Yeah, I finally got around to one. I'm going to be doing Sapphire, as the title suggests. Problem is, I forgot to take screencaps for a bit, so you'll get what I give you.

Character Name: Scott

Pokemon List: Aquabat the Mudkip
Minsk the Poochyena
Squidge the Wurmple
RockNRobin the Taillow
Skippy the Zigzagoon
Rodriguez the Slakoth
Harlot the Whismur

Updates will be posted here when I damn well feel like it.

LemPoint Stats: GregTheWhite: 10 points!
UsaSatsui: 10 Points!
Konran: 10 Points!
Lordsathien: 10 Points!
Cameron: 10 Points!

Oh, Jesus. Who the hell put me in the back of the truck anyway? Too dark to use my camera....Mom? About fugging time! (I forgot to take screencaps for this part) Yeah, yeah. Fix the clock and go see Birch....The hell? What's with that kid?



Well man up, kid. I just got here. You know how small that truck was? Bah, fine. Let's go find out what the screaming....is....The hell?



Christ man, just punt the thing! I mean, we set them on fire! Fine, I got this.


Let's ruin this tiny dog!

(Missing screencap Fight)


No, I pulled it off my slamming my Pokemon into it. But sure, aplomb. Whatever. Now, on to naming this thing.


(10 LemPoints to GregTheWhite. Bitchin' name.) Alrighty, Aquabat, let's go kill stuff!

Starting with this faker of a Weedle! Kill it!

(missing screencap again. Tell me if you want all battle screencaps.)
Alright, we rock. Moving on to the next town.

This town won't even sell me PokeBalls, and some crazy girl is talking about saving. Fundamentalists? In this area? Do they not know their pets evolve with alarming regularity?! Anyway, time to find this May gir-SHIT IT CAME FROM NOWHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh, we're good. Turns out it's the dumbest Pokemon ever.
Back to finding this chick. I think I see her up there...


A quickie? I like this girl already!

I'd love a taste, baby. Show me what you got!

*sigh* They're never talking about sex....Well, what to do now...

Basically, what you see is where I am. Any pokemon I catch will be given a new name, to be decided in the chat. I'll probably be playing every night or something like it, updating when I decide I'm done. Sceencaps will only be taken for a few trainers, mostly rival battles, gyms, and other important stuff. The rest will be new pokemon, weird stuff I see, and whatever I feel like mocking.

After a nice nap on the ground, thank you MAY FOR STEALING MY SLEEPING BAG, we're back.



And unhappy. Anyway, on with our journey back to the lab



Hell yeah I beat her! With my dick! Wait, I mean...what? What are we talking about now?


Old man I don not care about your PokeDex thing. Does it play games? No? Then I do not care.


*grumble* Stupid man with the stupid finding pokemon and the dumb face....Stupid grass, stupid wall, stupi-FUCK POKEMON

..The hell is this? It's simultaneously adorable and weak. Oh well. MINE!
*Battlebattle*
(10 LemPoints to UsaSatsui)
Haha, she's weak and shitty. Why do I have her? Oh well. Gotta go to the Pokemon Center and get hea-WHAT THE HELL

You little wormy bastard! Now, I'ma capture you and ruin your life.

Oh yes. All mine. (10 LemPoints to Konran.{Not on this site})

Okay. Going to the Pokemon Center, because everyone's bleeding on my stuff.

Lady, you're weird. Now to go chat with the townsfolk!



...Okay, fuck the townsfolk. Moving on!


No. That's stupid. What if I'm just delivering something and it happens to be a Pokemon. Are you even listening? Fine. Time to whoopass.


That's right, pay up.

Alright. Time to get the hell off this dumbass road.



So help me god, there better be strippers in this town.

Today on Lem's Play!


Birds who rock!


More berries!


Beating up this kid's pet for money!


And TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

As well as a fuckton of grinding.

Ooookay, I hate to do this...

LP is officially on hold, as I misplaced the flashdrive with everything on it.....

