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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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A team of Chinese and Turkish archeologists reported that they have found strong evidence that the ruins located in Mount Ararat in modern day Turkey belong to the Noah’s Ark. This new development may shake the history of science, technology and religion.
The archeologists have stated that they have carbon tested the wooden parts found buried under ground where the ruins are located and the woods date 4800 years back. The pieces of wood are found at an altitude of 4,000 meters. There has never been a discovery of civilization above 3,500 meters before. |
http://www.gpexaminer.com/?p=101
lol slow news day. thought it was kind of funny
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
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Hacker
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It would be amazing if this was real
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
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Once again, science falters in the face of overwhelming religious evidence.
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
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What do you mean slow news day? "This new development may shake the history of science, technology and religion." Jeez, learn to read. =:-B
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<Drew_Linky> Well, I've eaten vegetables all of once in my life.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
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Praise the lord almighty and thank him endlessly for people not reading entire articles!
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HolyRomanov
Title: Prince of Russia
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Just take a look at those quality comments.
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Doddsino
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Noah must've been blind. Instead of gathering up all the animals, he gathered up several thousand horses.
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
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Wait, they had a massive engine label?
What?!
EDIT: Just realized it was probably a joke.
I'm dumb.
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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| LowEndLem wrote: |
Wait, they had a massive engine label?
What?!
EDIT: Just realized it was probably a joke.
I'm dumb. |
lol yeah. it was a joke. goes back to RGS' quote:
| RobotGumshoe wrote: |
| Praise the lord almighty and thank him endlessly for people not reading entire articles! |
i purposefully only put the first half of the article to get people interested and hope that people would read the rest themselves.
so i pulled a FOX news on you guys.
now that i recognize it, thats kind of fucked up. SORRY
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
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I did read the whole article, for the record. I was trying to make a joke... like, double sarcasm, that I hadn't read it, and I was telling you to read.. multi-layered and all... that's what I get for attempting complex satire on forty hours without sleep.
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<Drew_Linky> Well, I've eaten vegetables all of once in my life.
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