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phantasmzombie
Joined: May 22 2009
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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I was just wondering which forum members are parents and who are not, or who wants to have kids and who plans on never having them.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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I don't have kids, but I want to. Then I want to breed them with other kids to make new kids, then I'll breed the new kids with other second generation kids so that I can get the ulta rare golden kids that can fly over mountains. At the same, I'll being leveling up my original children to their third and final evolutions. Then I will be unstoppable.
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FNJ
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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It's a known fact that Knyte and Scamrock are, not sure about anyone else.
I wouldn't particularly care if or if it doesn't happen to me when I'm older.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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I intend to have children some day.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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Yeah, I got 2. A 5 year old Step-son and a 2 year old.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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| I have two kids |
No shit? From your other thread, I kind of wonder how you treat their mother(s)? 
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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I have a son who is 4, but also two step-sons who are 6 and 10.
My advice to everyone is: Don't have kids unless you're a really, really patient person who loves children and hates to sleep.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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No kids for me, yet.
I'm 29, and my GF (who I intend to be the mother of my kids) is 26. I'm kind of grateful for that 3 year gap, because although I'd like to have kids eventually, I'm nowhere near ready yet. I'd like to wait another 5 years or so, which would put me at roughly 35 years old. That's fine for me, but I think a lot of women's biological clocks starting going crazy when they reach the big 3-0 (especially if your circle of friends starts producing offspring). So that 3-year gap between us might allow us to be ready for kids at roughly the same time. Here's hoping.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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I do not have children yet. I'd like to relatively soon. Another year or two. My wife wants to travel more prior to kids, but I'd rather not wait.
Age wise as of tomorrow we will both be 29. It seems like a reasonable age to start thinking about it seriously. I think I would be upset if I don't have kids within the next 3 years.
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FNJ
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| Doddsino wrote: |
| FNJ wrote: |
| I have two kids |
No shit? From your other thread, I kind of wonder how you treat their mother(s)? |
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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| Knyte wrote: |
| Yeah, I got 2. A 5 year old Step-son and a 2 year old. |
Raistlin is 2 already? Where does the time go?
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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no kids/
dont plan on having any
i love kids though. my 4 year old niece and my 3 year old nephew are all i need to worry about now.
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Ash Burton
Title: AshRaiser
Joined: Nov 10 2008
Location: Florida
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One on the way come July 4th. It's a girl, gotta go clean my guns.
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Ash is probably just home humping his SNES collection.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I'm pretty sure I don't have any kids. I'm not totally decided if I want some yet.
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Klimbatize
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| Pandajuice wrote: |
| My advice to everyone is: Don't have kids unless you're a really, really patient person who loves children and hates to sleep. |
Right. When my wife and I were deciding to have one we had to come to terms with the fact that we simply were not going to sleep for several months. Once we accepted that it wasn't so bad.
I have an 18 month year old boy, and we just pulled the goalie in an attempt for a second. I love having a kid.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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| One on the way come July 4th. It's a girl, gotta go clean my guns. |
I don't supposed that due date was planned?
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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I have one coming on October 28th, roughly.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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I'm sure I have one somewhere.
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Hacker
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| I'm sure I have one somewhere. |
Did you check your cars engine?
I know I'm horrible
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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i used to envision myself having kids depending on what sport i wanted them to play. so, if i wanted a basketball team, i would have 5 kids minimum. or baseball, then 9. or soccer then 11.
but then i decided not to have kids.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Location: Wakefield, MA
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Fuck sports. I really don't want any sons, because if they get into sports, they'll expect me to teach them or play catch or HORSE or some boring shit like that. Fuck you, son. Go to your fucking room for the rest of the week for even asking. If a daughter gets into sports, my obligations end at going to her games.
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
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I have one kid. He's three, and he's keeping me from having another one until he's in Kindergarten.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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goddamit kids in the hall sucks.
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