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Megan Fox: Not As Skanky As You'd Assume


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 02:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1254974/Megan-Fox-Ive-slept-men-idea-night-stand-makes-sick.html

So apparently Megan Fox has only ever been with two men, and neither of them is Shia LaBoeuf. Good for her.
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Rycona
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 02:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

She probably sucks in the sack. Or she's lying to make people think she's "innocent," which will drive guys to be even crazier over her and go see her stinkfest videos. The two are not mutually exclusive either.


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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 02:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Whenever I see the words "Night Stand" I always think of Dick Dietrick. I'm also an idiot.

She really does look skanky, but it's not surprising she's not. I think it's worse actually, that she does everything in her power to look like a dirty whore, when in fact she isn't. Wannabe whore is not a title I would like to have, if I were an actress.


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Godofhardcore
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 02:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

She's only been with 2 men in her life because she was born a Man
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 02:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

eh, i dont believe it.

i dont care either.

i'd still tap it.


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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 02:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
i'd still tap it.

I wouldn't. Have you seen her thumb? Ew. I know it's like not buying a Ferari because you dislike the seat covers, but still...


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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 02:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

No way a girl with that many tattoos has only been with 2 guys.

And generally there's a direct relationship between the retardedness of a girl's tattoos and # of dudes she's fucked. Would draw a graph, but I'm lazy.


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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 02:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

All chicks lie about the guys they've been with. Most 18 year old girls these days have already been with at least 10 guys and have been active for already 4 years. I've been with two girls who couldn't keep from forgetting how many guys they'd been with.
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Pandajuice
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 03:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I never assumed she was skanky. She's definitely a very dim bulb, lacks basic social skills, and I don't find her particularly attractive. I'm not that surprised she's not a whore.
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 03:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Ifyoudoyourabadpersonandshouldcutooooooooooooof your wang.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 04:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Rycona wrote:
She probably sucks in the sack.

There's probably lots of giggling.
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 04:41 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If she's only slept with two guys then she's sucked a lot of dick to get where she's gotten based on her talent.


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Chile Guy
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 06:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

She's still a futile, air-headed skank in my books.


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Alowishus
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 07:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Who is this woman? I've never really heard of her.

She ain't exactly a looker either.
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IceWarm
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 08:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Alowishus wrote:
Who is this woman? I've never really heard of her.

She ain't exactly a looker either.

One of the stars of the Transformers movies and is supposedly the hottest woman in the world, I don't really see it either.


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jackfrost
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 08:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

anorexorcist wrote:
If she's only slept with two guys then she's sucked a lot of dick to get where she's gotten based on her talent.


After reading your post I couldn't help but think of the scene in Clerks.


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IceWarm
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PostPosted: Mar 04 2010 09:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

jackfrost wrote:
anorexorcist wrote:
If she's only slept with two guys then she's sucked a lot of dick to get where she's gotten based on her talent.


After reading your post I couldn't help but think of the scene in Clerks.

37...In a row?


"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."

"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."

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Ash Burton
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PostPosted: Mar 05 2010 08:48 am Reply with quote Back to top

You can see how it can be confusing, when you wear a whore's uniform.



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Ash is probably just home humping his SNES collection.

 
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