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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
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It's recently been brought to my attention that there are quite a lot of oddly names cities and towns both in the US and across the globe.
Deadhorse, Alaska.
Eek, Alaska
Nightmute, Alaska
Show Low, Arizona. (Built on land won by cutting a card deck, low card wins; the main street, Deuce of Clubs, is named for the winning card.)
Telluride, Arizona (Shortened from To Hell You Ride)
Tombstone, Arizona
Hellhole Palms, California
Cumming, Georgia
St. Tammany, Louisiana (so named for its corrupt nature)
Cheesequake, New Jersey
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Slaughterville, Oklahoma
Idiotville, Oregon
Intercourse, Pennsylvania (of course I have to mention this one)
Cut and Shoot, Texas
Gun Barrel City, Texas
Hurricane, Utah
Maggie's Nipples, Wyoming (however, they've changed it)
Outside the States
Peor es Nada, Chile ("Better than Nothing")
Salsipuedes, in Cordoba, Argentina (translates as "leave if you can")
Quinta de Comichão, Protugal ("Rash Farm")
Mata Mouros, Portugal ("Killer of Moors")
Vilar dos Prazeres, Portugal ('Hamlet of Pleasures")
Freixo de Espada à Cinta, Portugal (Ash tree with a girted sword: this is a village, and its shield actually depicts a tree with two swords )
Coito, Portugal (Intercourse)
The Arrogant Worms have a song called "A Night in Dildo" covering some of the odder place names in Newfoundland like Blackhead, Killbride, and Woody's Point
Hell is...
In Arizona, California, Michigan, Grand Cayman in the Cayman Islands, and a village in Norway called Stjørdal.
The King
Fucking, Austria (a hamlet of a mere 104)
So, any I missed?
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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JoshWoodzy
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Location: Goshen, VA
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Lake Titicaca's always a classic.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Chilliwack IS a weird name! Even better are the names of the two roads that mark the freeway exit/town borders:
Annis and Lickman.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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I live in Hot Springs, not far from Warm Springs and even closer to Healing Springs. Lukewarm Springs is not far either, and that's the gay one.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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King of Prussia and State College, both in Pennsylvania.
I think PA is the king of weird town names.
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Syd Lexia
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
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Mars, PA. Yeah, PA is king for this.
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JoshWoodzy
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BlazingGlory
Title: KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
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Happy Camp, CA
Beaver Lick Kentucky
Butt Hole Road Conisbrough, England (street name, but still)
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
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I've driven through Cut and Shoot, TX. The Klan is alive and well in Cut and Shoot, TX.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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George, Washington
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The Opponent
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Weed, CA.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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There's a bunch of goofy sound cities in Washington, Puyallup is one that visitors never pronounce right. Pew-AL-up.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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| Blackout wrote: |
| There's a bunch of goofy sound cities in Washington, Puyallup is one that visitors never pronounce right. Pew-AL-up. |
I would have read that phoenetically as "pile up"
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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| lordsathien wrote: |
| Blackout wrote: |
| There's a bunch of goofy sound cities in Washington, Puyallup is one that visitors never pronounce right. Pew-AL-up. |
I would have read that phoenetically as "pile up" |
Fun Fact! Puyaullup sits right under Mt. Raineer which is a dormant volcano that could blow whenever it feels like it, when that happens Puyallup will get buried in mud and ash and whatnot.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
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My favorite town name will always be:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in Wales
In English, it translates to: "St. Mary's Church in the hollow of white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio near the red cave."
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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| Blackout wrote: |
| lordsathien wrote: |
| Blackout wrote: |
| There's a bunch of goofy sound cities in Washington, Puyallup is one that visitors never pronounce right. Pew-AL-up. |
I would have read that phoenetically as "pile up" |
Fun Fact! Puyaullup sits right under Mt. Raineer which is a dormant volcano that could blow whenever it feels like it, when that happens Puyallup will get buried in mud and ash and whatnot. |
I know how to pronounce from all those lame Puyallup Fair commercials.
Do the Puyallap!
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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PA is definitely the king of oddly named towns:
Big Beaver, PA
Blue Ball, PA
Climax, PA
Lick Run, PA
Lover, PA
Scalp Level, PA
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Pandajuice wrote: |
My favorite town name will always be:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in Wales
In English, it translates to: "St. Mary's Church in the hollow of white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio near the red cave." |
Fuck that noise!
| Ross Rifle wrote: |
| Blackout wrote: |
| lordsathien wrote: |
| Blackout wrote: |
| There's a bunch of goofy sound cities in Washington, Puyallup is one that visitors never pronounce right. Pew-AL-up. |
I would have read that phoenetically as "pile up" |
Fun Fact! Puyaullup sits right under Mt. Raineer which is a dormant volcano that could blow whenever it feels like it, when that happens Puyallup will get buried in mud and ash and whatnot. |
I know how to pronounce from all those lame Puyallup Fair commercials.
Do the Puyallap! |
When I was a little kid and I complained something wasn't fair my Grandpa always retorted that the fair was in Puyallup.
*Also our fair is not lame, where else can you beg your parents into buying you an overpriced cheap plastic samurai sword that you later get bored with and eventually throw out the car window on the ride home?
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
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Location: Chilliwack, BC
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I didn't say the fair was lame, I said the commercials were. I can still remember the jingle, almost word for word.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Ross Rifle wrote: |
| I didn't say the fair was lame, I said the commercials were. I can still remember the jingle, almost word for word. |
Yeah they're pretty cheesy, no where near as awesome as the Budweiser Real Men of Genius commercials.
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