polish in Monkey Island 2. I rubbed that dude's stump so many times...hacking it off with the saw was so cathartic. I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!
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Cameron
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PostPosted: May 06 2010 12:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

docinsano wrote:
I disagree with the cigs from the metal gear series. Not only do they allow you to see lasers and the direction of the wind,.

Direction of the wind? Why is this useful?


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Doddsino
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PostPosted: May 06 2010 12:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

Cameron wrote:
docinsano wrote:
I disagree with the cigs from the metal gear series. Not only do they allow you to see lasers and the direction of the wind,.

Direction of the wind? Why is this useful?


I googled this to try and come up with a sarcastic response and didn't find anything. Maybe Snake doesn't want the wind to blow the smoke back in his face...I don't fucking know All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
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Thunderhorse
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PostPosted: May 06 2010 12:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

Doddsino wrote:
Cameron wrote:
docinsano wrote:
I disagree with the cigs from the metal gear series. Not only do they allow you to see lasers and the direction of the wind,.

Direction of the wind? Why is this useful?


I googled this to try and come up with a sarcastic response and didn't find anything. Maybe Snake doesn't want the wind to blow the smoke back in his face...I don't fucking know All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.

It had some effect in Metal Gear Solid 4, but I can't remember right now. It wasn't particularly useful, so ignored it for the most part.

EDIT: Aha! I remember! One of the bosses could smell you. You fight her during a heavy blizzard, so neither of you can see, but if shes downwind of you she can hit you.


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Doddsino
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PostPosted: May 06 2010 02:04 am Reply with quote Back to top

Typical...the one MGS game I hadn't beaten...
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TARDISman
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PostPosted: May 06 2010 11:09 am Reply with quote Back to top

Thunderhorse wrote:
Doddsino wrote:
Cameron wrote:
docinsano wrote:
I disagree with the cigs from the metal gear series. Not only do they allow you to see lasers and the direction of the wind,.

Direction of the wind? Why is this useful?


I googled this to try and come up with a sarcastic response and didn't find anything. Maybe Snake doesn't want the wind to blow the smoke back in his face...I don't fucking know All in all, you're just another brick in the wall.

It had some effect in Metal Gear Solid 4, but I can't remember right now. It wasn't particularly useful, so ignored it for the most part.

EDIT: Aha! I remember! One of the bosses could smell you. You fight her during a heavy blizzard, so neither of you can see, but if shes downwind of you she can hit you.

Also, in MGS3 after the boss fight with Ocelot you need them to see in the cave you fall into until you find a torch.


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Zephyr_Arsland
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PostPosted: May 06 2010 09:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Spanish Meatloaf wrote:
ness' dog in Smash Bros.


Do you mean Mr. Saturn?

He does break shields on one hit, occasionally...


It's too late now because you haven't been PAYING ATTENTION.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
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PostPosted: May 08 2010 05:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Cameron wrote:
docinsano wrote:
I disagree with the cigs from the metal gear series. Not only do they allow you to see lasers and the direction of the wind,.

Direction of the wind? Why is this useful?


This was in reference to Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake for the MSX. You use the cigs to determine the direction of the wind to use the hang glider properly.
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