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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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http://www.greenwala.com/profiles/elizah-leigh/blog/5633-Hoodwinked-Taste-Buds-MEAT-the-39-Ingredient-Hostess-Twinkie
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| Today, 500 million Twinkies are sold annually (according to the Chicago Tribune) – the equivalent of 30,758 miles of cream filled sponge cake – which is proof positive that Americans must really be clueless regarding exactly what we’re really putting into our bodies. Shouldn’t we all be wondering how a baked item can possibly require 39 ingredients to come to fruition, plus last 25 days on a store shelf without getting rock hard? The secret is in Twinkies’ lack of dairy-based ingredients, not to mention a whole host of curiously bizarre, highly processed chemical and mineral components, including petroleum and rocks. Now that you’re paying attention, let’s run down the list of what exactly makes a Twinkie taste like a Twinkie…and then feel free to re-evaluate where you stand on this beloved bit of gorge-worthy junk food later. |
http://www.greenwala.com/profiles/elizah-leigh/blog/5633-Hoodwinked-Taste-Buds-MEAT-the-39-Ingredient-Hostess-Twinkie
i still like 'em, and i will still eat 'em.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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Wah wah wah.
These people need to STFU, then FOAD. Twinkies are awesome.
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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agreed
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anorexorcist
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Joined: May 21 2008
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I think I've had a grand total of between 2 and 6 actual twinkies in my life this doesn't really affect me.
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
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I've had a whole 1 twinkie in my life.
Still doesn't stop people from calling me that instead of my name. "LOL HE'S FAT HE MUST LOVE TWINKIES LOL.
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
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Berserk007
Title: Freelance Skull Grinder
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Last time I ate a twinkie was about 8 years ago it felt like I had a bowling pin stuck in my chest for about a week. 
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SoldierHawk
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Joined: Jan 15 2009
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You know, in spite of how much I love actual cake and cookies and that sort of thing, the processed variety has never done it for me. I've *never* liked the stuff produced by Hostess or Little Debbie or any of those guys. They just don't taste good to me.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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I haven't eaten twinkies in years, but I'll still say that the creme filling could be made of pure, uncut, unadulterated rat poop and I would still love them.
Also: "HAHA, I'm turnin you into poo."
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sidewaydriver
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Fuck Twinkies, this is Zinger town baby.
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Syd Lexia
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sidewaydriver
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| What's a Zinger? |
a witty remark
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Optimist With Doubts
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
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| ZINGER! |
They all can't be Zingers...
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Klimbatize
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On the Healthy Food Scale:
Dogshit > Twinkies.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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Fuck healthy food, have any of you people refrigerated or slightly frozen a Twinkie? It's like....heaven.
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Klimbatize
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Right, I didn't even have to include the word 'Healthy'.
On the Food Scale
Dogshit > Twinkies
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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I was sort of joking.  You are a fun one.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
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I just think we should stick to healthy, real food where you know what all the ingredients are. That's why I'm having hot dogs covered in Velveeta for dinner tonight.
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JoshWoodzy
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I just think we should stick to healthy, real food where you know what all the ingredients are. That's why I'm having hot dogs covered in Velveeta for dinner tonight. |
I actually indulged a little bit tonight and had a spicy chicken wrap with lettuce, hot peppers and shredded Monterey Jack cheese. That thing was bangin'!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Silly Customer, You Cannot Hurt A Twinkie!
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
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Isn't there already a thread about this nonsense fear mongering?
"The secret is in Twinkies’ lack of dairy-based ingredients"
I'd much rather eat the artificial ingredients in a twinkie knowing I'll never get food poisoning from it than dairy ingredients since dairy fucks up my bowel and causes me a considerable amount of pain, even when it's fresh. But it's natural right? So it must be good pain!
I love Hostess products. Ding-Dongs are epically good.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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I'm defending Twinkies to an extent, because they are delicious. I'm also a realist, and this isn't nonsense fear mongering when not a single thing in that Twinkie is good for you.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Despite the current bickering over organic VS shut your bullshit up, we have something in common: we're all gonna die. No matter whatcha' do, no matter whatcha' do with your lives, you're dead! You're dead! You're dying. You're gonna die, all of you, dead. You, dead. You, dead, all of you. You, lady? Your tits will be eaten by maggots, in just a few short years.
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