i wonder if they would make a big deal if elton john came out and said he was straight
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Title: Facepuncher of Asses
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Posted:
Mar 30 2010 04:26 pm
No, because Elton John's not gay. His boyfriend is.
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Posted:
Mar 30 2010 04:49 pm
username wrote:
i wonder if they would make a big deal if elton john came out and said he was straight
Probably, if only because Hideous Sunglasses Inc's stock would plummet.
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