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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 10:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

After a discussion in the IRC we decided to make a thread where you tell what part you would play and (pictures of) who would play you

I would be the second to the evil lord guy who is (dun dun dunnn) Regalsin
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And I will be played by non other than Protoman (NT warrior version not video game)
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Doddsino
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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 10:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm the guy who gets killed in the first 15 minutes...
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TARDISman
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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 10:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I would be played by the looks disturbingly like me Jake Lloyd as... ummmmmmm... a young boy who (insert plagiarism here)


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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 10:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What?

If there was a SydLexia.com movie, the plot would revolve around me signing a deal to make a SydLexia.com movie. The movie bombs, and it turns out the evil movie executive who wrote up the contract put in a clause saying that if the movie doesn't recoup its production costs, I am personally obligated to pay the studio the difference. They seize the website and all my possessions, but that doesn't even begin to cover the costs. I am then faced with impossible task: raise $5,000,000 in two weeks or lose my website, my video games, and my pseudonym forever. Wacky 80s style hijinx ensue.
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TARDISman
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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 10:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

...And Regal shows up and starts trolling?


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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 10:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Fine but I'm the network executive and DAMNIT I'M STILL PROTOMAN



 
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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 10:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I nominate Ernest Borgnine to play my character!
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Valdronius
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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 10:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This was actually discussed at length many moons ago.


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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.

 
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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 10:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

TARDISman wrote:
...And Regal shows up and starts trolling?

No, but there's a massive road trip to assemble the forum members for support.
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Kojjiro!
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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 10:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It should be a road/action movie.

It has to end with us releasing turkish rambo to every theater in the world and making the money millions of times over, turning sydlexia into a household name.


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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 10:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
TARDISman wrote:
...And Regal shows up and starts trolling?

No, but there's a massive road trip to assemble the forum members for support.

Works for me


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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 11:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

and it will have two montages.

and mr bomberman will be the black guy that dies first.

ill be the stereotypical mexican who... idk, does mexican stuff


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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 11:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Actually you know what. I'll be the guy who seems useless at first but comes through in the end to save everybody.



 
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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 11:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'll be the kid who everybody hates and is mean to, but then it turns out I was evil all along so its okay that you hated me.


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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 11:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

What in the world will I do?
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PostPosted: Feb 20 2010 11:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

pineapple wrote:
What in the world will I do?

We'll pick you up when we drive through Hawaii.


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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.

 
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PostPosted: Feb 21 2010 12:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

Hacker wrote:
Actually you know what. I'll be the guy who seems useless at first but comes through in the end to save everybody.

No, you'll be the guy who is useless and contributes conversation starters like this one. All you'd do is continually talk about why don't we have a food forum and a tech forum, until I finally gut you like a fish and everyone rejoices...ala Teen Wolf.


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PostPosted: Feb 21 2010 12:37 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'll be the guy bitching about the music they'll play over the scenes of the film because it ends up be targeted for the teens and tweens demographic.


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PostPosted: Feb 21 2010 12:38 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'll be the crazy militant guy in NY totin' machine guns and Armor Piercing rounds, trying to shoot those damn worms! Or just a walk on appearance like Red XIII or Cait Sith in Advent Children
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PostPosted: Feb 21 2010 12:51 am Reply with quote Back to top

Kojjiro! wrote:
It should be a road/action movie.

It has to end with us releasing turkish rambo to every theater in the world and making the money millions of times over, turning sydlexia into a household name.


This!

Tom Arnold could totally play me.

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Hacker wrote:
Actually you know what. I'll be the guy who seems useless at first but comes through in the end to save everybody.

No, you'll be the guy who is useless and contributes conversation starters like this one. All you'd do is continually talk about why don't we have a food forum and a tech forum, until I finally gut you like a fish and everyone rejoices...ala Teen Wolf.

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PostPosted: Feb 21 2010 12:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

Dr. Jeebus wrote:
Hacker wrote:
Actually you know what. I'll be the guy who seems useless at first but comes through in the end to save everybody.

No, you'll be the guy who is useless and contributes conversation starters like this one. All you'd do is continually talk about why don't we have a food forum and a tech forum, until I finally gut you like a fish and everyone rejoices...ala Teen Wolf.

