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Jesus Christ, this guy can't write


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Apr 13 2010 02:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://videogum.com/169072/thats-your-video-game-mean-girls-the-game/video-games/

I found this while looking at referral links in my sitelogs today. Someone linked to one of my NES Friday The 13th images in the comments. The guy can't write at all, and apparently this site is fairly popular. I hope he dies.
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Apr 13 2010 02:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ugh.

I've read about this game on other sites and none of them can keep a straight face about it. This one is just obscene, though.


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UsaSatsui
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PostPosted: Apr 13 2010 02:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm inclined to agree.
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Blackout
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PostPosted: Apr 13 2010 03:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wow, lots of fucking ads.



 
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Slayer1
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PostPosted: Apr 13 2010 04:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I thought I sucked... Wow :O
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IceWarm
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PostPosted: Apr 13 2010 04:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Why does this guy feel the need to overuse exclamation points?


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Apr 13 2010 04:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You gonna change the image again?


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Apr 13 2010 04:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well, the writer didn't steal the image. Someone posted it in a comment. So, no.
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Ash Burton
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PostPosted: Apr 13 2010 04:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

IceWarm wrote:
Why does this guy feel the need to overuse exclamation points?


He enjoys the combination exclamation + question. Does it portray a sense of sarcasm or what?!


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Ash is probably just home humping his SNES collection.

 
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Blackout
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PostPosted: Apr 13 2010 07:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Meh, everyone's gotta start somewhere. Although this is exactly why my blog is private, I'm not there yet.



 
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jackfrost
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PostPosted: Apr 13 2010 08:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

That was a horrible, grammatical nightmare with run-on sentences out the ass. That sounds like it was written by an 80s era valley girl. Here is a prime example:
Quote:
Before I was like “Mean Girls came out six years ago, so maybe we don’t need a boring-sounding portable Nintendo video game about it in which you follow misadventures on your way to videogame prom, and also what the hell is this,” but then I saw that they had removed Lindsay Lohan from the entire Mean Girls premise and I was like, “A WHOLE NEW WORLD. Don’t I dare close my eyes.” This game should probably be called Myst 2 because it’s about to change everything. (Myst jokes! Mean Girls video games! 2010 forever!)


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PostPosted: Apr 13 2010 11:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The grammar was straining on the eyes to say the least.


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PostPosted: Apr 13 2010 11:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Fuck this guy!?!


Pretty much the greatest thread of all time: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14789

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Doddsino
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PostPosted: Apr 14 2010 12:11 am Reply with quote Back to top

Jesus Christ can too write!!!!
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PostPosted: Apr 14 2010 12:34 am Reply with quote Back to top

jackfrost wrote:
That was a horrible, grammatical nightmare with run-on sentences out the ass. That sounds like it was written by an 80s era valley girl. Here is a prime example:
Quote:
Before I was like “Mean Girls came out six years ago, so maybe we don’t need a boring-sounding portable Nintendo video game about it in which you follow misadventures on your way to videogame prom, and also what the hell is this,” but then I saw that they had removed Lindsay Lohan from the entire Mean Girls premise and I was like, “A WHOLE NEW WORLD. Don’t I dare close my eyes.” This game should probably be called Myst 2 because it’s about to change everything. (Myst jokes! Mean Girls video games! 2010 forever!)

wow, i didnt read the article in question, but i read this, and i have to agree w/the general consensus, this guys writing is horrible.

i recognize myself as a terrible writer, but wow, this guy takes the cake.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Apr 14 2010 05:11 am Reply with quote Back to top

jackfrost wrote:
That was a horrible, grammatical nightmare with run-on sentences out the ass. That sounds like it was written by an 80s era valley girl. Here is a prime example:
Quote:
Before I was like “Mean Girls came out six years ago, so maybe we don’t need a boring-sounding portable Nintendo video game about it in which you follow misadventures on your way to videogame prom, and also what the hell is this,” but then I saw that they had removed Lindsay Lohan from the entire Mean Girls premise and I was like, “A WHOLE NEW WORLD. Don’t I dare close my eyes.” This game should probably be called Myst 2 because it’s about to change everything. (Myst jokes! Mean Girls video games! 2010 forever!)

Pop culture references without any actual context!
Pop culture references are funny, right? Like on Family Guy?
Now I'll point out one of my jokes, because that's so meta!
Please like me!
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Klimbatize
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PostPosted: Apr 14 2010 11:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

It's like an even shittier Robin Williams stand-up routine.


Pretty much the greatest thread of all time: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14789

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PostPosted: Apr 14 2010 01:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

^ Leave Mork alone!
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PostPosted: Apr 14 2010 05:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
jackfrost wrote:
That was a horrible, grammatical nightmare with run-on sentences out the ass. That sounds like it was written by an 80s era valley girl. Here is a prime example:
Quote:
Before I was like “Mean Girls came out six years ago, so maybe we don’t need a boring-sounding portable Nintendo video game about it in which you follow misadventures on your way to videogame prom, and also what the hell is this,” but then I saw that they had removed Lindsay Lohan from the entire Mean Girls premise and I was like, “A WHOLE NEW WORLD. Don’t I dare close my eyes.” This game should probably be called Myst 2 because it’s about to change everything. (Myst jokes! Mean Girls video games! 2010 forever!)

wow, i didnt read the article in question, but i read this, and i have to agree w/the general consensus, this guys writing is horrible.

i recognize myself as a terrible writer, but wow, this guy takes the cake.

So apparently Myst is the brunt of every joke and readers today will remember Myst only because he hopes to jump on the bandwagon that Myst sucked... I never even played myst and my head is already scrambled...
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PostPosted: Apr 14 2010 11:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Klimbatize wrote:
It's like an even shittier Robin Williams stand-up routine.


live on broadway was hilarious.


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