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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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How to woo that colleague who doesn't seem to know you exist? You could engage her in laughter-filled conversation by the water cooler or invite her out for drinks after work. Then again, you could break into her house while she's asleep with her family upstairs, download child pornography on her computer and try and frame her husband.
44-year-old Ilkka Karltunen, from Finland, tried just that after he became obsessed by a co-worker and imagined that he could end up with her if only he could get her pesky husband out of the way. He sneaked into her home, downloaded the abhorrent images and then stole the computer's hard drive, later sending it anonymously to police with a note pointing the blame at his colleague's other half.
The husband was then arrested and kept away from his young children and home while he was investigated.
Somehow police ended up suspecting some involvement on Kartunen's part and ended up searching his home. In his garden shed they found a computer that contained the entire contents of his victim’s home computer, including family photographs, pictures of her husband’s bank statements, credit and debit cards. They also found evidence that on another occasion, while the family were out, Karttunen had broken into his victim’s home to take photographs of a calendar that showed when her husband would be at work. As well as that, he photographed a child’s bedroom in the house.
Karttunnen denied the charges against him, but a jury convicted him on Friday. He was sentenced to four and a half years in prison. He was also made subject to a restraining order and has been ordered to sign the sex offenders register. |
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article7081986.ece
wow. this is ridiculous. the guy is too much of a bitch to talk to the girl, but not enough that he did all this shit.
unless the guys wife was also in on the plan, and they were both planning to get rid of the husband
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FNJ
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you know, it would have been a lot easier to just make her think her man was cheating.
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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ANYTHING would've been easier IMO
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SoldierHawk
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| you know, it would have been a lot easier to just make her think her man was cheating. |
Seriously. Even if the dude DID have child porn on his computer, the girl's first instinct would be to run to the hills, not into the arms of another guy. Ick.  Pinning infidelity on the other man would be much more effective, and (I'd think) easier.
Christ this was a creepy as hell story though. Snuck into their house and took pictures of their *kids bedroom*? I wish he was going away for a lot, lot longer than four years.
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Valdronius
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Pfff. Amateur.
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Man, that title had me confused.
Gotta give him originality points at least...
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sidewaydriver
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Office romances never work out.
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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so, since in know there are at least 3 incredible hulks here, would any of us try to do that shit? or would we rather talk to the girl we like?
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Blackout
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Asking her out to dinner seems a tad, I don't know, less fucking creepy.
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sidewaydriver
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| so, since in know there are at least 3 incredible hulks here, would any of us try to do that shit? or would we rather talk to the girl we like? |
What I do is I let the air out of a girls tire in the parking lot. Then after work she'll see it and get all upset. Then being the nice guy I am, I walk up and ask if she needs any help. Works everytime.
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What a dumbass. I think the worst part for the criminal is that he's going to be on the sex offender registery now, probably for the rest of his life all because he wanted to frame a guy because he had a crush on his lady.
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Blackout
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He should be on the list, there are absolutely no appropriate reasons to access that type of material. he should also have CREEPY FUCKTARD tattooed on to his forehead.
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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| He should be on the list, there are absolutely no appropriate reasons to access that type of material. he should also have CREEPY FUCKTARD tattooed on to his forehead. |
i agree. if he knew where to look and find child porn, then he is definitely a creepy fucking pedo.
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Meh, I think he deserves to be on the list, but I don't think his ability to find it makes it so. I mean, I could probably find child porn if I wanted to, and I'm not a pedophile, scout's honour.
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Syd Lexia
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I would imagine it's hard to find. I'm fairly certain most ISPs block it, and even if they don't, it's illegal in nearly every country and most of those countries have law enforcement task forces dedicated to stopping it.
From what I've read on Encyclopedia Dramatica, it was a problem on some of the chans for awhile, but even they've cracked down on it, because the ones that didn't got shutdown.
So it's probably really difficult to find such stuff. I certainly hope it is. But then again, I've never looked.
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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I would imagine it's hard to find. I'm fairly certain most ISPs block it, and even if they don't, it's illegal in nearly every country and most of those countries have law enforcement task forces dedicated to stopping it.
From what I've read on Encyclopedia Dramatica, it was a problem on some of the chans for awhile, but even they've cracked down on it, because the ones that didn't got shutdown.
So it's probably really difficult to find such stuff. I certainly hope it is. But then again, I've never looked. |
this was my understanding as well. i think all search engines block it.
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Klimbatize
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I would imagine it's hard to find. I'm fairly certain most ISPs block it, and even if they don't, it's illegal in nearly every country and most of those countries have law enforcement task forces dedicated to stopping it.
From what I've read on Encyclopedia Dramatica, it was a problem on some of the chans for awhile, but even they've cracked down on it, because the ones that didn't got shutdown.
So it's probably really difficult to find such stuff. I certainly hope it is. But then again, I've never looked. |
Maybe easier in Finland?
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FNJ
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it's not hard to find at all if you're into hentai.
just sayin'.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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it's not hard to find at all if you're into hentai.
just sayin'. |
Which is another reason that two nukes was obviously not enough. 
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a)Greatest. Backfire. Ever.
b)LOL at the above post.
c) has anyone just done a google image search with safesearch off of "child porn" just to see what would come up? I would, but I'm afraid I'd be marked.
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Blackout
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For the record I do not agree with my above post. 
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| Blackout wrote: |
| For the record I do not agree with my above post. |
Didn't mean to imply that you did. I just think it's great that my newsie turned into a sarcastic quotable.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Blackout
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| Blackout wrote: |
| For the record I do not agree with my above post. |
Didn't mean to imply that you did. I just think it's great that my newsie turned into a sarcastic quotable. |
Oh, I know you didn't, thus the .
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