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		| Godofhardcore 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				If you're caught with an R4 you go to Nintendo Prison where you are executed without trial.
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		| sidewaydriver 
 
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				That's dumb, neither the Yakuza nor Nintendo had anything to do with it. Everyone knows it was the Illuminati. If you examine the binary code in Virtual Boy Wario Land, you'll find that he hid a warning that predicted 9/11.
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		| Doddsino 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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| I've seen enough sopranos episodes to know friends aren't above whacking friends |  
Keep eating that bat shit.
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		| Godofhardcore 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Actually The Manatees that write Family Guy were behind 9/11. We all know how Seth McFarline conveniently missed his flight that day.
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		| Doddsino 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Now you're being just plain silly.
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		| Slayer1 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Went from serious to hilarious to sort of offensive... and it only took one and a half pages...
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		| Klimbatize 
 
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				Are you deliberately trying to become the Glenn Beck of this forum, or is it happening organically?
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		| Godofhardcore 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				I could start insulting all of you when you disagree with me and become the Michael Savage of this site.
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		| Syd Lexia 
 
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				You know what? Nintendo did have Yokoi killed, but only because he was a Sege spy and the Virtual Boy was an evil plan that was supposed to destroy Nintendo.
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		| Godofhardcore 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Who ever came up with the 3DS needs to be warned
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		| Doddsino 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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| I could start insulting all of you when you disagree with me and become the Michael Savage of this site. |  
It's not about insulting. It's about common sense. You have absolutely no argument here other than Nintendo paid everyone off...bla bla bla. And since none of us have the exclusive details as to what happened, we must take the story at the value that it was given to us, simply because unless some incriminating evidence pops up, then you can't just say something's true. You've given us nothing but skeptic theories that many people have already reasoned out. If you can by any means tell us who was driving the 2 cars that caused the death of this guy, by all means explain their connection to the Yakuza, Nintendo..whatever. Otherwise, get ready to get shredded by anyone who understands reasoning and common sense.
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		| UsaSatsui 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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		| TARDISman 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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| I could start insulting all of you when you disagree with me and become the Michael Savage of this site. |  
 It's not about insulting. It's about common sense. You have absolutely no argument here other than Nintendo paid everyone off...bla bla bla. And since none of us have the exclusive details as to what happened, we must take the story at the value that it was given to us, simply because unless some incriminating evidence pops up, then you can't just say something's true. You've given us nothing but skeptic theories that many people have already reasoned out. If you can by any means tell us who was driving the 2 cars that caused the death of this guy, by all means explain their connection to the Yakuza, Nintendo..whatever. Otherwise, get ready to get shredded by anyone who understands reasoning and common sense.
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I'm actually agreeing with Dodd and that just drives me crazy.
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		| Godofhardcore 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Dude do you LISTEN to Michael Savage?
 That's EXACTLY what he does
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		| Slayer1 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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I was about to ask you if that's Penn from Penn and Teller but the link does confirm it...
 
And I thought we already had a Michael Savage of the site... several infact
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		| Godofhardcore 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Oh if we have a few Michael Savages then...
 I don't know what kind of asshole do you want me to be?
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		| Ky-Guy 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				I don't know what to say that isn't already said. Seriously. . .
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		| Godofhardcore 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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		| sidewaydriver 
 
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				Who's Michael Savage?
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		| Andrew Man 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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		| Klimbatize 
 
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				I'm thinking of a word. It rhymes with 'troll'.
 Seriously, what the fuck is going on?
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		| FNJ 
 
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				why are we discussing nintendo conspiracy theories when we should be playing street fighter?
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		| Pandajuice 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Why do some people insist on being idiots? Why do people get out of bed, log onto a forum, and start typing idiotic nonsense to other adults looking for a reaction? Is it a plea for attention? Does it fill a hole in their existence? Are they genuinely that retarded and don't know it? Someone needs to do a study.
 Godofhardcore, you're an idiot. I know you're probably only 13 and when you're 13, posting innane thoughts on message boards is the height of edgyness, but it's ok to be 13 and be an intelligent, decent contributor to society. Not all young teens have to be retarded douchebags ok? Can you try? For us?
 
 I know there's a lot of peer pressure for you to be a jackoff all the time, but you can fight it and be yourself. And if you are being yourself, well, you should probably just kill yourself then because there is little hope for your future.
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		| Slayer1 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Wow... O.o I think I need to go pray
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		| FNJ 
 
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