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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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C64 games:
Impossible Mission: Shit, Need more robot ZZZs
Summer Games: Broke my joysitck, wiggling it.
Test Drive: Anything you touch breaks windshield.
Skate Or Die: Who the fuck Pool Jousts?
Bruce Lee: Green Guy is following me.
International Karate: Spam Roundhouse, you'll probably win.
IK+: My pants keep falling down.
Boulderdash: Don't think it will fall?
Spyhunter: Where am I going to?
H.E.R.O.: Helocopter in caves, bad idea.
Aztec Challenge: Jump, Duck, Jump... no, Duck!!!!!
Defender Of The Crown: I'm Broke... Raid A Castle.
Beachhead II: Ends in epic knife fight.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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Some NES games:
Ghoul School - High school. Pretty accurate, actually.
G.I.Joe - Castlevania III, but with guns.
River City Ransom - Double Dragon RPG. Also, BARF!!
Deja Vu - Punch people for clues. Muggers.
Gauntlet II - Blue Elf shot the potion!
Maniac Mansion - Don't be a tuna head!
Zen: Intergalactic ninja - Fun fighting, but too short.
Ultima: Quest of the Avatar - Best NES RPG, hands down.
Journey to Silius - Head-bang while shooting annoying robots.
Magic of Scheherazade - RPG Zelda, plus turn-based battles.
Infiltrator - *alarm sounds* Oh, gee, surprising.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Bubble Bath Babes: Just try to beat it.
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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Destiny of an Emperor- Can't pronounce one damn name
Battletoads- Too fucking hard to care
Final Fantasy VI- Shadow's dog bites enemies asses
Q-bert- Older than everyone I know
Final Fantasy V- Galuf dies, doesn't mean shit
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
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Lost Odyssey: SHUT UP JANSEN SHUT UP
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 So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| Greg the White wrote: |
| Lost Odyssey: SHUT UP JANSEN SHUT UP |
reminds of me yoshis island - baby mario is FUCKING annoying
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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| username wrote: |
| Greg the White wrote: |
| Lost Odyssey: SHUT UP JANSEN SHUT UP |
reminds of me yoshis island - baby mario is FUCKING annoying |
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time: Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey Listen!
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
Posts: 5603
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^ So true.
Super Mario Bros. 2: "Wow! A Mario sequel! (sorta)."
Alternate take - "It was all a dream".
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My Muzaks! CHECK IT OUT!!!
http://www.facebook.com/hellodharmaband
3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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i used to read word up magazine
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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Time Crisis: Richard Miller needs a comeback.
Time Crisis Project Titan: This wasn't what I meant.
Time Crisis 2: Dude rams you with missile.
Time Crisis 3: Machine guns are for wimps.
Time Crisis 4: Metrosexuals save us from bombs.
Crisis Zone: Shields protect against helicopter rammings.
Ace Attorney Investigations: Hold it! Not so fast!
Mario Party: Eight is far too many.
Left 4 Dead: Working together is for sissies.
Trauma Center: Way harder than actual surgery.
ZZT: Smiley face goes on rampage.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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Final Fantasy VI:  Did that seriously just happen?
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Miguelius
Title: 83956789546
Joined: Apr 16 2009
Location: Chaco, Argentina
Posts: 420
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Super mario RPG: Mario?? On RPG?? Fuck Yeah!!
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
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TMNT (NES): Say goodbye to your framerate
Blazing Angels: Brake and circle. Win Game.
Infinite Undiscovery: Only Japan gives a shit
Half Life 2, Episode 2: No, Eli! Why Valve, why?!
Oblivion: Did my processor just melt?
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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Streets of Rage 2: "Fuck you and your jetpack."
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Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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MGS1: Big Robot. Sibling Rivalry Erupts.
MGS2: Raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock!
MGS3: Wish I had over-the-shoulder view.
MGS4: Old Snake Still Kicks Ass.
Gauntlet: The elf needs food, badly.
Suikoden: Hunt down all 108 Stars.
Suikoden 2: Need all 108 Stars again.
Zork: No light, eaten by Grue.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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Hahaha, love the Zork one, Knyte. Why does playing that shit never get old to me?
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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Sega Genesis in 5 words: "We got Blast Processing, bitches!"
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Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
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