I am very tall, and my arms are very long. all the employees at my store were short so they called me stretch and forced me to be their "reach high things" slave. Also, it so happens that when i yawn, the architecture of my throat is perfectly designed to emulate a wookie upon exhale. has been that way ever since i was 13. Thus, Stretchwookie was born. Its not what you thought, was it perv? lol