And what will you be



 
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PostPosted: Feb 21 2010 12:54 am Reply with quote Back to top

he should turn out to be the villan all along. it would be a plot twist that nobody would ever expect, leading to a huge battle between brothers.

"how could you betray ME, your own brother!"
"you were always in the spotlight! you were always the one that they cheered for! now it's my time!"


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PostPosted: Feb 21 2010 12:56 am Reply with quote Back to top

FNJ wrote:
he should turn out to be the villan all along. it would be a plot twist that nobody would ever expect, leading to a huge battle between brothers.

"how could you betray ME, your own brother!"
"you were always in the spotlight! you were always the one that they cheered for! now it's my time!"

Then he turns good and gets laid back and lets us have forum games again



 
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PostPosted: Feb 21 2010 01:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

Syd's eyes raised to meet his brother's. Jeebus met his stare, held it for only a second and turned his attention to the bloodthirsty crowd of forumers that had gathered to witness the final battle.

Jeebus: Tell me now. Is there a man among you here? Is there no one who will stand up and try to fight? Is there not one in all your ranks? Is there not one who values courage over life?

Jeebus turns his attention back to his brother.

They looked to me once. Now they turn to you. Do you understand now? Do you see that the truth is they don't want to change this? They don't want a hero. They just want a martyr, a statue to raise. I've given every thing I can. There are no heroes left in man.

So it begins! No matter which one of us lives, the ground we're standing on will crack and blow away.
You will fight. And when you fight, you'll fight alone. And in the end you'll see there was no other way.

I've been here before. I've stood where you stand. They called me their hero, The Hero of Man. But why should we save them when they stand for nothing? If they deserve life, LET THEM STAND FOR THEMSELVES. They'll watch you die to save their lives. They will not stand here by your side.

So let them watch as we decide the very fate of all mankind.

The air is thick with smoke. Jeebus makes no move, but stands, still at some distance, at the ready.
Syd, still fighting to fully grasp the truth of the situation, raises from his knees.
His weapon raised hesitantly, Syd locks eyes with his brother but breaks free seconds later.
His eyes dart over the crowd. The entire forum watches with fiery intensity. Syd's eyes fix once again on Jeebus.

Forumers: Destroy him! You can save us! You're our only hope!

KILL JEEBUS!!!

No man saw the blow. The light was blinding. The crash was deafening. The
two brothers stood feet apart. Both in pain. Only Jeebus fell. His knees
hit the ground. His weapon followed. Before he could fall any further
Syd was at his side. The brothers embraced. Jeebus
was dying. Nothing could stop that now. Jeebus looked up through strained
eyes and tried to speak. At first nothing came. Summoning all his remaining
strength, Jeebus whispered these words into his brother's ear:

"If these people...tell this story...to their children...as they
sleep...then maybe someday...they'll see a Moderator...is just a man...who knows
he's free."

Jeebus was dead.

The crowd seemed pleased.

Syd finally understood.

Forumers: He could not save himself. How could he save us? For all the blood he shed,
Syd: As I live...
Forumers: Your brother failed us.
Syd:There is no evil that will stand.
Forumers:There's nothing you could do.
Syd: I will finish...
Forumers: You had no choice.
Syd: what was started...
Forumers: Why do you cry for him?
Syd: The fight of Dr. Jeebus!
Forumers: You are our hero! You are our hero!
Syd: You are the dead.

The fallen body of his brother at his feet, Syd removed his helmet
and began to walk away from the forums. With eyes full of rage, Syd looked over the whole
website, turned his eyes back to the forums and lowered his head.
Slowly, he loosened his grip on his battle-scarred helmet, letting is drop
from his hand to the ground. Syd turned his back and walked away, Damning the entire forum to their unmodded fates.


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PostPosted: Feb 21 2010 01:20 am Reply with quote Back to top

FNJ wrote:
he should turn out to be the villan all along. it would be a plot twist that nobody would ever expect, leading to a huge battle between brothers.

"how could you betray ME, your own brother!"
"you were always in the spotlight! you were always the one that they cheered for! now it's my time!"

"But dude, Heather was mine to begin with"


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I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load

 
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