Fucking Photobucket. LP is officially text until I can get a pic program working.

Dear Journal:

Today, I finally went into the forest I've been near for a few days. Sleeping in the Pokemon Centers is nice, and if this forest is massive, I'm going to regret leaving. On the upside, I caught a Slakoth. I named him Rodriguez. Some higher force guided me to it....what? Battle? Get the fuck away from me, you creepy as-Stop throwing your bugs at me! Minsk! Fuck them up! Prick. Interrupting me.

Well, gotta go, looks like more bugs are angry I tried to set the grass on fire.

Dear Journal:

This forest...it's massive. There's bugs that can make their bodies impervious to attack, making the trek even longer. I fear I may never escape...

No, I'm fuckin' with ya, Journal. I'm punching bugs in the face left and right. And now there's some douchenozzle asking for Shroomish. Why would I have a Shroomish? So you can have it? NO! Dude, there's a dude behind you. He looks like the worst pirate ever.

You shit, it's not an ambush if you point it out. Can I leave now? HEY! Get away from me, dude! You need to learn to face your own problems. *sigh* I'm not CROSSING you, dude. He's trying to-oh, you're throwing Pokemon down. Awesome.

A Poochenya? You know everyone and their grandma has those, right? This is just stupid. Shocker, I whipped your ass.

$1.80? That's all you have? Worst gang member ever. Get the fuck away from me...

The other dude is talking, so now I have to listen. Bye Journal!

Okay. Next one I catch will be named Guile. If you have any suggestions for names, hit up the chat when I'm doing an update.

That's actually exactly what I was going to do.

Dear Journal:

Today, I went into the city. It's much nicer than that forest I'm banned from now. I still maintain if the Shroomish didn't want to be on fire, it would've said something. Stupid park rangers. Anyway, the city.

Woah. This place is nice. Hey, a gym! Let's go inside.

WOAH. The dude in charge isn't a dude! It's a chick! Best thing since May! Oooh, her name's Roxanne...Hey Roxy, wanna see my rock hard Ekans?

She hit me. With a Geodude. Now you've pissed me off. One dick joke and you hit me?!

Ow! Cut it the fuck out!

*many minutes later*

Yeah, thanks for the badge. Of course I'll call you! Hey, baby, gimme my hat back. Yes, you're hot when you wear it, but it's MY hat. Yeah, I'll be back.

Woah, what's he yelling about? You? Motherfucker, I just helped you! What'd you lose now...goods? I don't even get to know what they are? Ass. HOSHITPOKEMON.

*battle, caught a Whismur named Harlot. 10 LemPoints to Cameron*

Loud bitch, wasn't she Skippy? Good job headbutting her.

Fuck it, after all that loudness and "battling" with Roxy, I need a nap.

Dear Journal

Fuck, that nap was awesome. Luckily, I don't have to feed my Pokemon, because..they...ate...Guys...Where's RockNRobin?

Well. Shit. Um. Oh, he shit all over the fire last night? Good. He was a prick. Now, on to th-GODDAMNIT I DO NOT WANT TO BATTLE YOUR FUCKING BUGS. You always use goddamned Harden! That's not even a strategy! It's just pissing me off until I-MOTHERFUCKER, DO NOT USE HARDEN. Fuck it. Now I'm just gonna beat the shit out of you. It's not like your pokemon can stop me.

Thanks for the money, kid. The wounds will heal eventually. Alright, let's get out of here. Hey, that girl's lookin' at me....You're no Roxy, but you look kinda cute. Wanna see my Ekans?

Always with the goddamned battling! Skippy, time to be useful.

Thank you for your money, your panties would've bett-Stop hitting me! I'll shut up! Jesus tap dancing Christ...Fuck this place, I'm going back to the Pokemon Center!

Good news everyone!

All my save files got corrupted. I have to start over. But I'll do it from Emerald, so there's more shit to do. No updates for a while, sorry.

But I might have pics!