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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
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lavalarva
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I'd take Mario over GTA anytime.
And he can only say 2 or 3 good games on the PSP.
I know at least 10 I wanted for the DS (I don't own one, so I don't remember the titles much).
I don't know if the DS touch screen can break easily. Maybe if you drop it?
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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It doesn't break easily. Get scratched, maybe, but it's easier overall to break a PSP than it is to break a DS.
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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If the DS is "equal" to an N64, then how can it be "32-bit"?
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Mr. Bomberman
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Syd Lexia
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My point is simply that N64 was 64-bit. Hence, the name.
Nintendo skipped over the 32-bit era, which is probably a good thing.
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Rycona
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Joined: Nov 01 2005
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This kid can't even pronounce "Mario" or operate a simple microphone correctly! Also, his gameplay arguments are lacking. You can't really compare an analog stick to a touch screen because they're different types of control. He could've compared the PSP's analog to the DS' digital, and I would've accepted that, though it's still not a very defining argument.
In his games argument, he only named a few games for the PSP (most of which were GTA) and he only mentioned the fact that Mario is on the DS (somewhere?). He didn't have any details about anything. Just "this game is "automatically awesome" and the handheld sucks, though apparently I've never played any games on it to tell.
I'm also sick of the "you can watch movies, listen to music, and access the internet on it" argument. Those features are neat, but I would think that the main reason people buy system handhelds is to play the games for that handheld. These extra features just jack up the price on them anyway. Besides, if you want to watch your favorites movies you have to buy them AGAIN if you already have them on DVD; I find that ridiculous.
Apparently, this kid doesn't see the extremely ridiculous loading times that can happen with the PSP due to its shoddy firmware and RAM setup. It varies between games, but I've heard a lot of complaints about 3-5 minute load times for things that shouldn't take as long.
I know I'm tearing down a kid here, but if he wants to step up with the big boys and get into console/handheld debates, you have to jump into the fire. This seems to boil down to a case where he's been influenced negatively about games (perhaps from a friend from school or an older brother) as graphics are superior to gameplay and he thinks that playing more graphical and more violent games makes you seem older. It's the new age version of playing dress up in your family attic. In either case, the main piece of knowledge you're missing is that it's not the clothes or the cool games that make you seem mature, but a collection of your experiences, thought processes, and how you view the world. He's just a 10-year old who hasn't developed yet, so hopefully he'll come around soon. Some people just don't though and it's unfortunate.
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Syd Lexia
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Rycona wrote: |
(Everything Syd was thinking but was too lazy to write.) |
Agreed.
I seriously want to find this kid and beat him down. I know that makes me no better than him, but sometimes you've got to beat people up over opinions they posted on the internet.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Rycona wrote: |
(Everything Syd was thinking but was too lazy to write.) |
Agreed.
I seriously want to find this kid and beat him down. I know that makes me no better than him, but sometimes you've got to beat people up over opinions they posted on the internet. |
Or kill them: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1762
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Mr. Bomberman
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Let's just make this argument deceased and say that the DS didn't kill the PSP, It just made it irrelevant.
Xbox 360 is up next.
Actually, I dunno, I just felt like posting that.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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Wow. I could tear down what's wrong with his argument piece by piece, laughing all the way, but that would be pointless. The kid's a dumbass, plain and simple.
PS: If games were only about graphics, the 3D0 console wouldn't have bombed out in sales.
EDIT: Christ, the way this kid talks, it sounds like the first "movie" I made when I got to use my mom's camera back in the 4th grade. And GTA: Liberty City Stories sucked.
Also, the DS beats out even the PS3 in the games department.
EDIT EDIT: You think I'm gonna waste. . .I don't know, how much does the PSP cost now. . .uh, $200 on a system with shitty ports of what I can get on my PS2 for half of the price?
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Kid's games? Oh, you mean kid's games. I don't play kid's games. I like the more. . .graphicals. I play Halo.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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You know what I just realized? He's reading from a script.
"Oh, I'm the greatest captian of handheld gaming"
"And your record will stand as shit."
"Whether movies or gaming, I'm an expert fucker-upper"
"And you're also a world-class bitch."
"My manner of pouquet is mistaken on the street for a console that actually has good games"
"But despite your point of view, this is surely true. . ."
"PSP sucks cock."
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
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Dude, stop being Nintendo fanboys. Let the 10 year old bash the DS on the internet. Does it make the DS the inferior handheld? His words must have some merit to you if you're giving him all this attention.
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
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Sock, why don't you just go sit in the corner for a little while, okay?
this kid looks like he's probably 9 or 10. can you really blame him all that much for being ignorant? He's trying to rationalize his arguments, but it's impossible since he doesn't know shit so it's just a couple minutes of a kid thinking he knows what he's talking about.
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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BB King, why did you tell sock to shut up then basically re-phrase what he said?
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FNJ
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Murdar Machene wrote: |
BB King, why did you tell sock to shut up then basically re-phrase what he said? |
Murdar, why did you just tell BB King that?
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Morphine Jim
Title: A True Gentleman
Joined: Jan 27 2007
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HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh my fucking God, that was classic. My favorite parts are where he said the PSP had PS2 graphics, then called them 64bit, the part where he could only name three decent games for the system, and the part where he said the PSP was beating the DS in sales and Sony had knocked Nintendo off the handheld gaming throne.
Just for the case of the actual PSP vs. DS "war"...
I had a PSP and I got rid of it because it was absolute fucking shit. I don't care if it can play movies, that's all it does because it had barely any games, and that's all I care about. I'm a gamer, I don't need to watch Spiderman on the bus. The PSP was a very boring system altogether, I got fucking tired of it because for its graphics, power and multimedia, it simply had no substance.
I much prefer the DS, which I have, with a wider selection of games. Oh, and I don't know where he gets the idea the touch screen breaks easily. It's quite robust and less prone to scratches than that overly glossed trash on Sony's waste of time and money.
I know he's just a kid, but just listen to the smarmy little fucker. He's going to grow up to be a date rapist. And this is why children should have their rights revoked.
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FNJ
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the kids like nine, why do any of us care?
I own a PSP and a DS, and to be honest I play the PSP more right now.
the only way to solve and of this is to buy every system that comes out. there isn't a better one, there's simply the only one you can afford normally. that's where the favoritism xomes from.
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
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I laughed a bit about the date rapist line
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Morphine Jim
Title: A True Gentleman
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JEW wrote: |
the kids like nine, why do any of us care? |
Because he may be nine now, but he could make congress in three years time, Jew! CONGRESS!
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Yeah, I guess so. He can fuck off, I don't give a shit.
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