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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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Ugh.
I've read about this game on other sites and none of them can keep a straight face about it. This one is just obscene, though.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Wow, lots of fucking ads.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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I thought I sucked... Wow :O
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
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Why does this guy feel the need to overuse exclamation points?
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 "Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."
"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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You gonna change the image again?
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Well, the writer didn't steal the image. Someone posted it in a comment. So, no.
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Ash Burton
Title: AshRaiser
Joined: Nov 10 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1044
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| Why does this guy feel the need to overuse exclamation points? |
He enjoys the combination exclamation + question. Does it portray a sense of sarcasm or what?!
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Ash is probably just home humping his SNES collection.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Meh, everyone's gotta start somewhere. Although this is exactly why my blog is private, I'm not there yet.
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jackfrost
Title: Cold Hearted Bastard
Joined: Feb 21 2009
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That was a horrible, grammatical nightmare with run-on sentences out the ass. That sounds like it was written by an 80s era valley girl. Here is a prime example:
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| Before I was like “Mean Girls came out six years ago, so maybe we don’t need a boring-sounding portable Nintendo video game about it in which you follow misadventures on your way to videogame prom, and also what the hell is this,” but then I saw that they had removed Lindsay Lohan from the entire Mean Girls premise and I was like, “A WHOLE NEW WORLD. Don’t I dare close my eyes.” This game should probably be called Myst 2 because it’s about to change everything. (Myst jokes! Mean Girls video games! 2010 forever!) |
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 5000
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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Jesus Christ can too write!!!!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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That was a horrible, grammatical nightmare with run-on sentences out the ass. That sounds like it was written by an 80s era valley girl. Here is a prime example:
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| Before I was like “Mean Girls came out six years ago, so maybe we don’t need a boring-sounding portable Nintendo video game about it in which you follow misadventures on your way to videogame prom, and also what the hell is this,” but then I saw that they had removed Lindsay Lohan from the entire Mean Girls premise and I was like, “A WHOLE NEW WORLD. Don’t I dare close my eyes.” This game should probably be called Myst 2 because it’s about to change everything. (Myst jokes! Mean Girls video games! 2010 forever!) |
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wow, i didnt read the article in question, but i read this, and i have to agree w/the general consensus, this guys writing is horrible.
i recognize myself as a terrible writer, but wow, this guy takes the cake.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| jackfrost wrote: |
That was a horrible, grammatical nightmare with run-on sentences out the ass. That sounds like it was written by an 80s era valley girl. Here is a prime example:
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| Before I was like “Mean Girls came out six years ago, so maybe we don’t need a boring-sounding portable Nintendo video game about it in which you follow misadventures on your way to videogame prom, and also what the hell is this,” but then I saw that they had removed Lindsay Lohan from the entire Mean Girls premise and I was like, “A WHOLE NEW WORLD. Don’t I dare close my eyes.” This game should probably be called Myst 2 because it’s about to change everything. (Myst jokes! Mean Girls video games! 2010 forever!) |
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Pop culture references without any actual context!
Pop culture references are funny, right? Like on Family Guy?
Now I'll point out one of my jokes, because that's so meta!
Please like me!
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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It's like an even shittier Robin Williams stand-up routine.
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PJX
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: United Kingdom
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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| username wrote: |
| jackfrost wrote: |
That was a horrible, grammatical nightmare with run-on sentences out the ass. That sounds like it was written by an 80s era valley girl. Here is a prime example:
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| Before I was like “Mean Girls came out six years ago, so maybe we don’t need a boring-sounding portable Nintendo video game about it in which you follow misadventures on your way to videogame prom, and also what the hell is this,” but then I saw that they had removed Lindsay Lohan from the entire Mean Girls premise and I was like, “A WHOLE NEW WORLD. Don’t I dare close my eyes.” This game should probably be called Myst 2 because it’s about to change everything. (Myst jokes! Mean Girls video games! 2010 forever!) |
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wow, i didnt read the article in question, but i read this, and i have to agree w/the general consensus, this guys writing is horrible.
i recognize myself as a terrible writer, but wow, this guy takes the cake. |
So apparently Myst is the brunt of every joke and readers today will remember Myst only because he hopes to jump on the bandwagon that Myst sucked... I never even played myst and my head is already scrambled...
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| It's like an even shittier Robin Williams stand-up routine. |
live on broadway was hilarious.
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