Don't fucking say Norris... he ain't nothing since all he does is a roundhouse kick...
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Posted:
Feb 25 2010 11:43 pm
bruce fucking lee. read badass if you dont believe me
Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load
Godofhardcore
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Posted:
Feb 25 2010 11:50 pm
All Chuck Norris jokes are just Kenshiro facts with the name replaced
Slayer1
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Posted:
Feb 25 2010 11:55 pm
You don't fuck with Bruce Lee...
Godofhardcore
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Posted:
Feb 26 2010 12:01 am
Unless you're an asprin
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Posted:
Feb 26 2010 12:03 am
bada-bing
Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load
FNJ
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Feb 26 2010 12:04 am
there's no jack bauer on this list.
Doddsino
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Posted:
Feb 26 2010 01:15 am
No Epic Beard Man?
Godofhardcore
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Posted:
Feb 26 2010 01:50 am
Epic Beard Man didn't beat the shit out of those cops that tasered him.
I do regret not putting Mick Foley and Jackie Chan in this poll however.
FNJ
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Feb 26 2010 02:15 am
jack bauer could kick most of these people's asses.
I said it before and I'll say it again. I don't think he could manage to go to the bathroom without firing a handgun, kicking a door in, or torturing someone to death.
Doddsino
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Feb 26 2010 02:16 am
Yeah, I didn't really mean it. It's just the first thing that sprung to mind.
I'll say Indiana Jones, simply because he killed people with a smile on his face.
Godofhardcore
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Feb 26 2010 02:52 am
FNJ wrote:
jack bauer could kick most of these people's asses.
I said it before and I'll say it again. I don't think he could manage to go to the bathroom without firing a handgun, kicking a door in, or torturing someone to death.
Bauer's already dead
FNJ
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Feb 26 2010 03:10 am
clearly you've never watched 24. something craaaaazy would happen that allows jack the time he needs.
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Feb 26 2010 04:07 am
Bruce Lee because he is shredded.
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Feb 26 2010 07:32 am
Slayer1 wrote:
Don't fucking say Norris... he ain't nothing since all he does is a roundhouse kick...
FUN FACT: Chuck Norris was the first man in the Western Hemisphere to obtain Grand Master 8th Degree in Tae Kwon Do.
Knowledge Is Power
Pandajuice
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Posted:
Feb 26 2010 08:04 am
Put in another vote for Jack Bauer. He's so badass, I named my son after him.
Ash Burton
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Posted:
Feb 26 2010 08:04 am
Bad Ass? Need I say more...
joshwoodzy wrote:
Ash is probably just home humping his SNES collection.
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Feb 26 2010 09:37 am
Wolverine got ripped in half, in friggin' half, and lived to tell the tale, and Hugh Jackman is awesome as well. I think this list would benefit from having Solid Snake, Captain Falcon, Slegger Law, and Jecht.
That Hakuto no Ken video made Kenshiro a very close second. I'll have to see where I can watch the series.
ThisIsTunaWithBacon
Ice2SeeYou
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Posted:
Feb 26 2010 10:16 am
The term "badass" gets thrown around a lot. Fedor Emelianenko is literally the most badass human being on Earth:
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UsaSatsui
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Feb 26 2010 10:25 am
I know you just made this topic to plug your favorite anime, but the poll options are really, really stupid. History is full of people, real life people, who I could consider way bigger badasses than any of the fictional people on that list (except maybe Bruce Lee. Chuck Norris is old-ass unfunny meme though).
Hell, you didn't even pick the most badass anime character. I'll toss my vote to Himura Kenshin for that one.
Epic Beard Man didn't beat the shit out of those cops that tasered him.
I do regret not putting Mick Foley and Jackie Chan in this poll however.
idk man.
i think maybe Jet Li > Jackie Chan but i still havent decided yet
Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load
Slayer1
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Posted:
Feb 26 2010 11:51 am
Thunderhorse wrote:
Wolverine got ripped in half, in friggin' half, and lived to tell the tale, and Hugh Jackman is awesome as well. I think this list would benefit from having Solid Snake, Captain Falcon, Slegger Law, and Jecht.
That Hakuto no Ken video made Kenshiro a very close second. I'll have to see where I can watch the series.
I'd have voted for Captain Falcon only for the FALCON PUNCH
GPFontaine
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Posted:
Feb 26 2010 12:03 pm
Fedor scares me.
Dr. Jeebus
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Posted:
Feb 26 2010 01:32 pm
It's probably worth noting that the Hellsing Alucard is completely immortal and summons demons. I don't think Chuck Norris can handle that.
